see you know a penguin didn't do 9/11 cause they can't fly

hulk hogan was sick but that's not how he died. he died choking on a shrimp while having sex with his friend's wife

nice argument, unfortunately i have already depicted myself as Switch 2 Keith David and you as Gamecube Jason Alexander

that's right sweaties

Just got 111 dbs at the Thunder game. I’ve never seen it that high

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Last night I talked to Thunder fans at the game from Florida, California, Montreal and Arkansas. Crazy that we have Down to Dunk listeners from all over

If the in game noise meter is to be believed, we’ve already hit 109 dbs in the first quarter.

This is the loudest I’ve ever heard the Paycom Center.

I am legitimately unwell.

HOLY MOLY THAT GAME TOOK YEARS OFF MY LIFE

7 year old giggling: when goku, gets super hungry, he eats like 30 meals in a row Me sounding exactly like Jesse Gemstone: I know how much goku eats

For those interested, I’ll be cracking into this bad boy this evening.

I am going to play an unhealthy amount of Mario Kart World this weekend.

Saw the new Final Destination. It’s great. Highly recommended.

I gotta give a shout out to @albabycakes.bsky.social on kicking absolute butt in the gardening department lately. The man can’t be stopped! He gave instragram a little before and after action today and everyone’s been talking about it.

new thing to always tell your kids just dropped

Unbelievable Thunder game.

After watching The Rehearsal, I am certain Nathan Fielder could revolutionize trial preparation.

What a stressful game.

This is more like it! #thunder

if i was elected to congress i would immediately turn on my constituents at town halls and then have my only social media be a poorly maintained bluesky account that posted photo ops with local freaks. 500 replies telling me to kill myself under a month old picture with a dippin dots franchisee

Bird photography tips, an oldie that is hopefully useful for spring migration right now.

I have preordered the new Mario Kart.

every day without a Pope is another knife shoved directly into my skull . this is kony 2012 all over again

Happy Easter

Gotta keep my calculator app handy to figure out how much we are winning by.

Today we celebrate Him

Ok, I now understand why some Grizz fans preferred to lose the play-in games.

(This Thunder team is good)

it will be interesting to find out who will win

It's me, J. Christ. Back at it today. Throw some worship my way in the comments 👇👇👇

The same way those ugly toe shoes look, they should separate out the penis and balls in superhero movie bulges. Spider-Man should have a free swinging tube when he zips around and tumbles. When he does his rolls on the sidewalk and his spins etc, it should flap all over. #money #largeprofit

Great Thunder win! If only there were a shirt to buy to celebrate such a win.

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OKC Thunder winning it all. You can’t convince me otherwise.

there's a real chance we look back on this season and realize the thunder were just inevitable and we overthought it

i am probably the only person on the planet to remember this line by @arr.bsky.social from 2009 but i think of it often

I farted in my car as I drove into the parking garage at work and it smelled immediately like chlorine and I thought Jesus Christ I should go to the hospital but then I saw they were bleaching the floors in the garage

I feel enough time has passed for me to note the following: Oceangate Titan sub looked like a pocketpussy.

Okay this is pretty good www.tiktok.com/t/ZP82PtENC/

paddys pub in the 1993 amityville movie "amityville: a new generation"(the one with the mirror and the dude from freddy 2)

The best comic of the last 10 years.

THUNDER WIN HELL YEAH