pussy'lerts

your email does not find me. i can't find myself first

she's a 10 and she's not going out on friday night, because she's on her phone

2-8 business days

purchasing a value package of little paper bible booklets and passing them out at the club

how about if i wanted to buy one hundred bibles, as a bit

does anyone want to sponsor my purchase of a singular holy bible for my next bit

there's a lot of things i miss about cigarettes. mostly smoking them

quite the ass on connor storrie, eh?!!!?

watching heated rivalry the same way sports fans watch their games. i cannot stop yelling

i'm 90% sure i could be treat trained but not clicker trained

please

i heard you were posting less horny lately. doing it in my dms instead, handsome?

vaping! in the parking garage

i don't use bluesky for news i use it for nudes

brick house voice: cause i'm a freak- ing out

barking like a seal (internally) locked in and silent (externally)

i should take a bath

now i dont know much about supergirl but i am a dirty blonde with a dirty apartment and a dirty attitude

we love and respect public transit operators in this house

feelin horny? not anymore? oh weird

yeah, i'm a real jar jar head

i feel something inside me. something telling me it's time to do another sexy jar jar binks shoot.

beautiful women 👍

we, as a society, need more girlfriend porn (porn of your girlfriend)

bent over in the crosswalk voice: what's wrong babe

yeah, i am gonna continue to make jokes in the face of continued tragedy. it's my defense mechanism

olive garden delivery. cause when you're here, you don't wanna be wearing your pants anyway

making love is not an important part of life; it is the most important part of the life cycle. in this smut i will

yeah, i had to let it linger. send post

i get my all news from bluesky. which is how i just found out the united states is bad maybe?

2025? totally was toilet

everything i’d wish to tell u

if you're worried, good

baby you don't need chatgpt to make you happy. i'm here for you

getting worse, as a bit, for the rest of the year

in star wars, jizz is called semen

beautiful and very cold woman bundled in her scarf with the ugly little keychain on her bag on the blue line; hello

in a "getting a na'vi avatar for any reason whatsoever" situation, i'd be pretty stoked to like. look hotter. unless of course, i was sigourney weaver, which i suppose is why she's totally cool with how hers looks

i love getting stoned and - oh yeah it turns out it's mostly the first part

2026? i barely know her

loudly, in a quiet movie theater lobby; "i'm going dicko mode"

pwease be nice to me

i haven't updated my letterboxd profile since 2020 but i also don't watch that many movies. i'm also not a long form talker. anyways, boxd.it/5Cu87

my hog call brought 30-50 feral hogs to my yard, and i'm like, it's better than yours

quick! i need your help. would you listen to me and another host yap about our problems with humanity for twenty five to thirty minutes? why or why not. 500 words or less, please

hey did you ever stop and consider, "should i post that?"

i'm really not a goatse-comedy person, which is funny, all things considered

pretend it's early days bsky in the comments

gosh i fucking love weed