This song rules.

If I had explain American history in one sentence, I could do worse than "John Brown was hung for treason, but Robert E. Lee was not."

Look, she's right as per, but she's taken on the speaking cadence of a normal-ass DC politician. It's harder to lock into, the words she's saying are correct, but the organic rage has been subsumed by the machine she's lived in for a minute now.

I think it's on us, we didn't come up with a colloquial slur for this kind of naked dishonest bait fast enough. And now it's the whole internet.

To be clear: LA County has declared a state of emergency BECAUSE OF the federal government. The Feds, LA County is (correctly) saying, have CAUSED the emergency. This is a striking political moment of internal collapse. Local govts feeling compelled to protect their ppl from … their own govt.

Hey look, Israel broke the cease-fire, twice, in two different ways, within 24 hours - again.

*Walks into tattoo shop* “Give me the wallpaper of Bobby Draper’s bedroom please”

We have armed secret police kidnapping people off the street based on the color of their skin. When we win: we will haul them before a Senate committee. The masks will come off. There will be consequences.

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SPOCK: you are being.. highly illogical ME (WATCHING TV): ok he's got you there kirk KIRK: but mr spock, mankind did not, endeavor to, reach out and, touch the stars, armed only with, cold hard logic, but driven, by our passionate impulsive, illogical humanity ME: hey yeah fuck you spock

Seeing SNLs musical guest this week is more upsetting than that video of MGK dancing on the table for his label reps.

> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis > It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

I love how the big news on Trump’s tariff announcement is how moments before he made it a bunch of people made insanely profitable shorts on crypto, a thing that Bitcoin Bros are all astounded to see happening in a completely unregulated market of a fake currency primarily used by criminals.

I was trying to remember a social media platform doing full-faith moderation. I remember Elon buying Twitter and uncorking the Nazi’s like the guy from Ghost Busters shutting down the containment unit. I am watching Larry Ellison buy CBS and TikTok, I just don’t see a countervailing force.

Letitia James and James Comey have the best lawyers on earth and will almost certainly be fine. The fact that there’s a zillion stories about them and virtually none about NSPM-7 - which affects countless ordinary people - really says something about who the media writes for

I remember Rogan saying that all the "democrat lawfare" was why he swung for trump.

NEW: Federal judge dismisses Drake's defamation case against Kendrick Lamar storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

"Gobbling Tylenol"

Rush is touring but Neil Pert is dead. I’ve heard the new drummer is even better (if possible): Pert Plus.

It seems clear—I think to everyone, now—that a false and illegal invocation of the Insurrection Act is coming before the end of the year. Media outlets should be telling us how they will prepare for this potential Treason. State governments should be telling us. Activists should be developing plans.

Sometimes when you read the list of who liked your post

There is a 100% chance that one of these ICE goons is going to murder a civilian

DnD group literally SCREAMING at each other over who saw Mrs. Doubtfire more recently.

Yo this rules I live in Burbank.

this is the jacket's breast pocket lining pulled up to make it look like a pocket square

CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors. ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart. ISILDUR: true

with Portland there's the depressing addendum that 90% of why this is happening is the right wing media grifter ecosystem got badly addicted to viral Portland content during the Trump years and they've been fiending for another hit ever since

its truly remarkable, you have to really take the measure of it and it's almost hard to comprehend it, but the president of the united states is having texas invade illinois and oregon just to make twitter content

The year is 2025. There are three social networks remaining. They are run by Dweeb Lowtax, Tweaker Lowtax, and Girlboss Lowtax. You have to pick at least one.

Pretty clear Stephen Miller, Noem, Hegseth and Trump are trying to provoke a Civil War at this point. What's interesting is they want to do it now, because even though they're unpopular, they seem to believe this is the most popular they'll be ever again. We can't let them win.

While consuming more electricity than is needed to power all of the city’s homes

*Between bouts of being waterboarded* Schumer: (Gasp) How is this bringing down the price of beef (glurgle glurgle)

I do recognize it though. I went to highschool with that guy. Not THAT guy, but a guy with a potato body cooked red, with the worst beard possible, horny to point a gun at anyone for any reason. This guy is everywhere in great numbers.

“There’s a baby!” Guns drawn. Windows smashed. With a 1 month old in the car. (They did this as he was coming home from an immigration court appointment— which is illegal in Colorado: coloradosun.com/2025/10/01/i...)

It’s just like NFTs. Every day a headline shows up on my TL from a publication for rich people implying the dumb shit is the future, and thereby weaving the speculative kayfabe, making it some Negligible percentage more true. www.forbes.com/sites/dougme...

look ai is completely destroying the world with massive pollution and is using up water at a concerning rate but at least you get to use technology that lies to you and is the primary propaganda mechanism by fascists

honestly it was pretty funny when the right was pretending that charlie kirk was a revolutionary civil rights leader when his whole deal was barely winning arguments with children

Targeted killings by ICE

the woman shot by ICE in brighton park today was named last week in a CBP bulletin because she was identifying federal officers online (screenshot from DHS.gov)

When this all ends, and it will, there can’t be any olive branches extended, especially for ICE. Accountability, punishment, defunding, and ridicule are the only things that need to be on the menu.

Pritzker needs to take some sort of demonstrative action against this. But nothing he does will stop this. Still, liberal voters and elected leaders are confronted by the fact that the police are not democratically accountable. They have no interest in protecting you or your rights from the feds.

i just can’t get over ICE going into the streets of the city i live in, throwing gas at citizens, invading people who live here. this is state sponsored terrorism being enacted on americans

every day i drive by the warner lot and think about all the movies i saw as a kid where there were cowboys and spacemen and shit walking around the lot and drive down streets like fred astaire way or whatever. this city used to be proud of what they did here.

American Horror Story: America

I am very live-and-let-live about music tastes, wherever you see the face of God is your business and I'm glad you've found something that plumbs your soul, but pop country is cloying, synthetic, carcinogenic. It is the Splenda of aural experience

BREAKING: Tilly Norwood is now deceased, her files were deleted in a One Drive sync error. She is survived by her loved one, the guy obsessed with her being a virgin.

if I wish what

The internet is making me insane. This isn't real, this isn't reality. It isn't a real thing that is happening.