Watching Spencer Pratt on Club Random and when he dies I'm going to piss on his grave

we are the daughters of the hoes you couldn't scare

There are currently more bills attacking trans youth’s right to play sports across the U.S. than there are trans youth in school sports.

To see a 20yr old get it… it’s a big concept and he intrinsically gets it. At 20 I didn’t have the ability to explain why seeing Creed or Survivor take off meant our utter doom. I could see it so clearly. I am rooting so hard for this kid.

This to me is like what they used to claim NFTs were.

It’s gonna take a lifetime to undo dems acceptance of the GOPs framing on immigration and trans. We’re gonna hafta fucking RIP the Overton window off its track they gave up so much ground.

This is great and I won’t trust any politician who doesn’t articulate some version of it.

The hero we need.

so they told me theres not going to be anymore strip law at Netflix i really cant be anything but grateful. at every phase it was made by talented people in pursuit of nothing but pure chaotic delirious joy and im so so proud of it thank you to everyone who gave it chance I thought it was funny

If I were made president tomorrow I would move America's capital to Gary Indiana, or Braynard Minnesota. A Place they would never see coming. A new place with no entrenched monsters. I would make all senators and representatives live in a Motel 6 for the rest of their lives.

Meet the AI Grandma. She used ChatGPT to get a bunch of books banned from the local library. The AI Grandma: making a difference in her community, but not by herself—only with appropriate AI direction and oversight. The AI Grandma: she’s the future, not just the past. Coming this Fall.

if you haven't seen the whole thing do yourself a favor youtu.be/XQLdhVpLBVE?...

I think they figured out if they punch as far left as they can, the libs like them. The circuit closes. We’re about to get Gladio’d.

PEOPLE WHO PLAY MMORPG NEED TO 40MAN RAID ON MYTHIC OR LOG OFF DO THE MOST MMO POSSIBLE OR U R ECHOCHAMBER NOOB GET GOOD OR PROBLEMATIC PLAYER TOO UPTIGHT

Who gives a FUCK. I love to be in a place, any place, and every day hear someone else yelling “YOU KNOW WHAT THE PROBLEM W/ THIS PLACE IS, IT’S THIS PLACE AND NOT SOME OTHER PLACE WHERE PEOPLE LIKE ME MORE. I KNOW ITS TOUGH TO HEAR FOR PPL WHO LIKE THIS PLACE BUT TRUE. INFERIOR PLACE, INFERIOR PPL”

Imagine missing your own son’s wedding so you could go surrender to Iran

“Grizz was in the Navy.” RIP

It’s so fucking telling that Bezos keeps listing jobs in Queens. When he thinks of a working class person, he thinks of Queens NYC. He thinks a nurse making $75k in Queens is the floor. Queens is the closest sliver of reality to make it into his eyeline.

It’s cool this technology exists and is only used in attempts to trigger nostalgia for a time when it didn’t.

A teacher in Queens definitely already knows that doubling $0 = $0.

Can anyone point to a moment in American history where “Instead of prosecuting these people who violated the law to serve their own political ends I think they should face no consequences so we can heal our divided nation” didn’t make things worse

Got recognized in the IKEA cafeteria today for having been the stage manager of Meltdown 10 damn years ago. Prolly the post-credit scene in my biopic.

The Elmo/Ms. Rachel collab has turned my kid off of brushing his teeth forever. Who wrote this darkwave club song for toddlers in a minor key? He looked like he was watching Fire in the Sky.

Repubs gonna cry-bully us to fucking smithereens for the rest of my life I swear to fucking god

feels like a logical place for us to get to after so much of higher education became a grift huh. then those grifters align themselves with another big grift & eventually kids have to call bullshit

Shut the fuck up shut the fuck up shut the fuck up let the world slightly improve without launching an OP i have to engage with

I can’t just live my whole life watching people yell at shadows in Plato’s cave. The Indefinite culture war the right is fighting is exhausting me by simply observing it. From Bill O’Reilly to Patriotic Hantavirus Counter-Ops, it just cannot be the inescapable grid everything must snap-to

Joe: I am a 73 year-old retired mechanic in Forsberg, Nebraska. My 3 biggest problems are Iran's uranium enrichment capability, the casting of Helen in Christopher Nolan's "Odyssey," and the ability of Tennesseeans to check out "Roots" from a library 1000 media outlets: can we please talk at length

Luckily this never happens in comedy, everything is legit, organic and earned in the truthtelling industry.

Trains. Take these things and give me a train. Give me a quality train. Lemme use 150 year old technology please for the love of god.

Me I did a DEI and desecrated Grease.

I always thought the thought I was intended to think when I heard this lyric: “wow, how wholesome and legit”

Incredible

Their bright future meets our rotten past.

This would make for a great one-act play.

“A blind man cld see that the upcoming administration is stacked with ‘our guys’ from tech, specifically from Thiel's camp *** Our cover is blown [so stop apologizing] … We are the new elite because we are the most capable…” - Rainmaker founder Augustus Doricko, 12/14/24 1/

Every confederate monument is treason. Every confederate flag is treason. We need to double back for reconstruction do-over. These southern statehouses are outta fuckin’ control. These worms need punched in the mouth again.

The Roberts Court, the Trump White House, and the national GOP are acting like this is their one big shot. Either they secure the lasting end of US Constitutional democracy, or they’re in very serious trouble from the backlash. And they’ve already gone so far that there’s no other possibility.

What do you call camps where people keep disappearing and dying

Gwen Stafani blew up in this moment where she was regarded as a bonafide 90’s alt canon thought leader. But in this moment, Kurt Cobain was dead, Creed was percolating, and U2 was baking POP. The 90’s had died but no one noticed yet. Iovine cooked this child up in a lab, a nascent OC repub.

The thing about Gwen was that she was appropriating cultures for nearly her entire career, and no one seemed to understand that it was racist behavior until she came out as a republican. It’s like her long history of racism didn’t matter as long as everyone assumed she was a liberal.

As if they didn’t fucking break the gov irreparably in 1980. Dems love simping for the better days when Gingrich or McConnell dragged them chained to their truck every day.

“The framers of the constitution MEANT for Monsanto to pick the president, I swear! It’s my best guess! Shucks golly!”

I worked on the Captain Planet cartoon early in my career and I remember it stemmed from Turner wanting to do something environmentally conscious for kids. I also remember him visiting the studio and hitting on the receptionist. He contained multitudes.

This is ASTONISHING

FALLING DOWN (1993, directed by Joel Schumacher)

My mother calls me Noely…