No one screams 'i have a stylist' more than david zaslav

Rahmentum

When you thought you saw Lutnick but wanted a second opinion

real men are unable to hold down a job because they are personally repellent

get out of fucking government. i mean it! you've been in government for a decade. if you don't believe in the system, if you are this inherently distrustful of it, and in fact actively hostile to it, go away! you don't even believe in things like "evidence"? you're worthless

MOUNTAINHEAD (2025)

Gilbert Baker's original 8-color pride flag (1978) / theatrical release poster for Star Trek: the Motion Picture (1979) by Bob Peak

I didn't know Wheel of Fortune raised the bar to two words

I don't understand this. She seemed awful and was damaged goods. Big W for that reputation rehabilitation firm.

Structuring your Sunday, in part, so you can watch a game that is actually happening tomorrow is a new anticlimactic moment for me.

That's an extremely impressive amount of wrong.

Someone was wrong just now on the internet and I let it go

Poch might be ok with a 71 rated goalie, but I'm not.

I saw more ads for this race than for any other. They were by/for his opponent and they were all negative. His mom loves him very much.

I’ve experienced a positive online emotion: listing something on eBay that a buyer clearly had a very specific notification set to find, such that the thing sold within five minutes of listing

Frankenstein (2025, dir. Guillermo Del Toro)

I know a place where it's always 1989

draft lyrics for “The River”

Total and complete shutdown of Cabinet members reentering the United States until we can figure out what the hell is going on

When, on your 10th time seeing this, you notice he's talking into a Kalshi microphone

Watched half of it again. Tonight's conclusions: the scenes where Sonny and JP morph into each other behind the wheel are great, but nearly subliminal; and Kerry Condon...wow

He didn't direct Bourne Identity or Rogue One

NW

NYC maternity wards in March 2027

Watching quality basketball, waiting for a commercial with a dog

[when you beat everyone you get a credit sequence]

2, both of Radiohead songs

If I get in the hot tub, will it make me wet?

I liked it better when he was asleep

It's Curtis Jones.

Great job everyone www.espn.com/soccer/story...

This is fucking hilarious.

LFG

it's kind of hard to escape the conclusion that the entire spacex IPO is just a way for Elon Musk to financial engineer a huge, distributed theft from index fund holders?

THE STAND, PART 2: THE WRATH OF ROADKILL

You know I don't believe you When you say that you don't need me

He has the memory of a goldfish (unless it's something from 1985). He posted this image 2+ weeks ago and then again 8 days ago.

"make America great again is the greatest best phrase in the history of the world" - Donald Trump, just now

You can still watch this panel online. It's captioned throughout, but someone at the Milken Institute was wise enough not to caption the part where Bari says: "I thought I was at Milken! Where are the rich people?!?"

“He’s like the ‘big balls’ from DOGE but for DOW” is a sentence

Am I thinking about watching F1 again?

Vote for Bass and Pissbaby will leave seems like a decent slogan. Maybe 'A Vote for Bass is One Less Asshole' is better.

i think this is evidence that there are two types of people: those who can handle being exposed to online and those who cannot. and regardless of political leaning the cohort that cannot turns into a fractal lord of the flies

This is bassoon erasure

Something in the water does not

Well, they heard me. I previously blogged about SpaceX's litigation limits for shareholders, including the remarkable claim in their S-1 that it is "unsettled" whether shareholders can bring claims in state court over Exchange Act violations. www.businesslawprofessors.com/2026/05/unse...

Michael Bay is the wrong director for this

Eunuchs