Brutal.

It's not just Iran whose surrender is being demanded. It's yours. Your hope. Your belief in yourself and our collective potential. Your empathy. They want to crush those things. They want you to believe their will is inevitable. They want you to surrender.

books: the rectangle that can’t send you push notifications. Try: books.

How it feels doing literally any task right now.

baby is officially asleep that means momma can go to bed too

my scholarship status says “ready to review” HELLO I AM READY TO BE REVIEWED PLEASE REVIEW ME AND TELL ME HOW MUCH MONEY I CAN GET

Alcohol Unfairly Blamed For Local Man’s Impaired Judgment https://theonion.com/alcohol-unfairly-blamed-for-local-man-s-impaired-judgme-1819576354/

NASA did this with despite a budget slashed to lemonade stand numbers so the government could subsidize 20 gazillion dollars of capitalist vanity projects that have gotten about as far from earth as a well thrown football.

The thing about there needing to be a path of redemption for people who have been “canceled” is: there already is a path to redemption and it’s called “redeeming yourself.” The path is open! No one is blocking that! You just have to do it!

says the spinach artichoke dip in my fridge and the bacon that tops it currently cooking on the stovetop

Making food for others is a form of prayer.

being a “picky eater” sucks and if you think people choose to be like this im breaking into your house and moving all your stuff around.

ME: I know you from somewhere JESUS: I get that a lot ME: No I’m sure JESUS: Just one of those faces ME: [holding my arms out] Go like this

godzilla is probably just freaking out cause people keep pointing at his nude body and screaming

Hercules batting cleanup vs. the Hydra, Vienna

April 11th is a national day of protest against ICE. Join neighbors at CoreCivic in Leavenworth, KS from 3-4:30pm that day. 🪧 ICE ISN'T WELCOME HERE More info: www.instagram.com/p/DWrc-1FlnZ...

Accessibility I have to ask for isn’t actually accessibility. “Ring the bell and someone will help you!” Or you could make it so I can open your door just like anybody else. “Call ahead for—“ Do you actually want my money? “Submit proof of disability for—“ No, I don’t think I will.

Bible: In the end times there are gonna be charlatans who use my name to trick you into supporting evil and it will be incredibly obvious to everyone except you. Evangelicals: This section of the Bible has always been mysteriously vague.

kinda forgot I have to take my placement exam before enrolling but enrollment opens in nine days so I should probably study 🫠🫠🫠 would sure be great if I knew what all my financial aid would look like

it is crucial everyone knows the wiggles have drip

got the pantry cleared out of all the old expired food and reorganized a little bit to accommodate all the dishes that are getting clean now and got together what won’t be staying and made a home cooked meal still. literally spent my entire day in the kitchen but I’m making lots of progress cleaning

okay so I’m not gonna fully rid my kitchen of plastic but like, I do need more food storage things and I’m gonna be that annoying glass mom and my daughters lunchbox is gonna weigh like seven pounds

I will die without bbq soon

Seashells Transform Suburban Bathroom Into Tropical Hideaway https://theonion.com/seashells-transform-suburban-bathroom-into-tropical-hid-1819571584/

gonna keep complaining about not having a job and making myself sad thinking of all the ways I want to be able to take care of myself that require finances

oh no bill shirt girl in choir is back and my crush is still there even if she was wearing a bills shirt once

uuuuuggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh am I gonna try to at least start making videos about my house projects in order to try to monetize them and I wasn’t trying very hard for my ceramics so like what makes me think I can do this but also how do I get better

I set my bluesky settings so only pretty people can see my posts. if you see this it means you’re pretty

once I am gainfully employed and/or receive my education grant money I am heading straight to the garden center. my education will be best served with fresh lemons.

sos am sick need soup

okay I actually have my whole kitchen design planned out now I was struggling before but now that I am changing my color it’s all falling into place in my brain but now I will obsess until I can get paint samples

I need a JOB

Fucker Has Nerve To Be 22 Years Old

tomorrow is the scholarship application deadline and I have applications for 17 so wish me luck!!!!!

I haven’t really had to make my own coffee in years momma is gonna really need a coffee maker

it has been difficult and I am still struggling with my anger a bit but like, things are so much happier around the house now

there it is

Remember the K’s concrete will instantaneously crumble and collapse on January 1, 2032, so the Royals will need a new ballpark by then.

okay poll time I’m gonna go get paint chips for the kitchen light sky/misty blue or light warm lavender purple cabinets????? gonna do a nice bright cream white for the tile countertop and for the walls

the wind caught a door and closed it but the slam scared baby girl and I had walked away for literally less than a minute to go grab my toothbrush so as I was running back because all I heard was a slam and crying, I rolled my ankle

what people sound like when they say i asked claude

the day has begun, full of joy and hope and springtime lovely feeling because ITS OPENING DAY BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

very excited at the prospect of not having to have my baby gates up anymore though they have been such a blessing. I just can’t wait for baby girl to get into the kitchen with me and I am just about one step closer to the goal. gotta get a cabinet mounted and countertop installed and we are good!!

I’m officially a jar drinkin wanna be canner. very excited for this transformation to start taking place. will need to find pretty jars, obvi.

they restocked the pink confetti ones and I have never been so sad to be broke

BREAKING: Librarians and staff in the Mid-Continent Public Library system have announced their intent to unionize. They want better wages and workplace protections. With more than 700 workers, it could be the largest library union in Missouri.