Spears are objectively the best melee weapon: 1. Long 2. Usable with a shield 3. Keeps enemy at a distance 4. Knife on a stick 5. Kill things from 10 feet away 6. Can't get you if there's a long stick between you 7. Distance

False, the best melee weapon is Fox's shine

Trump says he’s authorized Hegseth to use “Full Force” against Antifa in “War ravaged” Portland

As a resident of #Portland it is impossible to capture how unhinged this is. We are a low crime city and the ICE protest "siege" consists of one auxiliary ICE office that normally has at most a dozen weirdos debating what performance art they should use to block a single driveway

This is literally what the actual "siege" of the auxiliary ICE building looks like

Affordable housing and competent city government are the problems here in Portland. Not terrorists. And trump can fuck himself.

BREAKING: Trump says he'll send troops to Portland, Oregon, as he expands military deployments in U.S. cities.

Trump is launching an authoritarian takeover of Portland hoping to provoke conflict in my hometown. I urge Oregonians to reject Trump’s attempt to incite violence in what we know is a vibrant and peaceful city. I will do everything in my power to protect the people in our state.

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Driving this gender like I don’t have the ability to physically grasp the wheel.

remember friends fire harden the tip of your wooden spear otherwise the tip will just splinter and you'll have a really hard time sticking it into things

A government that takes away bodily autonomy from it's people is a government that should be overthrown.

Scientists want to treat complex bone fractures with a bone-healing gun arstechnica.com/science/2025...

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It won't mean much, but: got the fucker who did it

ICE has released an Oregon firefighter who was detained for nearly a month after he was taken into custody while battling an actual fire. www.mediaite.com/media/news/f...

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In National Treasure 7, all copies of the Constitution are stolen along with the memories of it

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I took an extra strength Tylenol and now my autism is pregnant

You think AI is bad now just wait until people that use it a ton start mirroring the speech patterns of it

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you won't believe what's saving rural towns HINT: IT'S SOCIALISM. SOCIALISM IS SAVING RURAL TOWNS. AND THEY LOVE IT. THEY CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF THE SOCIALISM. A SIGNIFICANT PERCENTAGE OF THEM VOTED FOR SOCIALISM. getpocket.com/explore/item...

I like my movies like I like my GILFs: a tight 90

understatement of the century

Apparently this show could possibly be offensive to white supremacists. Now, before you cry "censorship!" remember that virulently hateful racists are going through a tough time these days so have some compassion. variety.com/2025/tv/news...

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Protest, resist, yell, mock, organize. Dissent and dissent LOUDLY. We live under a fascist regime, not a successfully totalitarian regime. These people are not bright and they are not competent. They will lose.

I cannot emphasize this enough: The regime has overextended itself. It is vulnerable to protest and dissent. They have not consolidated power and we are entirely capable of keeping them from doing so. Doomers are not realists.

Yknow, I just realized something. The only way Clark kent/ Superman can have a sex life is if he's a bottom. The only way Lois lane can survive sleeping with him if shes on top

We're doing the red scare all over again. "Antifa" is just the new "red commie." People need to remember that even General Eisenhower was called a communist by these John Birchers. Ya'll need to read Matthew Dallek's book BIRCHERS. I'm so tired of repeating history.