I don’t know who my favorite Futurama character is but my favorite Futurama fan theory *about* a character is that Scruffy is a non-paradoxical time travelled iteration of Fry

Mad World

10 Better Choices for the National Anthem Than the Actual National Anthem: 1. Seven Nation Army 2. Fight the Power 3. Piano Man 4. We Can Work It Out (Stevie Wonder Version) 5. Back on the Chain Gang 6. The Chain 7. Runnin' Down a Dream 8. Let's Go Crazy 9. I Love Rock 'n Roll 10. Believe

Name your fav Futurama character

Pazuzu

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"You'll be visited by three spirits." The three spirits:

“You’ll be visited by three spirits.” The three spirits:

“You’ll be visited by three spirits.” The three spirits:

stranger things is a special show. we got to watch a cast of scrappy kids grow up, and turn into the unlikable rich fucks they were always meant to be

“You’re a stupid person” — Trump lashes out at a reporter who presses him on the fact that the suspected DC shooter was actually thoroughly vetted before he was let in the US from Afghanistan

The first reporter to tell Trump to shut the fuck up is getting laid every night for the rest of their life.

They’ve got a new buzzword

Man Getting High And Eating Taco Bell Thousands Of Miles Away From Family Having Best Thanksgiving Of Life https://theonion.com/man-getting-high-and-eating-taco-bell-thousands-of-mile-1845721340/

Fucking knew it.

does peta sincerely think people are going to fuck the birds?

Bruce Lee would have been 85 years old today. That's wild. Gone way too soon. Such a huge inspiration to me & the world

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He is risen

You've just died. 6th picture in your gallery is what killed you. I could take her

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You've just died. The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you. Your odds of being killed by smooth jazz are low... but never zero.

You've just died. 6th picture in your gallery is what killed you. Guess I'm being taken out by a sea witch then. Oddly appropriate.

You've just died. 6th picture in your gallery is what killed you. I'm OK with this. I'm OK with this killing me.

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Decriminalizing sex work will help us in the fight against toxic AI bc the companionship ppl are seeking with these data abusing psychosis-inducing bots is more effectively, and ethically, satisfied by paying real SWs. I can't believe ppl are less embarrassed of dating a bot than paying for sex!

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"Why are you returning your item (candle)?"

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everyone knows the number one quality of rigorous, responsible journalism is waiting months and months to reveal urgently newsworthy information until it can cause the most harm in your personal vendettas

I'm getting Guillermo del Toro's 3rd Hellboy movie with Ron Perlman.

If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.

This is just listening to music with extra, stupider and environmentally destructive steps.

not beating the “AI art is lazy” allegations

i wish i could physically experience the inside of a lava lamp

I wish the parents could be charged with child neglect and their other children vaccinated. If that makes me a bad person IDGAF.

This is excellent science reporting that is technically sound and does not talk down to the reader. www.bbc.com/future/artic...

Reminder - a Judge has ordered the National Guard out of DC. www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/202...