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Happy Mother's Day to my Mommy and no one else's!

It’s more capitalism imho. But also.

Crabitalism

Tying a sub to a tennis net so they're bent over with their bare butt facing the tennis ball machine and not letting them up until all the balls have been unloaded on their cheeks. Yeah, I bet I could sell tickets to that.

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Who says gender studies is dead?

“'I would think that maybe a woman might like a larger package down there,' one 55-year-old manager in Southern California, who is into scrotal expansion." Some men will do anything except actually listen to what a woman wants.

There's something really deeply curious about the fact that this guy is 55 years old and is speculating vaguely about what women want. After 55 years of life, he still hasn't ever listened to a woman's opinions.

2000 Flushes-ass pool

Rest in Peace, Ms. Betty White ✨

73% of mothers with kids under 18 are in the workforce. More than flowers or brunch, working moms need: -Paid family leave -Equal pay -Universal childcare -Universal healthcare (But get your mom flowers, too)

Boosting! 💚

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Musk lashes out at French judges investigating X

what is rock but rigid foam

I wish to be gentle 🌟

Name your fav mythological creature.

Modern day Klan robe. Fuck these racists.

I know progress isn't linear but does it have to be 1 step forward and 60 years set back?

They suspended @cara.city for this!!! Dogshit website run by absolute babies. It is a Serious Violation to point out that the head of trust and safety’s pants fell down and everyone saw his little red ass and laughed

this is just embarrassing at this point

Girl that wants uppies x girl that gives uppies

LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS TO DEFEAT THE MODS

This throwaway joke in Only Murders In The Building was fucking WILD. What a deep cut in a show for boomers

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This is the most terrifying headline I have read in a long time. It could have just as accurately said “Wyoming mandates women breed more for the benefit of capitalism.” How is it we have found ourselves living in a time with so many evil people in positions of power all at once??

Wyoming lawmakers say tight new restrictions on abortion are needed to grow the state's population. Demographers and others say economic conditions are more to blame for an exodus of young people. n.pr/4uo77E0

Disgusting.

GOOD NEWS! Researchers have developed a bioengineered chewing gum that dramatically reduces cancer-linked microbes in the mouth, including human papilloma virus (HPV) and harmful bacteria tied to head and neck cancers offering a promising new approach for cancer prevention and treatment.

My 4 favorite Star Wars movies in no particular order. May the 4th be with you, always.

The reason droids aren’t allowed in the cantina in Mos Eisley isn’t residual clone-wars anti-clankerism, but rather that the bar has live music, and R2 is a holographic recording device, and Threepio is basically a walking LLM. Tatooine musicians’ union has strong thoughts on plagiarism machines.

I can think of no better way to spend May the 4th than filling the timeline with absurd Star Wars headcanons

leia and luke had sex on hoth. they don’t talk about it but it’s why he dedicated the rest of his life to celibacy

I woke up with this image in my head, and I'm sorry

It's happening! Finally watching the movie where Sigourney Weaver gives a gangster forcible gender reassignment surgery and he become Michelle Rodriguez! That's right it's The Assignment (2016) Saturday! All the girls are here, we are hyped and ready!

My existence requires censoring to avoid tripping content filters. We’re too controversial to name.

Drop an alien that's not from Star Wars or Star Trek

I'm like 90% sure that that's not supposed to happen.

I'm like 90% sure that that's not supposed to happen.

JUST IN: United Airlines Flight 169 hits bakery truck while landing at Newark Airport in New Jersey

wow that’s crazy low on the approach

They let a three-year-old fire a shotgun at a turkey. He wounded two people. gearjunkie.com/hunting/3-ye...