Every time Matt Damon takes on a period role he ends up looking like a third baseman for the Phillies.

if your stance is that you can never not vote for a political party no matter what they do or promise to do than you aren't actually an active participant in politics. you've declared yourself unpersuadable and safe, they never have to listen to you now.

Guy who quote skeets you then blocks you.

You guys call leftists purity testers and all this other shit. You call us pinkos and denigrate us and extremists and all this. We want your fucking kids to go to school and eat healthy meals and grow up and be safe and have jobs and not be institutionally murdered by the state. Humble yourselves.

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"I changed my class-interest as I changed my class." Next in news: "The sun is hot".

Multiculturalism is as old as time.

if you can't answer questions you shouldn't be able to serve watch a non zero amount of democrats vote to confirm this obvious snake

If you believe Iran is committing a denial of service attack on bsky, I got a bridge to sell you.

John Brown is undisputably a hero in both the modern and ancient (Hellenic) sense of the word. Anyone who disagrees is a human trafficking apologist.

There is no debate. Either you understand John Brown as a religious man with a strong moral compass who did what he was called to do, or you’re okay with slavery. Brown understood that some people only speak the language of violence

also fuck Joe Biden I hope the cancer hurts thanks for ICE and the genocide shithead

maddow is catnip for old ppl📝

I have said it before and I will say it again, the Federalist Society is a criminal conspiracy that needs to be RICOed.

orban was replaced by another reactionary freak - hardly a success story.

The USSR went from an agrarian peasant society to the first country to send people into space in about 3 decades. The US was able to establish global hegemony because all the other industrialized nations were heavily bombed in world war 2 and avoided it based on the luck of geography.

A vaccine for lung cancer was invented in Cuba. The idea that capitalism must exist for the sake of medical research is ludicrous.

now i may just be a simple shitposter from flyover country, but if the Democrats really truly did pay attention to the people that vote, they wouldn't have lost the popular vote to a dumb pedophile.

If you support the police and call me a tankie, I reserve the right to laugh in your face.

I bet if you put heroin on the app store it would have mostly positive reviews too.

I'm gonna smoke so much weed this 4/20 *Smokes the same amount of weed I've been smoking every day for the last 10 years*

the russos are dogshit netflix directors lol they can’t direct a real movie

it's only Monday afternoon and I already got a genocide denier to deactivate his account so we're off to a good start

i think if democrats want to call republicans weird they should be normal

my follower count is grossly inflated by all the alt accounts my moots have to make after bluesky bans them for being actually funny

A greg daniels esque sitcom in which a rotating group of successful writers force GRRM to rent an office suite and clock in for 40 hours a week to write, with one of them micro managing him. The big joke at the end is that he revives the “Thousand Worlds” series instead of finishing "Winds of […]

Losing my mind over how good this is

when people say "I'd crawl through broken glass to vote for" my first thought is "no you wouldn't" and my second thought is "who put the glass there" and my third thought is "wouldn't it be easier just to get a broom or put shoes on" and my fourth thought is interrupted because they're yelling at me

This is gonna be 1963's Cleopatra but for video game movies

why would anyone in iranian leadership agree to be in a set place at a set time that the US knew about?

just run for office yourself, how much can one congressional campaign cost, $10?

There's this really weird thing people do online where they pretend that right wing neoliberalism is pro-Black and if you aren't voting for the most pro-Reagan democrat alive then you dislike Black people. I have no idea who this appeals to. It's always so gross and transparently bad.

"Never laugh at live dragons, Bilbo you fool!" — Bilbo Baggins #matthewart #hobbit #kidlitart

if I see you saying "stay sexy and don't get murdered" i'm throwing hands. how disgusting

Oppose fascists at every turn. That's the fucking answer, my guy.

Every true crime girlie I've ever met is vocally against due process, to the point that they are indistinguishable from fascists.

Big tent, but not people who support trans girls playing softball, or people who don’t support genocide, or people who want Medicare for all, or people who want to stop ICE, or universal basic income, or reform the court, or believe in expanding unions or or or.

This is a list of the best people I know so what are you doing not following it?

i don't like that platner guy because a) nazi tattoo & b) if a genuine progressive was revealed to have a regretted nazi tattoo somehow they would be subjected to relentless attacks over it from places that're suspiciously quiet about platner. i consider that telling

wow. this rant is unhinged, and it highlights the most fundamental problem with the two party system we are all stuck under. the expectation that voters have to earn the respect of the politicians they vote for is a complete inversion of the concept of a democracy.

Newsom and Mamdani both support making the lives of homeless people worse.

Hope I live to see a proper Proletarian Revolution wipe the smirks off the faces of these majority white capitalist ruling class pedophiles, rapists, cannibals, and genocidal maniacs. And every single conservative and liberal politician who enables and does their bidding. Hope I live to see it!

"Can we stop with this whole distinction between ideology and just fall in line with what I want?" No.