Picked up Jill Murphy's "Worst Witch" from the library today and read some of it together with my kid and jfc Rowling's moldy ass just copy and pasted this book.

I can't think of a single game dev who's ass I don't think I could kick. Kojima? Sending him home in a cardboard box. Irony. Cliffy B? More like Cliffy Beaten By Me. John Romero? Go home and be a family man, hippie. American McGee? Your ass is grass and I'm gonna smoke it.

If you believe Iran is committing a denial of service attack on bsky, I got a bridge to sell you.

Lil rolly guy rolls his way into your heart while big bendy guy copes and seethes.

A greg daniels esque sitcom in which a rotating group of successful writers force GRRM to rent an office suite and clock in for 40 hours a week to write, with one of them micro managing him. The big joke at the end is that he revives the “Thousand Worlds” series instead of finishing "Winds of […]

If you are paying more than $15 for a (3 cup) rice maker, you're getting ripped off. In this essay I will...

wfh dog

Why are electric generator ads White Supremacist coded?

"No Sugar"* (contains over 2 severings of Splenda)

Never ever promise anyone your vote period. Let them spend every single second of the campaign bending over backwards to get a maybe. Electoralism will not save us anyways.

*Watching the fall of US global hegemony at the hands of a rightwing pedophile death cult* Liberals: "Here I go punching left again"

"She went on to say that violent incidents in the United States 'illustrate a broader mindset that crosses the political spectrum and must be confronted.'" What a fucking loser! https://flipboard.com/@independent/arts-entertainment-4tg8o9n9z/-/a-xRW_sYH3QTCaOKvC7r3uWw%3Aa%3A1855170754-%2F0

The problem at the heart of HBO's "Game of Thrones" and its spin offs are that they imagine asoiaf an evolution of the grand epic fantasy tradition instead of what it really is and that's a 00s shonen manga. https://cathode.church/@kronethjort/115385646071438281

They have been closed for over 90 minutes and are STILL blasting their shitty music. Dawg you are surrounded by residential homes on three sides, it's 23:30, wtf! Local noise ordinance says off by 20:00! https://cathode.church/@kronethjort/116201309754580085

He NEEDED it on record that the llama stares at him.

liberals love "acceptable" targets for transphobia so much that it's almost like they don't actually care about trans people

in a lot of ways, I feel like bluesky was the training wheels to get us onto the fediverse. so if it dies, it dies if they've pissed off the muslim world by being racist dicks to palestinians, well, I hope they learned their lesson

Look at this dog!

#psx library playthrough thread in link https://jorts.horse/@KronetHjort/116321519069836888

If you care about kids learning curvise I will just assume you are a white supremacist. The two ideas aren't related perse but the venn diagram showing the proponents of each concept would be a single circle.

Mao defended Stalin and hated Khrushchev. Hoxha loved Stalin and liked Mao. Hoxha is associated w ARML. Until he didn’t like him as much. Since a lot of time has passed Peru happened (MLM). Many ML parties that incorporated Mao’s contributions without elevating them to a universal stage go by ML-MZT

Liberals probably also think Trotskyists are fine with being called Marxist Leninists so I don’t know why I’m wasting my breath

#lfg #dccrpg discord and roll20 Sundays 22:00-00:00, megadungeon, bees & necromancy. (Only sorta joking, hmu) https://mastodon.social/@TiciaVerveer/116407700959445832

The holocaust revisionists have been out on bsky in full force today.

Anne Applebaum is a Holocaust revisionist who works with the CIA to spread misinformation. Read Douglas Tottle's "Fraud, Famine, and Fascism".

Murf tricked Jamie into feeding him a second breakfast.

My kindergarten aged child who has obviously never read the works of grrm: "Can we have corn with dinner?" Me in my best Roy Dotrice voice: "CORN! CORN! CORN! CORN! CORN! CORN! "CORN! CORN! CORN! CORN! CORN! CORN! "CORN! CORN! CORN! CORN! CORN! CORN! "CORN! CORN! CORN! CORN! CORN! CORN! CORN!"

Aujourd'hui, c'est mardi. Jamie travaille dans un bureau situé à 15 miles de la. Comme nous n'avons qu'une seule voiture, l'enfant et moi devons la déposer, puis reprendre la route jusqu'a l'école de l'enfant.

Free him! Only thing he did wrong was miss. https://aje.news/hjg69d

so depressing people can be so subsumed by capitalism they respond to the death of a human being with "well, what was the company supposed to do, give a shit?"

Every single Jeff is simply a Geoff in denial.

Every night after Jamie and our kid go to bed me and the dog come out here and quietly watch that fucking drone circle the neighborhood. https://cathode.church/@kronethjort/116078836647772675

Can the very cis writers of Degrassi please keep Adam away from chasers, jfc. https://jorts.horse/@KronetHjort/116338128676470798

we're the bad guys and we need to be stopped, that's all there is to it

not jd vance threatening to kill *another* pope

When you want to beat nationalists, run a candidate named after the country.

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Avoiding this kind of thinking, which is what guys like Walsh are trying to push right now, basically.

It was heckin wimby at the park

The Chozo are descendents of those fucked-up bird people from Twilight Princess thank you for coming to my Ted talk

This won't apply to the PRC. US warships will conveniently be somewhere else, doing nothing when the any Chinese ships come through. The US media will take the president's word as fact when he says "that didn't happen".

i think the al franken defense squad should crawl back into the hole

The cia interfered in the Oct 78 conclave to ensure the election of the anti communist activist Karol Wojtyła (John Paul II), who then spent his tenure advancing US foreign policy goals. This was something talked about as public knowledge in the 80s & 90s. Contemporaries often called John Paul 2 […]

My kid is pissed off that the "Cincinnati Reds" aren't playing in this premier league soccer match.

"Just don't act, Jimmy. Acting is for dipshits" - Sam Rami to James Franco on the set of Spider-Man 2

the NYT political desk is facing facts: their boy Trump is in a terminal political spiral and it's time to start polishing the next right-wing turd