Having a spot of crystal meth while I listen to Higher Love - Steve Winwood

Dr Oz: "You should absolutely shit where you eat."

I don’t know who needs to hear Jesse Jackson leading the kids on Sesame Street in this beautiful call-and-response reminding them that every child is somebody, but here it is

I am not very suicidal. I'm eating too many beans lately. I never pointed a gun at anybody and really, what kind of fucked up life are you leading where that's even a possibility you have to cover for? I have a membership at the Y but I don't use the pool because kids pee in that shit. Gross.

I will not support any funding deal that puts money in the hands of Stephen Miller, Kristi Noem, and this violent agency. Defund and abolish ICE now.

Sometimes I look at hip hop album covers from the decade of the 1990s.

I would give this guy a few bucks to just come and hang out for a while.

I think there have been enough films/tv shows/record albums/novels, etc... We should stop making them. Make some new kinds of things maybe.

A large CAVA bag stuffed with what it says is $50,000 for White House Border Czar Tom Homan. It’s been reported Homan took bribery money when he was recorded by the FBI accepting a bag full of $50,000 in cash. “ICE GTFO OF MN” Minneapolis February 4, 2026

Yes, hamburgers exist to satisfy a gnostic mindset.

im imagining a kind of awards show for people who need to fuck off forever, not so much for like the sex pests and convicted criminals but just for people we're all tired of. and getting one of these awards is humiliating enough that they go away of their own volition for good

Trump and gang looking at Bovino tight now.

Trump and gang looking at Bovino tight now.

They always lie. We don't believe them.

ICE attacked an observer after they tailed a group of clergy on a spiritual pilgrimage. Our digital producer @sam.vp just so happened to be with the clergy on their journey. He spoke with the observer who was attacked and others who witnessed the assault.

Don’t listen to this political strategist. There are literal families who are starving, people who do not have enough for rent, businesses with eviction letters, and neighbors who are hiding. Help communities out instead and it will actually have an impact.

I got the sweetest, saddest email from Maria, who is trying to raise just $850 to pay her rent because her family is not able to leave the house for their own safety. We gotta help that cute baby.

Happening Now: Hundreds of protesters are holding a noise demo outside of the Graduate by Hilton Hotel in Minneapolis where ICE agents are reportedly staying. Drums, guitars, pots and pans are in-tune to "fuck ICE" and "ICE out" chants. Riot police are currently in the lobby.

This is Minneapolis: Walk into my neighborhood ACE last night & see the signage on their door notifying fed agents that it’s private property and cannot be used for immigration enforcement. These signs are all over the city. Walk in & the nearest shelf has goggles & whistles.

Just got home from a neighborhood walk with my wife. Saw two different ICE abductions near 5th and 35th. Several SUVs filled with completely dense meatfucks in tactical gear. We observed, filmed, blew our whistles (along with 30 or so other observers). That's Minneapolis, baby!

"Short Stack" lol. "Oh you're a little guy too" 😭

dumb nazi bitch lmao 😂

well of course I'm naked you said it's a gender reveal party

Achtung-tied. @theonion.com

“YOU HAVE NO HONOR” screams the guy that took a 50k dollar bonus to fill child abduction quotas.

Rest in power, Renee Good. 💔

don't be ridiculous

Remember, it's New Year's Rockin' Eve not New Year's Rockin Steve.

Chaka Khan What You Gonna Do For Me : 107s

Epstein boutique guitar pedal aficionado confirmed

This reminded me of how Lenny Kravitz on H.O.R.D.E. tour pretended to drive a motorcycle between tour stops. He was actually on his bus until 15 miles outside of town and then get his Harley out of a trailer and ride into town. He even got MTV to do a story on it. Lenny Kravitz lied to us.

Respectfully, Congresswoman, you voted with Republicans to strip due process from immigrants and to praise Trump's ICE. This year. Now you're upset? Votes have consequences. Minnesotans deserve better.

Same thing goes for standup comics

I have come to the idea that we have to collectively, brutally, ritualistically kill Target just to show capital that we truly aren’t fucking around.

A movie that takes place where you're from.

Pars Restaurant; Lerchenfelder Str. 148, 1080 Wien, Austria https://www.google.com/maps/search/?api=1&query=48.2082665%2C16.3407624&query_place_id=ChIJEePHlO4HbUcRT5874a8AKlw

When it comes to bread, you can't beat a baguette.

REPO MAN (1984)

I voted for Davis, Fateh and Jazz in that order. If you choose a different order that's fine but, c'mon, don't rank Frey.

People can enjoy whatever but it's time we all recognize that musical theater is only good at one thing - litigating the authors' narcissistic depravities (lauditory, see Fosse). Catharsis in musicals comes from seeing depraved weirdos reveal their saddest parts.

no

"Mr. President sir the idea is you're constantly flying around in a big jet filled with your own shit in it. Like human shit. Anyways you're wearing a little crown in your little shitmobile and you're dumping the shit out. I think people will like it."

NO KINGS includes the corporate money flowing into the Minneapolis municipal election. The wealthy want to buy seats at city hall while expanding their kingdom and wealth.

jeans rip. :(

not a fan of the genre of post that asks how anyone could ever enjoy *beloved musical artist* the answer is always that you have a portion of your heart that isn't working right now.

Cat’s getting raptured I do not have time for this