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Nebraska Humane Society
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Good Trailcams
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Moby Dick
6 days ago
there is an æsthetics in all things
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Tim Onion
9 days ago
"Mr. President sir the idea is you're constantly flying around in a big jet filled with your own shit in it. Like human shit. Anyways you're wearing a little crown in your little shitmobile and you're dumping the shit out. I think people will like it."
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Jason Chavez
10 days ago
NO KINGS includes the corporate money flowing into the Minneapolis municipal election. The wealthy want to buy seats at city hall while expanding their kingdom and wealth.
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jeans rip. :(
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not a fan of the genre of post that asks how anyone could ever enjoy *beloved musical artist* the answer is always that you have a portion of your heart that isn't working right now.
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vineyille
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Cat’s getting raptured I do not have time for this
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Daniel Suitor
about 1 month ago
The Becka Thompson residency dispute, and the other ones like it, show that the centrists and their donor class hold Minneapolis in total contempt. Rules are for suckers, community means nothing, you don't deserve better, shut up and vote how we tell you or the communists will let you get crimed.
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Minneapolis City Council candidate to resign from Park Board amid residency questions
Becka Thompson needs to leave her North Side Park Board seat and move to south Minneapolis to run for the City Council position she seeks.
https://www.startribune.com/minneapolis-city-council-candidate-to-resign-from-park-board-amid-residency-questions/601478633?utm_source=gift
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DeWayne Davis
about 1 month ago
The encampments that our city has seen are a reflection of our leadership’s failing to adequately care for our neighbors. The folks living in encampments are human beings who are hit by the worst of our city’s crises: hunger, housing instability, mental and chemical health issues, and violence. 1/
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Random Restaurant Bot
about 1 month ago
Subway; 176 Hoxton Park Rd, Lurnea NSW 2171, Australia
https://www.google.com/maps/search/?api=1&query=-33.92706950000001%2C150.8963376&query_place_id=ChIJS9v8roGUEmsR2E5-wGz1pqw
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It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his sense of being part of a benevolent natural order blessed by the one true God depends on his not understanding it.
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Glurpo can get it
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DeWayne Davis
2 months ago
We deserve a city government that works for all of us—where decisions are made based on what’s right for the people of our city, not based on who is most loyal to the mayor. We deserve better.
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The Onion
3 months ago
RFK Jr. Mandates All Americans Drink Mysterious Glowing Liquid
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RFK Jr. Mandates All Americans Drink Mysterious Glowing Liquid
WASHINGTON—Claiming the luminous potion would make the nation strong and vigorous, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. issued an order Friday directing all Americans to drink a m...
https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-mandates-all-americans-drink-mysterious-glowing-liquid/
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3 months ago
I'm gonna call it: it happens this month. Prayer warriors, join hands.
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Moby Dick
3 months ago
There she blows! there! there! there! she blows! she blows!
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Norm Charlatan
3 months ago
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On the bus and this small child is playing a shit game on their tablet on FULL Volume and I hate that I have to do it but I'm calling the paw patrol in to teach this kid a lesson in MANNERS
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Doing a rebrand as The Gigantic D Democrat. Follow me on your preferred social media
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"Artificial intelligence skills" is such a nihilistic combination of words.
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These appetizers smell like automobile tires
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Calling my broker
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August is a month for chumps
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My flight is delayed
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arr
3 months ago
make some space in the part of your brain that remembers important quotes because a new important quote just dropped
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Cooger & Dark’s Pandemonium Shadow Podcast
3 months ago
I hate when someone unearths my pube-autograph to the world's most famous pedophile while I'm dying of cankles
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Ken Jennings
3 months ago
This is correct. Any candidate cynically “triangulating” on trans kids is a non-starter, and now is the time to say so. There’s still so much time to advance candidates that DON’T suck.
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Moby Dick
4 months ago
Jeremy Bentham’s skeleton, which hangs for candelabra in the library of one of his executors
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CJ Fogler
4 months ago
Wheezing at the Fat Batman chase scene
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He's going to wear The Uniform in public and there will still be people who rationalize it.
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People and teams that win things are the worst
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This is normal to me. Not every day but if there's pickles around they should probably get used to the idea.
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Dr Mir
5 months ago
The DC shooter's neighbor was perfectly on message. Solidarity, sir.
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Marisa Kabas
6 months ago
Hey guys- White nationalists have helped a white woman in Minnesota raise $300k after she was filmed calling a five-year-old Black child the n-word. The local NAACP chapter is fundraising for the boy and his family to get legal help. The least we could do is out-fundraise the nazis. Donate here:
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Donate to Help Us Seek Justice for a 5-Year-Old Facing Racial Hate, organized by Rochester Branch NAACP
On April 30, 2025, in a City of Rochester public park, a whit… Rochester Branch NAACP needs your support for Help Us Seek Justice for a 5-Year-Old Facing Racial Hate
https://gofund.me/dfbdce4c
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Worst pizza I ever had was in the green room after a show in Rome. Maybe they saved the worst pizza ever made for the American rock n roll band. Wouldn't blame them honestly.
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Ian Carrillo
6 months ago
Please highlight this story. ICE stormed into the wrong house, trashed the place, and made women/girls stand outside in the rain in their underwear. ICE also stole phones, laptops, and cash savings from the family, who moved to OKC two weeks ago.
kfor.com/news/local/w...
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'We're citizens!': Oklahoma City family traumatized after ICE raids home, but they weren't suspects
A woman says her family’s fresh start in Oklahoma turned into a nightmare after federal immigration agents raided their home, taking their phones, laptops, and life savings – even though they were …
https://kfor.com/news/local/were-citizens-oklahoma-city-family-traumatized-after-ice-raids-home-but-they-werent-suspects/
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Kelsey Atherton
7 months ago
AI art is the aesthetic of fascism
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Wow. I'm somehow watching "Deal or No Deal Island" and they should've called it Ding or No Dong Island cause all these people are ding dongs. Fucking hell just the dumbest s most unattractive pieces of shit I've ever laid eyes on. The worst shit heads of all time. I almost can't believe this.
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8 months ago
When I let the grim thoughts in sometimes I worry that they've solved it. They have the formula for supplying the exact amounts of spectacle, disinformation, and misdirection perfectly balanced to their preferred degree of immiseration without mass awakening of class consciousness.
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I'm beginning to suspect that the valorizing of AI is due to peoples' reluctance to engage with the horrors of existence (i.e. other people)
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Dan O’Sullivan
8 months ago
These are the two ugliest fattest nastiest pieces of shit to ever bubble up
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Talking Heads is the answer to the question "What would Can sound like if there was a different annoying guy singing?"
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Best way to demoralize an adult is by congratulating them on cleaning their plate.
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Erin Reed
8 months ago
Rep. Zooey Zephyr - My Wife - just gave an incredible speech against a drag ban in Montana. It was so strong that a Republican rose to speak passionately against the bill, chastising the sponsor. The drag ban dies in Montana, flips 10+ Republican votes! This is the power of representation.
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