It's March 2nd today, and you know what that means...BRING IT IN, GUYS!!! *every character from every known game, cartoon, comic, TV show, movie, and book reality come in with everything for driving criminal oil baron Aubrey McClendon's 2013 Chevrolet Tahoe 88mph into a concrete overpass*

wife chasing me around the kitchen table with a rolling pin because she found me in the epstein files being a Mossad Operative

This mfer been possessed by Zack Braff

I hope Donald Trump dies. Moderators: I hope Donald Trump dies.

Given the way people behave on here I think it's fun to post something like "My date spit in my food for quoting Rick and Morty" because one day you'll say something negative about Gavin Newsom and they'll reply with that post saying "Is anyone surprised this guy is such a fuckwit?"

Wife found out I called her "goonfuel" and is making me go to church

I walked out of the bar drunk holding a glass of wine and my Brazilian friend yelled at me in Portuguese before correcting himself

Vicks Formula 44 Cough Medicine Commercial ABC/WEWS 5 1990-02-18 : 6s

These jeans have been on my neighbor’s lawn for 3 days

♫ DON’T NEED A MOM DAD SLAVE DRIVE SONG, I TIME BOMB

Giving cat metamucil giving cat Metamucil every day for six months reddit Cat 18 inch no wiper reddit

Big chicken

The forums are back.

As a child it blew my mind that How Stella Got Her Groove back was the sequel to Waiting to Exhale because I couldn't believe a sequel would have a name so different. I learned 25 years later this was not true, and I may have heard someone say it as a joke. I have not seen either film.

i am actually immune to propaganda, because i'm not paying attention

American Century of Humiliation is manifesting in ways I did not predict.

Me at 23 years old hearing At The Drive In: I definitely know what this is about.

Klaus Kinski (left) and a dog.

Do you guys actually like talking about Gavin Newsome all the time or what’s the deal?

This Trump guy… I’m not so sure.

Very beautiful very mysterious

century of humiliation

This one star review of a local convenience store... fair enough

A Long-tailed Duck off the southeast shore of Governors Island, a handsome and distinctive rarity on Manhattan waters. These ducks can dive 60 meters deep as they forage.

Goose situation tonight

no way

During the first high fructose corn syrup scare Snapple had to find a way to promote their move to real sugar without compromising their slogan “Made from the best stuff on earth” and the settled on “We found better stuff!”

Mandani’s New York

Before we get started, I just want to say thank you to all of my subscribers. This has been a dream as long as I can remember and I couldn’t have done it without you. It feels surreal to finally say it, but this is the final episode of Nutting In Every Country In The World. Welcome to Vatican City

Learning about music

This photo is funnier than it has any business being people.com/hairdresser-...

You can pay $875 to hear the Coldplay concert HR woman “take back the narrative”

Do you think the typos were intentional from Epstein in the same way they are in scam emails because they want to be sure someone is especially stupid and easily manipulated or is that giving him too much credit?

Jarrell Miller getting his fucking toupee punched off is boxing legacy holy fuck lmao

She’s watching her stories

This place has had a week to clear the sidewalk and I am on the verge of sticking my head in the door and being a bitch about it

Elon Musk it is not too late to take the coward’s way out. I believe in you, big dog. Make it happen.

congragulations

It is 100% a culture war. There is no value in this dogshit. None. Look, the WORST people want you to use AI. Corporate America. CEOs. Management types. Republicans. Trump. No one you respect or admire is saying it's good.

this is what every Tool song is about

Same way I found out about Epstein

First day at ICE. Everyone in the lunch room is making me watch videos on their phone and they’re telling me it’s funny while I try to listen to it.

2am Diet Coke is essential

F1 stands for Fart1 because that thing stinks

Watching a show about American Apparel