Baby Otters swimming at the Cincinnati Zoo. Happy National Otter Day! 🦦

Campos: While I want to thank CBS news for funding this generous gift towards my education, I want to acknowledge how the recent direction of the outlet stains the legacy of Mike Wallace, the namesake of this scholarship.

Does E. Jean Carroll need any assistance in filing her slam-dunk claim against her rapist's $1.8 billion slush fund for being a victim of the weaponization of the judiciary? I'd be glad to help!

Who knew it was still even possible to stand out for vulgarity in America?

Nothing illustrates the difference between the two parties heading into the midterms better than these 2 clips together of RNC Chair Joe Gruters and Dem nominee James Talarico talking about the senate election in Texas.

As a former English lit teacher, this is just too real!!

I mean, they weren’t wrong.

A friend of mine who was TA’ing for an AmLit course found a copy of Moby Dick a student had left behind. It had only one marginal annotation, around page 100, that simply said “whale is important.”

YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK

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wake up babe the white house is a six flags

And one of the snakes bit him... at least it wasn't a vampire bat like the one that got Stephen Miller years ago...

This is Nacho. He has big feelings. Every stuffed animal he owns is very aware of this. 14/10 (IG: nacho_thekneadydog)

@mayor.nyc.gov: “I have thought often of the "Margeret Thatcher quote: ‘the problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money.’ If anything, my friends, it seems that you eventually need a socialist to clean up the mess."

The same people wanting you to ignore the politics of Giants QB Jaxson Dart & cheer for him anyway sure as fuck wanted you to toss Colin Kaepernick in the trash right quick. White folks you never change.

How is this farce of a do nothing government still going on? It's as if the system that protects incompetent white men and women in power was built to protect incompetent white men and women to stay in power.

America needs to pass a law mandating voting. Other Democratic countries do it. It should be REQUIRED for every person to place a vote as their civic duty. Too many people check out of politics, because they think it doesn't affect them. Making people vote would make them be involved.

Epstein’s survivors should sue the government for $20 billion for the harm caused by not releasing the rest of the Epstein files.

New York Giants players, including linebacker Abdul Carter, (rightfully) seem pissed about Jaxson Dart palling around with the president. It’s the kind of thing a player should think about before backing an overtly white supremacist politician.

Donald Trump doesn’t need Christianity. Donald Trump pretends to be a Christian because the most gullible group of voters in America are the Christians. In another country he’d pretend to be a Muslim. Trump doesn’t need Christianity, he needs gullibility.

I have never been scared of a god, a demon, or a devil. But Erika Kirk is scary as fuck.

If somebody claimed that I was in the Epstein files, I’d call that person a lying sack of shit. But Donald Trump is hanging out with Elon Musk again. Because they both rape children, and they’re both lying sacks of shit.

The creator of the entire universe doesn’t have a problem with the LGBTQ community. And the creator of the entire universe isn’t gonna help you find your car keys. It’s up to us to be nice to each other, and try to remember where we put our keys.

We’ve probably all voted for a rapist. And odds are, most of us have voted for a pedophile. But decent people don’t do it knowingly.

Do you think most Trump supporters hate Obama more because he’s Black or because he’s a genuinely kind, confident, and intelligent, man? You know, the type of man they wish they were.

Translate to secular: “At the Creation Museum, we are proud to be scientifically illiterate. And we will go far out of our way to make sure your children have zero chance at a decent education. We know it’s child abuse, but it’s all we’ve got.”

May I add: To Kill A Mockingbird was written by a woman...Harper Lee and not compiled by a bunch of uptight men who had no idea what science was to suit their misogyny and political views.

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I’m often told that atheism is a position of arrogance. Quite often by people who think they have a personal relationship with the creator of the entire universe. Which they call humility.

The main difference between the Bible and To Kill a Mockingbird is that when someone calls To Kill a Mockingbird their favorite book, they’ve probably read it.

75% of the world’s diet is produced from just 12 plants and five different animal species.

JB PRITZKER Could Be A Good Candidate For President........ ?

This is Edward. He was given 6 months to live after being found as a stray. His family was determined to give him the best few months possible, so they introduced him to the ice cream truck. That was 27 months ago. 14/10 #SeniorPupSaturday (IG: magnificent_foster_dogs)

New neighbors #Cat #Caturday

Interesting...well, let's see...oh, that's right because they CHEATED

Colbert guest hosted a public access TV show in Monroe, Michigan a day after the Late Show ended. Guest star: Jeff Daniels Special appearance by: Eminem Musical director: Jack White Genius. youtu.be/jJTXB5uT_C4?...

DOJ #CoverUp #Epstein #EpsteinFiles

That is how I feel about my 2015 Subaru..I live in red spot of pnw and love watching the diesel gas guzzler with trump bumper sticker fill up at over 6 dollars a gallon

Rural cosplayers are plentiful in Alabama. Good for you! I also drive as little as possible. Walkable, bikeable, cities served by good public transit is what we need! Even in the deep south.

The number of times I've been asked recently by guys in Wilford Brimley drag, "You like your *little* truck?" (Always "little" with that DJT inflection.) "How's the mileage?" "Oh, 25/26 back and forth to town, 30/32 on the highway." "Awfully small." 2019 Honda Ridgeline with ten trees in the bed.

Same, same! I smile as I put ten gallons in my Kia hybrid that will let me travel over 500 miles, while the driver with the ginormous suv at the next pump is grimacing as it ducked $$$.

Same here. Filling the tank of my 2016 Honda Fit, does give me a bit of smugness. Especially when the giant pickup trucks in the gas line-up have pristine truck beds. Telling me they don't need that ridiculous gas guzzler. I have moved a double dresser & 2 side tables in the back of my little Fit.

I have a 2010 Honda Element. You couldn’t pry that car from my cold dead hands. Mine’s the one with the bike.