president of fifa is a mr bean dressed as doctor evil looking morherfucker

“Grimace will never ask you for your credit card number, social security card, or blood type, so please do not follow any dubious links no matter what the sender does to convince you he is the giant personified taste bud representing our company,” read an all-staff email

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Please stand for the Australian National Anthem

Rebecca: "Chaps, Alexi left us" Zlatan: "Who? Rebecca: "Alexi will be back, Alexi will be back with us very soon" Thierry: "Your plan worked, Rebecca" Rebecca: "Don't you bring me into this, no chance" Zlatan: "America, you're welcome" lmaooooooooooooooooo

If Waffle House doesn’t make this their new slogan, then capitalism has failed

The British man keeps saying “kwi-NO-nyez.” I wish he would stop

"You know, in Turkey, they have a phrase for someone who comes back from long odds. 'The lion will show you his teeth when it's time to eat.' And I thank my good friend, President Erdogan, for sharing that wisdom with me. Now as we all know, a knickerbocker is an ancient demon who steals children."

Bill Gates Invests In New Sex Trafficking Startup

Pretty wild how often Missouri voters need a court order just to get ballot language that says what the ballot measure ACTUALLY does. Abortion. Taxes. Redistricting. More. Democracy works better when deceptive politicians aren’t allowed to hide the ball. www.kcur.org/politics-ele...

I love this. Unmute.

Sowing: "fuck it, we ball" Reaping: " fuck it, we bawl"

30 pounds. What a Milwaukee mosque leader and green-card holder has lost over two months in ICE detention while denied consistent diabetes care. A measure of medical neglect inside the system. See the data here: austinkocher.substack.com/p/this-week-...

i wrote this as a love letter to minneapolis back in january and i still mean every word of it. there’s truly nothing new under the sun. we’ve always resisted injustice & the state has always slandered, criminalized, and killed us for it. do it anyway.

if the ump wins two challenged pitches in a row he should get to run a lap like he hit a home run

You could never make Ecto Cooler juice drink in today’s left-leaning cancel culture. You’re not allowed to be that edgy anymore.

From @theathleticfc.bsky.social: Cape Verde’s Vozinha says U.S. visa issues stopped his mother from witnessing his World Cup heroics in person. The 40-year-old goalkeeper was visibly emotional on the pitch after the game. nyti.ms/4vW6UsB

“ICE used this vehicle to kidnap your neighbor.” Human rights activists affiliated with @riseandresist.bsky.social spent Monday afternoon in the area of Varick and Houston in lower Manhattan spreading awareness of known ICE vehicles that park there and that have been used to kidnap New Yorkers.

I haven't seen Cape Verde put a beating like that on Spain since the 1640 dissolution of the Iberian Union

helpful perspective to remember that rich people, being bored and paranoid egotists, have always been insane (from @devintoshea.bsky.social’s The Veiled Prophet)

joe rogan looks like somebody tried to grow their own sylvester stallone in their bathtub and ran out of money

Ms. Rachel: As the American Academy of Pediatrics says, there is no safe amount of time for a child to be in detention. The Dilley immigration detention center must be shut down. We need to end the cruel policies of family detention and family separation.

I think it’s good they get hydration breaks, actually. Hydration is good

“Scots discovering tailgating” could be a real Prometheus stealing fire moment

Fascism's a fever you break with shit like what happened in New York last night. Create more excuses to feel things like that together.

I thought the world cup was going to be a nightmare, but I forgot that we actually love when people like us

Hi, we saw you from across the bar, and we'd like to give you health care.

Victor Wembanyama at the postgame press conference (dejected): This one's on me. I gotta get taller

I'm the only normal guy hiding in your coat closet. The other dudes in here are weird

Alderman Byron Sigcho Lopez of the 25th Ward released a statement and footage of men detonating a bomb near his home in Pilsen last night.

great ask in the legal advice subreddit

On Dock Ellis Day, even

without birthright citizenship and help from foreigners USA is scoreless

USA scoring via great buildup but then an own goal by its adversaries just feels like a real return to the 20th century

Exclusive Unionized workers in SoFI stadium today handed “Kick Ice Out” buttons to wear by union shop stewards inside the venue (and some are wearing them) Workers been fighting in recent months for protections against ICE at the venue. www.nytimes.com/athletic/735...

Taking a heroic dose of cognitive dissonance pills to prepare to root for a US sports team tonight

American cunt calls British cunt “wanker”

If you eat a Dock Ellis baseball card, you will see God

"She would make sure that all 535 packets of letters and drawings were delivered to every member of Congress. She would keep telling the stories of the children she’d met." Keep going, Ms. Rachel. (gift link) wapo.st/4ecHKP2

So many questions about the ICE custody death of Philly immigrant Tuan Van Bui, child of the Vietnam War, welcomed here in 1990, violently arrested in 2025 The biggest: Why do other detainees tell such a different story from ICE about how he died? My special report www.inquirer.com/opinion/tuan...

Michigan Governor caught on hot mic with Oracle CEO Clay Magouyrk, discussing citizen opposition to AI data centers, bragging how she ignores their concerns: “We’re used to people saying 'f*ck no,' & doing it anyway.”🇺🇸

Kalshi now allows you to place Pascal’s Wager

Here's a thread of ICE agents dragging people out of their cars to assault and beat them down:

The Old Man and Death, by László Mednyánszky, 1895-1900 (flipped)

Literally all the referees, including the American ones, should boycott. But nobody will because most people excuse racism unless it's happening to them personally.

World Cup hasn't kicked off yet, but so far... 1. Somali referee denied entry to US at Miami airport (ESPN story below) 2. Iraqi team photographer denied entry to US at Chicago airport 3. Iraqi player questioned almost 7 hours at Chicago airport More on Iraqis: abc7chicago.com/post/photogr...