I've been working on a Hama, the Bloodbender list. And in talking about it at the office, @jordanpigeon.bsky.social and I came to the realization that Hama returns the spell once cast to it's owner's graveyard. So if your opponent has an Essence Flux (et al) in their bin, she goes infinite.

Broke: DOGE is dead Woke: DOGE was specifically constructed in a way to avoid accountability partially by zombifying the USDS which still exists as an entity Bespoke: Dead or not, there needs to be a blue ribbon committee and a massive internal cybersecurity review to root out all the damage.

I absolutely love the idea of the Family Spark Bundle for MagicCon Vegas 2026 (Included again with alt text)

They're waiting around just long enough to lock in pensions and lifetime healthcare plans that they gleefully denied their constituents. Fuck em.

"Bradley, are you even fucking listening? I'm trying to read a story here. Bradley?"

Does anyone in Baltimore need (or could use) a 20 lb turkey? Because reasons, we have acquired one, and while we can come up with uses for it, it's A Problem for my allergy issues and if someone needs it more, Sarah is happy to deliver anywhere in Baltimore

When ever one of those AI bros tires to tell you that artist are gatekeeping art remember that pros, armatures, hobbyist all stopped what they where doing to provide guidance to a newbie artist over the shared experience that "this one angle is hard to draw"

OH. COME. ON.

America is waking up. I'm gonna stop at a fucking traffic light that's my right as an American.

"I once pretold a story that warned of this outcome. Of course some people laughed at my tremulous tome of an army of mechanomen who seize control of all the coal mines in Wales and are only defeated by a barrage of close harmony singing. But such is the fate of being a modern day Nostradamus."

For those who have me on various Bluesky lists, this is a heads-up that I've updated this account to a self-verified handle, davidmack.com. I still have the @davidmack handle reserved with this account, but external links to it no longer work. (I'd hoped they'd redirect here, but they don't.)

no it isn’t!!! fuck you!!!

did michael scott write this

happy thanksgiving #ffxiv #ff14

Cause I've got faith of the heart. I'm going where my heart will take me. I've got faith to believe. I can do anything. I've got strength of the soul. No one's gonna bend or break me. I can reach any star. I've got faith. Faith of the heart.

lol this rocks taking my children to see the nativity mural painted on the olde drugstore facade downtown and accidentally giving them PTSD from a hieronymous bosch version of rudolph getting eaten by elves

Americans Blame Trump As Prices Surge

Tech bros really can't understand why we're hostile to technology that a) is frequently confidently wrong and b) threatens to ruin our already terrible lives

Hello does anyone want to fund my one woman startup to make sure 25 tech bros don't blot out the sun

"Our guy has the leather jacket. The comparison is preposterous and quite frankly offensive."

So proud of everyone who donated, volunteered for, or just watched and enjoyed this year's @desertbus.org !!! Wish I could have been there in person, but I did make a little cameo towards the end. 👀 youtu.be/ped899g8Zfg?...

RSS rules. RSS never became less relevant. RSS is a way to claw your agency back from silicon valley algorithmic timelines. That said if you use it you really are a sicko

"You'll be visited by three spirits."

For all my talk of how hardware has become boring, my family HAS purchased a slightly ridiculous number of portable emulation devices because that market just keeps producing fun designs in great colors. They get it. Toys should be fun.

i have something to say

"How do men make friends in their 30's?"

wait is the 1B idea "what if a robot took meeting notes for you" because I have loads more of those for free. what if a robot did my laundry. what if a robot made my bed. billion dollar ideas!

Finally, I'm sick of people funging my nuggets

Founders on LinkedIn still seem to be struggling with the difference between telling people about their humble beginnings and admitting to straight up committing fraud.

11/24/1988

"Students are not just undermining their ability to learn, but to someday lead."

I'm live over on Twitch playing Rustic Defense! Come watch: https://www.twitch.tv/cdutson #twitch #gaming #videogames #twitchstreamer #varietystreamer

DIG UP, STUPID

so if i understand this correctly, gaines has made her career by publicly calling trans athletes predators and threats to women while completely failing to ever mention even once that her mentor/college swimming coach was sexually assaulting and harassing women on the team while she was there?

Unlike 98 percent of what people call rage bait, this is actually rage bait. Nobody would write this kind of list if it didn’t make people mad. That’s its purpose. It has no other.

I feel so bad for people in Minneapolis and the absolute snarls it's gonna cause when these fucking things get shoved into snowy conditions...

Over at the Daily Telegraph, they're scratching their heads as to why the former mining and steel producinv city of Gliwice in Poland is now 45% more prosperous than Darlington... and why it has new shiny infrastructure... without mentioning EU funds for urban and regional development...

Twitter pays people based on engagement (views, retweets, comments, etc). It appears that many MAGA accounts are based abroad and they use AI technology to generate low-effort rage bait. My guess is that this will get worse as AI tech improves. For instance, fake videos of minorities doing crime.

About This Account reveals the scale of X’s foreign troll problem

Tech-bro fuckwits will do literally ANYTHING except take reasonable, responsible, obvious ground level steps to help. “Well we’re not gonna stop burning rainforests or draining rivers for data centres… so how about that thing a fucking cartoon did as a joke to make fun of evil billionaires?!

“I asked ChatGPT” “I asked Claude” I asked this horseshoe crab and he said your ass wouldn’t have lasted two seconds in the Triassic

Hold up. Surely if we ever do invent AGI (whatever that fuck that even means aside) the super intelligent robot that was trained entirely on all human knowledge would think taking over the planet is wildly cliche no? The real curve ball would be fixing everything. Touché robot overlords.

why am i always so tired

#MagicTheGathering This is how you wind up with 13 badgermole cubs (and possibly making the game end in a draw because Arena is baffled by your antics)

I finished the entire BLOPS 7 campaign, asked for a refund and Valve granted it to me. I wrote: "The game constantly utilized AI generated options that were not present in the marketing for the game as well as videos and screenshots of the material." Shocked they did TBH

UwU