Kid Rock makes music for people who know the age of consent in all 50 states, but none of the capitals.

heads up to the american news media: I do not care what racists thought of the super bowl halftime show

OK "god bless america" and then naming every country in the americas from south to north is absolute king shit

This whole thing is explicitly designed to piss off the worst people on the planet and it rocks

two super bowls in a row with drake getting slammed

Just got a local commercial where a woman asked Jaxson Dart who he had for the second half, and from the way he was dressed and the way he slurred his speech...man, the CTE diagnosis isn't going to be needed.

What's the most you ever lost on a coin toss? Anton Chigurh here for FanDuel,

Elton John was right. It is gonna be a long long time 'til touchdown.

going great already lmfaoo

“Now here’s a guy who is cold” -Cris Collinsworth if he was in New Jersey

No Kings includes Draft Kings

Fletcher-Ciampa is going to RULE. #AEWCollision

hard to think of a better example of "you may not believe in class war, but billionaires know they're in one" than this

hey so I parked my rental up here and

MY SHADOW KNOWS MY STORY. #AEWCollision

#AEWCollision #AEW

The only thing I dislike about AEW (which might just be the best promotion ever, so this is minor) is the tendency for someone to throw down a challenge, and then immediately we hear Tony Schiavone or Excalibur go 'TK SAYS IT'S OFFICIAL!' like...wait just like a minute before confirming! #AEW

Who else is ready for Collision? #AEW

Breaking: Tragedy at the Winter Olympics

This could be about Cody Rhodes or the president. I can’t stress enough how bleak everything is.

Adrenaline....in my soul...jesus christ man read the room.

I look forward to Giuseppe Verdi joining the Presidents Race at Nationals games this year. #Olympics

I used to be a Cultaholic guy; I backed them on Patreon, owned their merch, the whole works. I quit that ecosystem when their coverage of wrestling became a one-sided lovefest toward Triple H as he took over WWE, and it is wild to me that this video exists. Better late than never, I suppose, Jack.

AEW posts on x dot com: "Oh wow Ospreay is back 🔥" AEW posts on bluesky: "Mark Davis please sit on me with your pixar mom ass"

This is fucking rich coming from him.

Average CEO

This is probably the most positive review I've seen.

Looks like Jake Doyle may have torn his bicep. #AEWDynamite 🤼

Someone's going to need to explain why Thekla v. Stat isn't the main event. 🤼 #AEWDynamite

Not gonna lie - I popped hard for Ciampa. #AEWDynamite

We need to talk about the rise of "smol bean fascism" where you have all the guns and the immunity but the really scary people are the ones with whistles and phone cameras and they're giving you generational trauma and ptsd by filming you killing people for no reason

I see your "should be removed from their jobs" and raise you "should be prosecuted for murder."

In response to announcement that he will be a new CBS contributor, Andrew Huberman tweeted “I’ve always gone issue-by-issue on health & science, spoken to experts w/a range of takes & presented where I see the center of (data) mass pointed. I’ll do the same with @CBSNews”. In Sept he posted this:

I once watched a three-percenter and his equally shitty wife get his ass absolutely handed to him on a Philadelphia street for giving the wrong person a dirty look (and said wrong person recognized his dumb fucking tattoo). These people have no idea what they're in for.

A true sign of how royally fucked things are right now - I saw this release come in and actually was pleasantly surprised it's *only* 85 seconds to midnight. I was sure we were going to be set to 70 seconds or lower.

The US Holocaust Museum being more outraged by Tim Walz saying that, like Anne Frank, children today are in hiding from armed agents of the state, than they are about the fact that children are in hiding from armed agents of the state, is why Holocaust remembrance culture is in crisis.

one of the reasons everybody hates late arrivals from the right or even the center is they're all weepy little idiots who want to be coddled and forgiven and make it everybody else's problem. shut up, figure out how to help fix what you broke, and stop writing thinkpieces

The moderate position is unwinding the entire post-9/11 security state

Cool. Now put him behind bars.

I say again, this does not even approach a scintilla of the accountability that is required. These are PR moves.

hey everybody lifelong tech expert here > "system crash” deleted nearly two weeks of surveillance footage from inside the facility that's not how anything works they're lying and destroying evidence hope that helps

The fact that every right winger with influence screams "who is paying for all of this" tells you exactly how awash in cash they all are, and how much they rely on that to keep their movement afloat.

Absolute banger of a comment on r/military: www.reddit.com/r/Military/c...

okay hear me out

What's happening in Minnesota is one reason the Reconstruction Amendments banned insurrectionists from holding office. Unfortunately, the originalists on the Supreme Court interpreted the plain language of the amendment to mean its opposite.

Democrats can and must make it clear there will be trials and anyone even somewhat associated with ICE will face them. Maybe give a quit-your-job deadline on appeasement and give people 72 hours. I don't know. But currently the plan is to let them murder us in the street and get away with it.

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Nope. Been a hater since NXT.