"What are you doing Feather Duster? Unnhh yeah blow out my backrow!"

Does it count as chasing the mailman if you're a skypuppy chasing a cargoplane designated for airmail?

Started the day off right with a wall of death and rowing at Escape the Fate with wifey.

Q:What's two days? A: A fort day!

I also love this shirt(and seeing you in it) and am hype

This explains it better than I can

there’s no way a single person believes this

BREAKING: Social Security Administration chief data officer and whistle-blower Charles Borges has resigned after bombshell report that SSA put highly-sensitive data at risk. He sent out an email to colleagues moments ago. Here is the text of his email shared with me:

remember folks, we cant have gun restrictions because if we do the federal government will occupy our streets, imprison people without due process, ship dissidents to foreign gulags and things of that nature

Don’t know who made this but thank you

anyway the choice america faces going forward is live in the confederacy or do reconstruction for real and purge those motherfuckers from all of public life. and there isn’t really an in-between.

@marithecat.bsky.social 👀

It happened again

With alt text:

Article 1, Section 9 & 10 have been removed from the official Govt website on the US Constitution. Among numerous points: •Section 9 forbids suspending The Privilege of the Writ of Habeas Corpus •Section 10 forbids ex post facto laws This better be a joke. Ignoring these is full blow dictatorship

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And we're back! the archi-nerds have assembled once again for ARR! featr. @aikaenatsu.bsky.social @empresskrystal.bsky.social and @aliems.bsky.social www.twitch.tv/thecatismari

probably a good time to bring this back

If the free market actually fixed problems people wouldn’t keep turning toward collective and social solutions despite all the propaganda

A party that actually wanted to mobilize young and disillusioned voters would be studying Zohran Mamdani’s campaign like the Bible

Constitutional crisis yadda yadda blah blah... Y'kno there are free countries who've updated their constitution in the last 50 years? The 'crisis' is reaching the limits of what the US constitution was designed to achieve due to generations of deliberate neglect. The can's been kicked to a dead end.

just saw a group of masked men stuffing masked ICE agents into an unmarked car, who were saying "we're ICE we're ICE!" but the abductors shouted to the crowd "no we're ICE!" no one knew who was ICE, so no one in the crowd said anything.

Masked ICE agents spotted swapping out license plates this morning in Bell Gardens, CA

i'm no lego expert but this looks like more than one piece

Walter White spitting facts:

Male dominated society my ass, where's the penis bandaids?

🌹 long distance girlies when they finally meet up

what a concept

I have never seen any example of the left "hating" young men that doesn't distill to "refusal to coddle them/insistence on treating them like adults with agency."

They are purging all the transcripts.

Bluesky’s “declining user base” is as important to me as declining birth rates

"bluesky is dying!!!" look i don't really think it's bluesky's fault that people would rather spend time on the literal nazi site.

"why don't straight men and lesbians hang out like straight women and gay men do" the difference is that unlike straight women and gay men who both like men, lesbians like women and straight men like each other

You just traveled to the Middle East, Donald. They let you go, no issues.

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