oh this one's gonna come up a lot in my daily life

'Your new girlfriend's other girlfriend has an NTR kink' and other discoveries that fill the world with fresh colour and beauty

“You have one remaining wish.” “Summon a hydra in the middle of my enemy’s fortress, but one with so many heads that any new heads will be crushed immediately, creating an ever-expanding mass of hydra heads that will destroy the entire stronghold.” “You mean…?” “Yes. A hydra-djinn bomb.”

I think you can tell how much of a massive faggot I am by the fact I never mistake girls for guys but I constantly mistake guys for girls. Everyone is a girl in my mind

PSA for YouTube Creators! Just wanna share this in case you don't want Google to have access to remix your YouTube shorts with GenAI using Gemini! YOU ARE AUTOMATICALLY ENROLLED. Here is what it's doing and how to opt out of said option if you don't want your shorts to be remixed with AI.

Legs lockin' round her like I'm trying to dial the Stargate, about to see some stars

many mutuals

Shout out to my gf showing me a random Twitter post and me immediately just snickering and going " @kallidorarho.bsky.social reader spotted" cause the poster was named Leinth I swear I can spot them from orbit at this point

Old Leather [Patreon] Every time I go too long without writing a leather fetish story, I start to get the itch... and beyond that, this one is truly, unabashedly self-indulgent in ways the tags do not capture. It's a lot of fun, I promise~ www.patreon.com/posts/158078...

i love stripping humanity from humanity. sorry, wistfully pining for an ex partner is part of the human condition, it happens. to cheat it like this is to cheat death. grief cannot be escaped like this. what the fuck

Shout out to being 29 and having multiple women message me to tell me happy mother's day lol

Welp, there's a puppy boy in my dms and I honestly really don't hate it That "homoflexible" label looking more real every day

If your existence is already a rebellion, then rebel with all your goddamn heart. Have a bigger ego. Be more depraved. Be a disgusting fucking pervert. Be a worshipper. Be worshipped. Be sinful. Get worse. Get so much fucking worse. Because that's how we rebel. We revel in ourselves.

In today's short! www.youtube.com/shorts/5l3iv... The Bat @aliems.bsky.social is divorced as she refuses to join @marithecat.bsky.social 's family and @aikaenatsu.bsky.social quickly moves in to take her place! streamed live over at www.twitch.tv/thecatismari

I love it when my primary messaging app randomly explodes and I can barely talk to anyone, it's so great

@inrange.tv Karl, the public comments is now open on Regulations.gov. The ATF wants to add Biological Gender at Birth to the Form 4473. This is being proposed in order to track Transgender people and accuse transgender people of lying on the form. Please, inform your viewers to comment against this.

The guy on discord who lives in Spain and who i'll never meet irl counts as a fictional man right? So it's ok that I blushed and felt my heart speed up a bit when he jokingly got possessive and said I "belong to him and no one else"? Totally fine, doesn't mean I have to think about anything right?

(18+) "What's a funny title?" "Idk lol" - @aikaenatsu.bsky.social | w/ @empresskrystal.bsky.social and @aliems.bsky.social | FFXIV MSQ Rerun | !candy !sr www.twitch.tv/thecatismari

Return of the Shennanigoonettes! FFXIV Heavensward with the gals: @marithecat.bsky.social @empresskrystal.bsky.social @aliems.bsky.social come watch at twitch.tv/AikaEnatsu

Insert topical and funny one liner here. Light Party! FFXIV Heavensward with the gals: @marithecat.bsky.social @empresskrystal.bsky.social @aikaenatsu.bsky.social come watch at www.twitch.tv/aliemsss

You ever wonder if in yugioh if the pharoh was dicking someone down and right before he busts, They hit him with magic cylinder? He just nuts on his own face instead lmfao. I havent had my coffee yet #yugioh #magiccylinder

AI psychosis is just “I really think the stripper likes me” for guys who don’t leave their house

The best part about corruption is that you can't really make someone want something. As bad an influence as you can be, lasting corruption is really about awakening latent desires. So when all's said and done, she has no-one to blame but herself: all you did was open some doors, she stepped through

As I get more butch with it I can feel 'daddy' as a kink title settling on my brow like a crown

New Death-Defying Princess!!!

this is all my hands can manage rn dropping it and running #grindart

heartwarming video of astronaut Christina Koch greeting her dog for the first time after returning from space. the pup can be seen snarling, back arched, before scampering to its word buttons and pressing "IMPOSTOR" repeatedly, then "FALSE. SKIN. FALSE. SKIN." several times

Sorted my thoughts about censorship, so I can stop thinking about it.

Terran Subject test log: we make them kissy kiss

1 x ½: My Half of You is doing incredible things to me. Momcon daughter worried about getting cucked with her mom by her aunt. Incredible

Dommebreaking is all well and good, and VERY fun, but have we considered the potential of dommebuilding? Taking some uncertain, insecure 'sub-leaning switch' under Your wing, imparting on her a mesure of Your cruelty, letting the flames of authority and sadism burn away her doubts and fears.

DEATH-DEFYING PRINCESS ARC ENDING WITH BREAKING THE HOT BUTCH EXECUTIONER INTO A CLINGY LITTLE GIRL MOMCON FETISHIST. OHHH MY GOD

I need the shinigami eyes extension that tells me how physically distant all the stray needy submissives in my mentions are

Summer haircut time!

Healers are primarily women because mana is stored in the boobs

Putting wax over a submissives lips and then sealing it with the signet ring and telling her she does not have permission to break Your seal is a power move and i want to plant it in Your mind like a seed.

Hearing 'My other dommes can't/don't want to hurt me this much' puts me in a rapidly oscillating mental loop between 'Huh, I wonder if I'm a psychopath?' and 'Huh, I guess I really am a divine being'

AND WE ARE LIVE! In which the Light Party goes on a fun and relaxing whaling expedition. FF14 MSQ Rerun with @empresskrystal.bsky.social @aikaenatsu.bsky.social and @aliems.bsky.social continues now over at www.twitch.tv/thecatismari

(18+) | Final stream before gaycation to my partner! with @marithecat.bsky.social @aliems.bsky.social and @aikaenatsu.bsky.social | FF14 Heavensward| !clip www.twitch.tv/empresskrystal

Light Party! FFXIV Heavensward with the Shenanigoonettes! Also some Raccoin on the side. :3 @marithecat.bsky.social @aikaenatsu.bsky.social @empresskrystal.bsky.social come watch at www.twitch.tv/aliemsss

Lesbian vampire who intentionally starves herself because she ENJOYS the animal feeling of blood frenzy. Nothing makes her feel more alive than seeing a cute girl and having her first thought be 'MEAT'

flirting with girls by telling them I've discussed their keysmash patterns with others

I hate it when my partners ask me what i'm reading cause it's always some shit called like "I Want to Murder You(sapphic)" and they always just go "yeah that's what i expectd" like i'm the most predictable person in the world

PSA: 1. If you are not silly, it is vital you become silly 2. If you are silly, you must stay silly 2. If you used to be silly but have stopped, you must make all efforts to return to silliness

Few are truly prepared to wield such power, but when you become a butch lesbian your 'secret lacy lingerie under normal clothes' move gets upgraded to a guaranteed OHKO

My only RA05 discourse is that every time Konami reprints a staple as a UR in a deckbuild set, an angel loses her corrupting demon domme or whatever it is that makes angels special.