You ever wonder how these things reproduce? Do the fingernails just grow into more when they get clipped? Do they just fuck like normal? If they do fuck, is that just considered fingerbanging? Welcome to my sleep deprived thoughts cuz a cat wouldnt stfu at 5 in the morning

So good, decided to do it a second time

Antidepressants and a fridge cigarette. The true millennial breakfast

Hey everyone our partner @yuriko.bsky.social made a play mat of her and the members of mine and her other partners system members to raise money for the @trevorproject.bsky.social All profits she makes on fourthwall will go towards the donation. yuriko-onna-shop.fourthwall.com/products/dmg...

You ever wonder if in yugioh if the pharoh was dicking someone down and right before he busts, They hit him with magic cylinder? He just nuts on his own face instead lmfao. I havent had my coffee yet #yugioh #magiccylinder

They’ve never seen me refill their bottle and it shows lmao

Just remember My pronouns are always That/Bitch *Aggressively twerks on your nachos*

I am pretty great to be fair

XENOVERSE 3's story mode is going nuts

I just condemned someone to some cursed shit and its so fucking funny lmfao

I don’t question the tism. I just do as it guides me lmfao

I just wanted to turn the living room into a giant train set #DisSumBullshit #WomenCantHaveShit

I’m not sorry at all for my bullshit

The gay agenda is government issued Kuribohs. That is all. #trans #yugioh #kuriboh #tooktoomuchbenadrylandsawthehatman

Getting married is less of a commitment than watching One Piece. That is all

When you fry up a chopped hot dog, they turn into little puffy nipples. Thats all. Im sorry.

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Master ninja cat #cat #vtuber

You ever wonder if in the star wars universe, there are jedi cosplay brothels? Just go to a shady place to fuck legally distinct Obi-Wan or Vader? Thanks for cumming to my ted talk

Explain this like I know nothing about star wars or twitch lmfao #twitch #starwars #muppets

Its saturday and been a week. I offer you this little guy to lift your spirits #vtuber #Solaire #darksouls

re: chuck norris

@xscorplingx.bsky.social Short bitch, get fukt

Just out lol

I bring you dog going blep That’s all

Id never hurt anyone......Me when I lie

I am the Wise Yuri of the Zaza. I bring you wisdom of the day

Went through chemo for 5 years and somehow the poison areas of souls games are more cancerous jfc

Ive officially made it on youtube. I got wierd ppl flirting with me in the comments lmfao #CertifiedFordF150Moment #youtube #vtuber

Hehehehehehehe #vtuber #frog #onsomebullshit

Most ppl afraid to moan in their girls ear. I’m over here leaning in real close and going MEHOY MENOY. We are not the same.

Can’t tell me I’m wrong here #pokemon #vtuber #margaritaville

Was gauging interest in selling off my old model since I’m never gonna use it again. It’s a half body model. Potentially give someone a cheaper entry point to start vtubing instead of dropping a ton of money out the gate #vtuber #live2D

Nice cock bro *smacks it and watches it wiggle like a door stop*

When ppl say I cant get bitches

Almost at 300 on youtube. Help a ghostie out.....plz..... www.youtube.com/@Yuriko_Onna

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You ever just tell your therapist you might be a few minutes late cuz you’re in the middle of taking a massive shit lmfao

I regret nothing teehee

Teehee #vtuber #youtube youtube.com/shorts/40Uhq...

Ive hit peak bimbo status. I accidently spilled ice cream on my tits. I have zero regrets lmao #vtuber #hotgirlshit #itwascold

I’m not used to being awake this early and it shows lmao #vtuber #intrusivethoughts

My mixtape is in fact fire as fuck lmao

I made chili and it tasty 🫘 #vtuber #food #chili

Nothing brings ppl together like beating everyones ass on tekken huehuehuehuehue #vtuber #tekken

If a trans cat/dog girl gets an orchiectomy sometimes known as a bofectomy, Does that count as being neutered? Thanks for coming to my ted talk #vtuber #showerthoughts #imnormaliswear #trans

I have come to the questionable conclusion that the entire tekken storyline is just a bible fanfiction and Heihachi is Jesus fighting off the devils he created. #vtuber #tekken #onthatbullshit

I present to you my ice cream dog as she goes blep. Thats all #dog #doggo #blep

We hit shinryu rank on the new hitbox and its pretty fucking great woooooo #vtuber #hitbox #tekken #fgc