what the fuck dude clair obscur is still winning awards?

not a starlight enjoyer but i needed to get this one in quick because artmage just won team ycs vegas 2026

How many fishers with 6 magikarps you think jump you on this thing

It's not just thinking—it's building an LLM in your own mind. ⚡🧠⚡ And it's revolutionary. If you want, I can find other examples of people doing this online, rockstar 🎆🎸🎆

Call me Baphomet the way I’m a nonbinary goat

CHARLIE BROWN: Yes mistress, you're right, mistress, I'm a blockhead! a hopeless blockhead! DOMINATRIX: wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah

my bad yall i only stepped out for a minute

When the 10/10 draw giving you straight teeth

Chazz from Yu-Gi-Oh GX on a business call: "We gotta get at least 10,000!"

when i played pokemon ruby as a kid i didnt catch a bird pokemon early game bc it was my first game and i didnt know about fly and didnt like wingull or tailow but right around the meteor falls segment i caught a skarmory (didnt know it was a 5% just got lucky!) and to this day its my fav bird

I think this one was really good. Everyone I've showed it to laughed uncontrollably. I guess the #woke got to the other site and comedy is illegal

dude i DO NOT wanna go to work today i wanna sit in bed and play pokopia (just got a new toy syndrome)

been rage powdering grass types all day. i know it doesnt do anything but i think its pissing off the other trainer so if you think about it it's still kinda working

white girl who claps every time she cums during sex

more like cuck schumer

so, is there a mister ogyny?

Bayleef 🍃

Pokemon VGC you're not so different it seems

bedroom talking my soda gf like oh youre a dirty mountain dew arent you? i bet you're just full of cream (soda)

It's crazy to think that amid all the planets encircling all those stars, we probably live on the only one that has penguins or a lemonade that kills you

dude i just got a login bonus on tinder. what the fuck. if you are in a relationship and things get hard go to counseling. if you have to go back into the pool you will drown. everyone married rn got on the last chopper out of nam. tinder has dailies.

invokers we back up, tell ecclesia a real fuser just got new support

champions was a lot of fun for the first day but i just dont think im wired to give a shit about this long term. im already tired of the metagame and spent most of the back half of yesterday bouncing between great 3 and 4

Lets take ibuprofen together

this is peak holy shit

pokemon vets complaining champions isn't Showdown HD at launch and vowing to never play it again meanwhile i make the most basic switch prediction against a 15 year old japanese boy and i run around the room cheering like im the Bobby Fischer of Rock Paper Scissors

media thread

seeing a lot of complaints about this pokemon game having performance issues. from the company that made diamond and pearl? are you sure?

Despite deleting pretty much all her socials, Eileen still makes half the banger posts on yugioh twitter and bluesky second hand via discord chat reposting.

how it feels to be having a good time with champions despite what vgc twitter is upset about

just to be clear, everyone, when 8 pm EDT comes and goes, regardless of what does or does not happen, the president still threatened genocide and war crimes and we should still impeach, arrest, and try him

"nothing ever happens" as a prayer

hurt my back to do comedy on the internet im unc

ok,

illusion gate in the side like buddy i promise you MY boss monster was not promised to you 3000 years ago

"Israel has a right to exist" bro, Drytron got 2nd at a regional in 2026, no it doesn't 😂

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power word: kill

i consistently find that when i bring a good deck to locals i perform very well, its just that i like to ask "well what if gmx could make mechaba sometimes" and stupid shit like that. like i own primite apophis. and next week im signing up with BES ABCXYZ instead bc its funny.

i fucking. did it again. beat a fellow on k9vs with this and he went "dude im washed" and dropped

when we're all unable to connect to use the internet, send emails, pay our bills, use our toasters, and god knows what else if AWS goes down, i want you to know now that i blame our lack of antitrust laws far more than i'll blame a foreign missile

Folks, my friend is looking to go full-time with her art, and I'm looking to spread the word. She's still setting up on her site, www.akoleart.com but her ebay already has a few listings up: www.ebay.com/usr/alexiskole Her art is SO fun and so lively it's honestly remarkable to see in person.

not to be like a dickhead bc it rules to be able to open multiple businesses youre passionate about anywhere, but like "we opened a vintage european clothing store in logan square" and you both look like that is the least surprising thing ill ever see. it is also a money printing business idea

i dont feel like thinkin hard tomorrow so im runnin it back with a classic, ft 2 starlight ankhs that @tortamon.bsky.social gifted me ages ago and a single qcr heart of the blue eyes given to me by a friend at sneak peak. must be ben 10 the way im grandpamaxxing

i forgot you can just.....do The World to your opponent if youre playing ABCXYZ union slop

knew i needed this for home games of dnd so i got crafting

i wanted a cheeseburger but didnt wanna walk to cheeseburger store, so i customized a burrito at the burrito store to have all the cheeseburger ingredients.

"Oh hello, welcome to Chili's!" "Order the Hennryita NOW"