Happy Father’s Day to all the people this day is really about (hot women with daddy issues)

Guys I’m fully not gonna lie to you Jess had to cancel the resident evil stream and then I got so wrapped up in the new Pokemon Champions update I forgot I said I’d stream solo too OOPS

Regression! It’s still happening! You can watch it!

Is she late? Yup! Is she streaming the game she said she would do today? Nope! That's right: Sophie Apparently is BACK and STREAMING with the HIGH QUALITY you've all come to expect!!!! And she's playing YUGIOH!!!! Pic related. www.twitch.tv/sophieappare...

STREAM MACHINE BROKE HOPEFULLY FIXED SOON

Is that a Sophie stream schedule????? How????? She streams?????? I will NOT flake this week trust :^)

At my local card shop for the first time since moving back home and I don’t wanna reinforce stereotypes or be mean, but uh, it does not smell great in here

Got late season Master Ball in Champions with stall slop! Pictures of the screen bc my phone refused to let me transfer the screenshots. Mega Scovillain is the most annoying mon in the universe and Sableye is downright oppressive. Def not optimized, but it’s felt real good.

If you’ve been missing seeing me stream (I swear I will soon) DO NOT watch this stream I repeat DO NOT go to Jess’ stream I WILL NOT appear on it

Watch this shit it’s ass

FUCK WHATEVER NINTENDO AND WHOEVER ELSE IS DOING THERES ONLY ONE ANNOUNCEMENT THAT MATTERS

The Mandalorian and Grogu is truly the apex of modern cinema. The biggest corporation in history spent $165 million to make worse Cocomelon and tricked just enough people into seeing it to make back their money. Amazing stuff. Makes sense they got mogged by Backrooms.

HAPPY PRIDE it’s June baby you know what that means if you’re a cute girl we GOTTA kiss it’s the law we HAVE to kiss it’ll be so gay mmmmm girlkissing

Why did you transition, wrong answers only: I just got so tired of keeping up with my thinking about the Roman Empire quota

“Genesys good” “Genesys bad” why don’t you go find a generous sis to give you some pussy

HEY COME WATCH THIS ITS GONNA BE REALLY GOOD UNLESS ITS COMPLETELY ASS EITHER WAY IT WILL PROBABLY BE FUNNY

Did the final security today! Dodged it again???? Ended up with only a 50/50 record???? I am fucking WASHED we’ll get em next time 🫡 Anyway shoutouts LaGuardia for using older scanners that don’t have gock-detection technology

What if instead of The Great Gatsby he was called The Great Gyattsby and he had a fat fuckin dumper mmmmmmm

Just went through the third security trip and… I didn’t get the patdown??? Perfect score ruined??? Honestly disturbing to know the TSA isn’t even noticing dangerous criminals (vtubers)

They said it couldn’t be done but I did it! I went out there and did it!

Btw no streams this week because I’m traveling hehehehehe I’m touching grass fuck you all

Folks we are officially 2 FOR 2!!!! Halfway to a perfect score!!!! Today’s agent was an old lady who was a bit more thorough than they usually are. Thank god the TSA is keeping us all safe!

Visiting Washington DC was such a letdown smh :/

Tag yourself I’m 3: Your opponent discards one card.

On today’s episode of Sophie Forgot To Get TSA PreCheck: I’m off for a 2 week trip with 4 times going through TSA. Place your bets now! Will I get the Trans Girl Patdown™️ on every single flight or not? I’m starting off strong! 1 for 1 so far!

Sorry I didn’t stream today, I’ve been busier than I expected getting ready for my trip on Friday and Rachel got swamped with work anyway. I’ll do my best to get at least 1 stream in before I go!!

And we’re owned by stilghtly less evil man than Jeff Bezos! (IWishTCG)

Schedule for the week! Light one because I'm leaving Friday to see family, so no streams next week either!!! Sorry it's because I hate you all (but in a sexy way)

Happy Mothers Day!!!! If any hot sexy milfs want to celebrate by letting me call you mommy just let me know :3

HEY!!!! I'm live with Rachel and then she has to leave so I will play some Yugioh wahooooooooo www.twitch.tv/sophieappare...

Also watch this

I’m right

Went back to Hearthstone recently and the new Class Set dropped today. Issues thus far include: - Set isn’t purchasable with a currency they said it would be - One of the mechanics is straight-up broken - The game is using tons of CPU for no reason Yup, I’m thinking we’re back

The central draw of Yugioh is that it’s like if a bad game was good, but the fundamental problem with Yugioh is that it’s like if a good game was bad

One step closer to Yugioh becoming a true lawyer game. Um actually, if you inspect subsection 4-c of my boss monster’s Negate Paragraph you find that no part of its Conditional Quick Effect Heading is pursuant to a type X-9 once-per-turn restriction clause

This again, feeling better today but still not 100% 🫡

My throat is hurting today so I think I'm gonna delay stream to see if it gets better, might need to cancel. Don't wanna hurt myself y'know!

Stream Schedule!!!! Oh baby!!! It's so much going on!!! And multiple parts of it involve other people!!! How!!!

youtu.be/pM6UglH_qpQ?... welp i can't say that good yugioh is played in this episode, but it is pretty funny if you wanna see 80% of a discord call absolutely eat shit @emperorstove.bsky.social @sophieapparently.bsky.social @rjank.bsky.social @iwishiwasdead.bsky.social

Beast Games exists solely as an expensive advertisement for video essays about how bad Beast Games is, where the real content is made

THE APPARENTLY SISTERS ARE BACK AT IT, ITS TIME FOR YAPS AND BABA WITH RACHEL!!!! ON A FRIDAY!!!! WHOA MAMA!!!!! YOUD HAVE TO BE A DUMB STINKY POOPYHEAD TO MISS THIS!!!! www.twitch.tv/sophieappare...

Am I late for my first stream in a month? Yes. That’s the SOPHIEAPPARENTLY EXPERIENCE BABYYYYYYY In my defense it’s because I was petting Puffin and he was so happy proof attached. Also, watch me play Pokemon. www.twitch.tv/sophieappare...

Somehow... some way... against all odds... WE ARE BACK BABY. STREAM SCHEDULE FOR THE WEEK!!!!! ITS HAPPENING!!!! THE PRODIGAL GAMER RETURNS!!!! Also I'm in central time now so note that the times are in a different timezone, teehee

I don’t do a lot of Regression plugging but you NEED to watch this episode. Even if you’ve never watched the show before you HAVE to watch this one. It contains arguably the single funniest Yugioh play I’ve ever seen

Fallout Boy’s We Didn’t Start The Fire cover is undefeated in this. Rhyming George Floyd with Metroid is THE lyrical choice of all time

HEY REGRESSION YUGIOH WATCH COME NOW

Trying to decide if I’m hardstuck Ultra Ball in Champions because I’m bad or because of my crippling Azumarill addiction or both

Wise of NL to cancel his cruise when it had 0 chance of competing with the ultimate streamer event experience

FOLKS WE ARE SO GODDAMN BACK

Announcing the SophieApparently Supercruise!!! I can’t afford a cruise ship event but if you pay me $5 we can all pile into my car and go get Burger King together