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THE APPARENTLY SISTERS ARE BACK AT IT, ITS TIME FOR YAPS AND BABA WITH RACHEL!!!! ON A FRIDAY!!!! WHOA MAMA!!!!! YOUD HAVE TO BE A DUMB STINKY POOPYHEAD TO MISS THIS!!!! www.twitch.tv/sophieappare...

Am I late for my first stream in a month? Yes. That’s the SOPHIEAPPARENTLY EXPERIENCE BABYYYYYYY In my defense it’s because I was petting Puffin and he was so happy proof attached. Also, watch me play Pokemon. www.twitch.tv/sophieappare...

Somehow... some way... against all odds... WE ARE BACK BABY. STREAM SCHEDULE FOR THE WEEK!!!!! ITS HAPPENING!!!! THE PRODIGAL GAMER RETURNS!!!! Also I'm in central time now so note that the times are in a different timezone, teehee

I don’t do a lot of Regression plugging but you NEED to watch this episode. Even if you’ve never watched the show before you HAVE to watch this one. It contains arguably the single funniest Yugioh play I’ve ever seen

Fallout Boy’s We Didn’t Start The Fire cover is undefeated in this. Rhyming George Floyd with Metroid is THE lyrical choice of all time

HEY REGRESSION YUGIOH WATCH COME NOW

Trying to decide if I’m hardstuck Ultra Ball in Champions because I’m bad or because of my crippling Azumarill addiction or both

Wise of NL to cancel his cruise when it had 0 chance of competing with the ultimate streamer event experience

FOLKS WE ARE SO GODDAMN BACK

Announcing the SophieApparently Supercruise!!! I can’t afford a cruise ship event but if you pay me $5 we can all pile into my car and go get Burger King together

Man I want to stream SO BAD now that I'm settled into my move, but, uh, see exhibit A! I'll try and figure it out soon hehe.

WE FILMING REGRESSION ON A THURSDAY AND ALSO WE WILL BE DOING THAT FROM NOW ON SQUAD UP

If we’re talkin cards that make me happy there just is no competition, what an absolute joy of a design. I’ll make you playable one day buddy!

My most liked post on this site by far is about how the president of the United States is just openly saying he’s gonna do genocide, chat is this good

For no particular reason I’m kind of regretting never having played a Fallout game today

How I be on the mic

Today, many live in fear of becoming the April Fool. This is cowardice. I have already accepted that I will be the April Fool. I always have been. I am also the January February March May June July August September October November December Fool. I am the Omni Fool. Witness me.

I’ve had to spend all Trans Day of Visibility packing to move because my lease ends in a couple days. This is because all landlords are inherently transphobic

By the way, probably clear at this point but don’t expect any streams this week! Likely not next week either. I’m in the phase of moving where I gotta be locked tf in and if I try and also stream I’m pretty confident I will die 👍

Sorry I haven’t said anything about streams this week, I have a been a busy lady!! No promises unfortunately, I will make SURE to do more Kaizo tomorrow or next week though we have a run to win.

Gojo to Sukuna or something idk haven’t watched that show

Great news! It's Baba day with Rachel, moved from yesterday because I'm dumb and bad at remembering my own schedule! Huzzah! But hey we are doing it. Maybe also some Master Duel but idk I need to go shopping so bad www.twitch.tv/sophieappare...

Mentioned this on stream yesterday but forgot to post, I forgot I'm busy and can't stream today! Tomorrow will be a couple hours of Master Duel, then Baba with Rachel 👍

OK yeah I am LATE late today. But you know what else I am? ON A RUN!!!!! It's teh urn folks. My Crobat who simply cannot miss Dynamic Punch WILL win Kaizo. Come witness it! www.twitch.tv/sophieappare...

Woke up late, stream start late, etc etc you know the drill girlies

Stream schedule! I'm moving in a couple weeks but I still have time to stream for now ehehe gamign

Obviously our government posting memes and using clips from Popular Millennial Things to do bits about them killing people is awful in its own right. But damn man, using Yugioh to promote a blatantly evil war is the biggest insult I can imagine to Kazuki Takahashi’s legacy.

HI ITS ME SOPHIE I AM LIVE PERFECTLY ON TIME we're gonna do some Kaizo today because yesterday I had to "go to therapy" instead of "ignoring my problems." Cringe! www.twitch.tv/sophieappare...

WAIT I FORGOT IM STREAMING WITH RACHEL TOMORROW NOT TODAY IM SO DUMB I WILL GO LIVE SOON GOTTA FINISH SOME STUFF FIRST

Ok I have to delay or cancel stream today but it’s because my therapy got rescheduled so you can’t be mad at me

Hey come watch Regression, I'm here to do some really dumb stuff or die trying (probably die tbh)

Stream schedule! Still deciding what the vibe for Wednesday is but I will do SOMEthing. Bingus Bangus Boomus. Yeah.

This is not a new observation, but fuck, it’s horrifying to see how casually the US government sees killing brown people. Actual mass murder is just another political option. And the best opposition the “progressive” party can muster is that they don’t bother saying “please” first.

From The Archives:

Why is it that the victims of the so-called, most moral army in the region, are mostly kids? The biggest death toll in the past 3 years by Israel's genocidal strikes has been kids, babies, and don't get me started on the amount of orphans who will suffer potential PTSD their entire lives.

They call her "Captain Ontime" because of how she is ALWAYS on time. And now, Captain Ontime returns to Kaizo for the second time this week. Video game. www.twitch.tv/sophieappare...

Holy moly is that Rachel on hit stream SophieApparently but on a Wednesday???? We will do some Baba is You but maybe also other stuff idk we didn't really decide. www.twitch.tv/sophieappare...

What I've learned this week is that people will (rightfully) say that playing on turn 0 is good for the game, but then get mad when Konami prints a semi-generic "play on turn 0" card because they saw the most impractical YouTube combo ever conceived.

Hey guess what! The world's most famous chronically late streamer is LATE but not AS LATE as she is OTHER TIMES and she is playing KAIZO IRONMON and you can WATCH IT right HERE!!!!!!! www.twitch.tv/sophieappare...

HEY I AM OVER HERE JUDGING MY FRIENDS' YUGIOH RELATED CHOICES I BET YOU WANNA WATCH THAT HUH

Late schedule but here it is!!! You guys can see me on Jessy's channel in 45 minutes!!!!! Then I will be doing lots of Kaizo this week!!!! Hooray!!!!

Baba is You and You is Me and You is Rachel and Puzzle is Solve and Brain is Smart and True is Real www.twitch.tv/sophieappare...

Probably obvious my now, but no stream today. I woke up late and have been nursing a headache that won’t go awayyyyyyyyy. I’m gonna start earlier tomorrow so I can do some Dice Rally before Baba with Rachel!!!

HEY GUESS WHAT it's me Sophie!!! I'm live!!! With Kaizo Ironmon!!!! We WILL get a run today we WILL win it will be EASY. Don't miss the master at work!!!!!!!!!!! www.twitch.tv/sophieappare...

Schedule for the week! I swear this is the one where I'm actually locked in I swear to god for real

Happy Valentines Day! If any hot sexy women want to kiss me and love me so good let me know I don’t have any plans c:

Jk I’m gonna spend my evening in battle with my ISP’s automated phone system to get my internet functional 🙃

HEY SURPRISE ITS ME AND ALSO ITS RACHEL AND ALSO ITS BABA WHO IS YOU OH BABY WE ARE THE GENIUSES OF ALL TIME, WITNESS US www.twitch.tv/sophieappare...

HEY if you guys want free stuff in Master Duel you should use my code so I also get free stuff teehee 024b4b8a