I got you a gift card, get yourself something nice. It's got 3000 on it!

I'm live for a birthday stream! Since I am old, I will be celebrating by playing one of my favorite games from my childhood, Super Monkey Ball 2! Specifically the Story Mode because the story of this game is extremely good and important.

It's OldStov day

He's a motherfuckin Star Boy

it's Block Dragon's chill non-war criminal cousin

It's @jessyjplays.bsky.social's boyfriend, Gene!

^^

I know it's fucked up, I promise, the card actually looks like that

2026 is the year of Each time your opponent activates a card or effect, gain 300 LP when it resolves. During your opponent's turn (Quick Effect): You can pay 1500 LP and Tribute this card, then activate 1 of these effects; ● Destroy all face-up monsters your opponent controls. ● Destroy all face-up

I'm live for another Card Art Tierlist Stream! Today we spun The New Challengers! Which Fluffal is the Fluffiest? Which BA would you trust to help you move apartments? Which Qliphort would hold you tenderly and make you feel like the only girl in the world? We will answer NONE of these questions!

the king!

He's so fast, look at him go!

hole hole hole hole hole hole hole

this is definitely the most i've ever giggled editing a regression pack opening video. i think this is the start of perhaps our most normal season ever youtu.be/cpw7J4-Nnps?...

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I'm live for KAIIIIIZOOOOO TUUUUUUESDAAAAAAY! Still working through Masterpiece by Maddy, come say hi! twitch.tv/emperorstove

I'm live for KAIZO TUESDAY! Still playing Masterpiece by Maddy, surely I will finish this hack soon (I will not) twitch.tv/emperorstove

Going live with another Card Art Tierlist Stream! This time, we spun Absolute Powerforce, our first 5D's set! Come hang out and tell me why I'm wrong about the Reptiliannes and talk about why Super-Nimble Mega Hamster is peak card design

Day 2 is happening now! We're currently at $1450 out of our $3000 goal, so please spread the word as best ya can, I know we can hit this goal today!

Congratulations to this little guy on becoming the First Penguin of all time

Live for YGO Saturday! Catching up on Cimo's Master Duel Masochist, sub replays, and then building Lunalight in Master Duel!

Hyper Psychic Riser

a huge thank you to @emperorstove.bsky.social in setting up this REGRESSION JEOPARDY! boy oh boy do we get up to some silliness here youtu.be/TPjg4stVx5Q?...

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Had a ton of fun playing Jeopardy with the Regression crew and raising over $400 more for people in Gaza! MASSIVE congrats to @rjank.bsky.social for a close victory after a well-played game! They're so cool and smart and hot!

Folks, it's once again Kaizo Tuesday! And on this wonderful Tuesday, we will be playing some more Masterpiece! Should be a fantastic Tuesday! twitch.tv/emperorstove

Earthbound Immortal Red Nova

welp

cock

I'm live once again for YGO Saturday! Reacting to new Master Duel Masochist episode and then DICE DICE DICE DICE DICE DICE

folks, over the last 24 hours we've raised over $300 for the Regression Sameer Project fundraiser! We're now at $487. If we raise 2k before the deadline (which will be the midnight where October 31st becomes November 1st) we will do one more season of Regression docs.google.com/document/d/1...

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what if i told you THE REGRESSION DROUGHT IS OVERRRRRRR youtu.be/gxopNHIilRw?...

this season of Regression we're raising funds for The Sameer Project! please do not be made complacent by the current partial ceasefire - the colonial states of the world love violating ceasefires, and holding themselves to different ceasefire standards docs.google.com/document/d/1...

Now THIS guy knows ball

I'm live for YGO Saturday, and you know what that means DICE DICE DICE DICE DICE DICE DICE DICE DICE DICE DICE DICE DICE DICE DICE DICE DICE DICE

HOLY SHIT HE'S FUCKIN BALLLLLIN!!!

My chat picked Chu-Ske the day I found a mouse in my apartment because they hate me, but goddamn he's cool

I'm live for another KAIZO TUESDAY! This time, on Tuesday! We are playing more Masterpiece by Maddy which has undoubtedly been a video game

WE'RE SO BACK WE'RE SO BACK WE'RE SO BACK I am live once again with some more Super Mario Sunshine, a game that is really good and that has never made me mad

I think when you get to "roided out bird with massive hands in a wife-beater and jean shorts" it's the surest sign possible that there are too many Blackwings

Hey did you know that Mist Valley Baby Roc has snakes coming out of its ass? Because it does. It really, truly does.

sonic the hedgehog is washed, this duck can walk as fast as that blue fraud can run

Another successful tier list, I am a genius

I'm live with the EVERY DOOM OF DIMENSIONS CARD ART TIERLIST! Every card in DOOD will be judged by the foremost art critic in the world, a guy in Ohio with no credentials who plays yugioh maybe once a week

I am live for YGO Thursday! (I think we can all agree that that is what day it is right now) We got some catching up to do on reacting to Cimo's Master Duel Masochist, card guesser, yugimatrix, sub replays, and maybe if there's time some Maso gaming of our own! Come on down!

I am live with more of my first playthrough of Super Mario Sunshine! Two things that will definitely not happen today: 1) I will not get mad ever, 2) OBS will not crash ever. I guarantee both of these things with absolute certainty

holy shit it's circular!