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what is COOKING my fellow blue skis, it's time for another episode of regression. Can anyone cut into @rjank.bsky.social devastating lead? can @sophieapparently.bsky.social remember events more than 15 minutes ago? will @iwishiwasdead.bsky.social eat shit? www.youtube.com/watch?v=_oh7...

What the fuck did i do???

Yo the context for Tricky in the Cuck Chair is finally here!! So what are you waiting for? It's time to...

what's up my fellow blue skis. Jess here with, uh, an episode of Regression that is Very Normal @iwishiwasdead.bsky.social @rjank.bsky.social @emperorstove.bsky.social @sophieapparently.bsky.social youtu.be/oY4u_5k-R90?...

trans people: i don't recommend freaking out every time some whackjob in a state legislature tries to make something about you illegal, state level politicians are explicitly introducing legislation that will not pass to win points with their wackjob constituents and terrorize you

WE'RE REGRESSING AGAIN! this week we'll get further insight on just how far @rjank.bsky.social's mandate of heaven extends. can myself @emperorstove.bsky.social @sophieapparently.bsky.social & @iwishiwasdead.bsky.social do anything to topple this baddie? youtu.be/Nfe8itocww4?...

HEY THERE my blue skis, it's a new episode of regression! youtu.be/IRlrkbCM2v0?... we got cats, captains, DADs and Dragons (of the CYBER variety!!!!!!) and the five of us only do good bits @sophieapparently.bsky.social @emperorstove.bsky.social @iwishiwasdead.bsky.social @rjank.bsky.social

HEY THERE my blue skis, it's a new episode of regression! youtu.be/dDLNg7oijMc?... check out what further shenanigans we @sophieapparently.bsky.social @rjank.bsky.social @emperorstove.bsky.social & @iwishiwasdead.bsky.social get up to. i'll give you a hint: someone's gonna try to summon themselves

HEY THERE my blue skis, i'm live with regression at twitch.tv/jessyjplays! i sure hope Jessy J Plays

the crew is back together for another season! @iwishiwasdead.bsky.social @sophieapparently.bsky.social @emperorstove.bsky.social and @rjank.bsky.social have joined me once again to destroy yet another pool of cards. everything will be normal i promise youtu.be/dt3EXoC0y3I?...

Catch me in the cuck chair bouncing on The Tricky

bounce on it Tricky style

would you uh, judge me if i... streamed master duel a bit? twitch.tv/jessyjplays

70% of the way there! the momentum is on our side, let's keep going

REGRESSION SEASON 3 FINALE AND FUNDRAISER www.youtube.com/watch?v=uoNN...

The thing about this is that it’s real

youtu.be/2tOzZ2Nqz6Q?... more reg

get ready for this latest episode of THE KRUNKER'S STRIKE REGRESSION SERIES www.youtube.com/watch?v=55gb...

the final regression season 3 stream will be taking place next Monday, April 28 at 8pmEST. We will be hosting a fundraiser for Mohamed Adwan, a law student in Gaza. our goal is 2k - and if we hit that goal, we will do one more season of regression! please donate if you can youtu.be/wZuaRZESwrA?...

regr www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oso...

this reminds me of the first time I ever came. buckle up, this is among the most unhinged jessyjplays lore

quite the opposite, those are the people you should listen to the most, because you need their votes to win. they should be offered policies they want to get them to the polls next time

it's very funny that people over the age of like 45 don't know how to make venmo transactions private so every time an evil person is hired by the government it takes some journalist all of 15 minutes to discover some extremely shady transactions

REG youtu.be/5BbNQLDJWZ8?...

youtu.be/mpTo8le_sj8?... "wow" you might reasonably wonder, "that Leghul featured prominently in the thumbnail doesn't appear in any of the decklists at the top of the video. is there some kind of mistake?" and i guess the only honest way to answer that is, yes, there were mistakes

the regression series continues to hobble forward into the future! this time, we out here fuckin manticores (i think) youtu.be/d_WsyET8nxo?...

why the FUCK did my dumbshit ancestors leave Ireland. fucking hell on earth

youtu.be/ICKikAn74wM?... you may be asking, "what would make Jess @sophieapparently.bsky.social @emperorstove.bsky.social @iwishiwasdead.bsky.social & @rjank.bsky.social release a more unhinged reg episode than the horse one". the answer is, apparently, 100 minutes of uninterrupted chain burn

the newest episode of regression is up! and folks, it is hard to describe what happened in this one. i blame @rjank.bsky.social youtu.be/KELoqwMd5Og?...

@iwishiwasdead.bsky.social saw fit to join me for a bit of Junior Format gaming! i sure hope he doesn't summon a 2004 yugioh movie promotional card on my ass youtu.be/aeOFvSO1R3I?...

i think crypto trading should be classified as gambling. there’s no way you can convince me this doesn’t have the same affects on peoples mental health as gambling addiction

NEW EPISODE OF JUNIOR TRIALS! This time I am joined by Leah, and we are tackling 2003 format - and doing kind of a good job i might add???? this was very enjoyable????????? www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkAs...

reminder that in addition to the flagrant transphobia, using only "women" in discussions of pregnancy erases the fact that minor children get pregnant. this is a priority for republicans because raping children and forcing them to give birth is something they think should be their privilege

One problem with the democratic social media presence is every post feels like it was scheduled via HootSuite 48 hours ago

americans: we miss wokeness. we miss pronouns. please give us new sexual orientations we beg of you donald trump:

it's time for a new episode of JUNIOR TRIALS! @sophieapparently.bsky.social & i close out 2002 format with a little discord tourney, plus I have one very specific ask youtu.be/g6P3UnHKrf8?...

I genuinely believe that the salute was a pulse check to see what they’ll be able to get away with, and the media seems to be letting them know it’s everything. Don’t let your craven non-confrontational nature allow you to ignore the obvious (hand) signs.

SO BEGINS THE JUNIOR TRIALS! Folks, the spiritual successor to @mbtyugioh.bsky.social and @rjank.bsky.social 's Junior Journey has arrived www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjqB...

youtu.be/RR4Zu5yLRA8?... my lawyer has advised me to clarify that everything i say about @iwishiwasdead.bsky.social in this video is biblically true

They used to say there was no such thing as gay kids. That it was a choice that could be beaten or tortured out of them through conversion therapy

Also have to say the use of “woke” as a pejorative by most non-Black people now shows the limit of the “it’s too academic” explanation. It didn’t spring from professors but common talk among Black people, language associated with disfavored groups gets tagged as ridiculous and dominant norms follow

I rlly want to emphasize that when I was 12 years old I made an alt account on an internet forum to help me win arguments, and that memory fills me with shame to this day 18 years later Which makes it WILD that the world's richest man, in his 50s, has used this tactic not once but *multiple times*

After nearly three decades, a Minnesota summer camp for kids with HIV/AIDS is closing and up for sale... because retroviral drugs are so effective that there aren't enough campers. Science works, y'all. www.startribune.com/closure-of-n...

There's a lot of bad in the world & relief can seem unobtainable, but tonight at least you can rest well knowing Elon Musk is really really really unhappy <3

God fucking dammit I need to watch this movie