look out for each other, alright? i ain't got anything more optimistic to say than that. this shit is happening because we (especially in my country, but i imagine elsewhere) were sold this idea of individualism to the point where we neglected community.

increasingly agree with the sentiment that he almost certainly has like, super cancer and isn't telling anyone & they're just trying to ram through as much awful shit as possible while they have him

For my newsletter this morning, I called for a ban on Grok after X, the child porn app formerly known as Twitter, started removing the clothes of women and girls in photos posted on the site. www.burnsnotice.com/grok-the-chi...

i am like this

are u, as a writer for one of the richest corporations in the history of the world, not a tiny bit embarrassed to be writing the fourth horrific onscreen death of Professor Charles Xavier in 20 years

y'know what, i have given bloo skee a great deal of shit, and furthermore i enjoy giving it shit & will continue to. but if there's one problem bluu skii definitively does not have, it's a heavily-pushed pedophile AI bot the owner refuses to take down because he's also a pedophile

whoa is that the FIRST jessyjplays stream of 2026? folks, time to solidify the regression season 5 cardpool twitch.tv/jessyjplays @emperorstove.bsky.social @iwishiwasdead.bsky.social @sophieapparently.bsky.social

Nihilism: i will never be as funny as Doug Zeeff Optimistic Nihilism: i will never be as funny as Doug Zeeff, and that means the pressure is off youtu.be/wByQ0A8NFh8?...

not one god damn person on this blue sky planet is madder than someone who sincerely uses "Apostate" as a term of scorn

this is definitely the most i've ever giggled editing a regression pack opening video. i think this is the start of perhaps our most normal season ever youtu.be/cpw7J4-Nnps?...

Soaking my lady balls in 89% isopropyl alcohol

this letterbox d list i made a year ago is so important to me. i really need to do these as a triple feature

me @sophieapparently.bsky.social & who else

a huge thank you to @emperorstove.bsky.social in setting up this REGRESSION JEOPARDY! boy oh boy do we get up to some silliness here youtu.be/TPjg4stVx5Q?...

Had a ton of fun playing Jeopardy with the Regression crew and raising over $400 more for people in Gaza! MASSIVE congrats to @rjank.bsky.social for a close victory after a well-played game! They're so cool and smart and hot!

Hey everyone, here's a real simple way to disable "Super Resolution" on your channels: • YouTube Studio • Settings • Channel • Advanced settings • Uncheck "Let YouTube enhance visual quality" • Uncheck "Let YouTube enhance audio quality"

welp

i am willing to accept any and all good-faith criticism of Zohran Mamdani, overall tho I'm looking forward to him winning bc the people rejecting the overwhelming casual racism of the ruling class is quite good on balance

NY Post reporter: Zohran Mamdani called me bro, but I am not his brother! Liar!

We're now at 777$ 😊as much as i'm tempted to tell people to stop at cool number, keep 'em coming folks

this may well be the final episode of regression - glad we remembered to make it good this time youtu.be/CJXyu_aO_84?...

folks, over the last 24 hours we've raised over $300 for the Regression Sameer Project fundraiser! We're now at $487. If we raise 2k before the deadline (which will be the midnight where October 31st becomes November 1st) we will do one more season of Regression docs.google.com/document/d/1...

Wow howdy blue skis, we sure have arrived at the last pre-finale episode of this season of Regression! What sort of stupid strategies will rise to the top of our remaining cardpool? www.youtube.com/watch?v=xO5q...

me in @sophieapparently.bsky.social 's twitch chat listening to discussions of breakfast cereal over a game of Kaizo Pokemon

hello my fellow blue skis! hello to all the benevolent, neverdonewrong CEOs of the internet! i apologize for disappearing a week with the regression series. turns out, i could not just do a teeny tiny quick move to a new city & just continually churn out content as normal. that being said...

do you think if @sophieapparently.bsky.social & i claim January 6 enough times that Trump will offer us a George Santos-style pardon

tonight i showed @sophieapparently.bsky.social the Daniel Radcliffe "coming round the mountain" clip for the first time & it's so important to me www.twitch.tv/sophieappare...

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Daughter of Robin Williams, Zelda Williams 💔

BANGER EP ALERT BANGER EP ALERT! come and see the latest Regression before our Bluesky overlords finish purging transgenders from the platform to make room for the TRULY oppressed in our society (Charlie Kirk fans and ChatGPT) www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ftns...

Greta Thunberg: "I could talk for a very, very long time about our mistreatment and abuses in our imprisonment. Trust me. But that is not the story. What happened here was Israel… continuing to worsen and escalate their genocide and mass destruction with genocidal intent, attempting to erase an...

If I didn't know better, I'd say the people running BlueSky don't actually believe in decentralized moderation

turns out the milquetoast normie liberal social media site is ALSO turning against trans people when it's convenient for them? i'm shocked i tell you

It's fascinating and revealing how many centrists think refusing to compromise on human rights to gain the support of bigots represents a "political purity test," yet also think that a bigot saying "I won't join you unless you accommodate my bigotry" does NOT represent a "political purity test."

torn on whether to watch that Ta-Nehisi Coates/Ezra Klein interview. on one hand, every opportunity to read/hear Coates feels like a precious gift, on the other 100% of the things I've learned about Ezra Klein's existence have been strictly against my will

i don't ever want to be a "things are not worse" guy, because they are worse, but also they are worse because people failed to notice how bad they were

I’m becoming more and more concerned that people at high levels of public discussion cannot identify the difference between a genuinely viral conversation vs a bunch of bots making noise.

folks, the time has come. i am LIVE at twitch.tv/jessyjplays with the season 4 finale of the Yu-Gi-Oh! Regression Series! join me and my cohosts as we dive into the worst cardpool i have ever built @sophieapparently.bsky.social @rjank.bsky.social @emperorstove.bsky.social @iwishiwasdead.bsky.social

Hades 2 Hades 2 Hades 2 Hades 2 Hades 2 Hades 2 Hades 2 Hades 2 Hades 2 Hades 2 Hades 2 Hades 2 Hades 2 Hades 2 Hades 2 Hades 2 Hades 2 Hades 2 Hades 2 Hades 2 Hades 2 Hades 2 Hades 2 Hades 2 Hades 2 Hades 2 Hades 2 Hades 2 Hades 2 Hades 2 Hades 2 Hades 2 Hades 2

what is COOKING my fellow blue skis, it's time for another episode of regression. Can anyone cut into @rjank.bsky.social devastating lead? can @sophieapparently.bsky.social remember events more than 15 minutes ago? will @iwishiwasdead.bsky.social eat shit? www.youtube.com/watch?v=_oh7...

What the fuck did i do???

Yo the context for Tricky in the Cuck Chair is finally here!! So what are you waiting for? It's time to...

what's up my fellow blue skis. Jess here with, uh, an episode of Regression that is Very Normal @iwishiwasdead.bsky.social @rjank.bsky.social @emperorstove.bsky.social @sophieapparently.bsky.social youtu.be/oY4u_5k-R90?...

trans people: i don't recommend freaking out every time some whackjob in a state legislature tries to make something about you illegal, state level politicians are explicitly introducing legislation that will not pass to win points with their wackjob constituents and terrorize you

WE'RE REGRESSING AGAIN! this week we'll get further insight on just how far @rjank.bsky.social's mandate of heaven extends. can myself @emperorstove.bsky.social @sophieapparently.bsky.social & @iwishiwasdead.bsky.social do anything to topple this baddie? youtu.be/Nfe8itocww4?...

HEY THERE my blue skis, it's a new episode of regression! youtu.be/IRlrkbCM2v0?... we got cats, captains, DADs and Dragons (of the CYBER variety!!!!!!) and the five of us only do good bits @sophieapparently.bsky.social @emperorstove.bsky.social @iwishiwasdead.bsky.social @rjank.bsky.social

HEY THERE my blue skis, it's a new episode of regression! youtu.be/dDLNg7oijMc?... check out what further shenanigans we @sophieapparently.bsky.social @rjank.bsky.social @emperorstove.bsky.social & @iwishiwasdead.bsky.social get up to. i'll give you a hint: someone's gonna try to summon themselves

HEY THERE my blue skis, i'm live with regression at twitch.tv/jessyjplays! i sure hope Jessy J Plays