To be fair Kirk is a Hobbit

Tariq Woolen to be new Bluesky CEO, per sources.

BREAKING NEWS: Donald "Art of the Deal" Trump settled the Ticketmaster-Live Nation antitrust case. If you love going to concerts, Trump's deal means you'll keep paying a "Ticketmaster Tax." And artists will keep getting bullied. It's time to break up Ticketmaster-Live Nation.

Also Mina Kimes who is responsible for roughly one million of the 40 million users of this website

ah ah ahemmm. Bear Bryant

getting serious replies to my Travis Kelce jokes so here are the facts of the case: has Kelce's play dropped off: yes is Kelce good enough to keep playing in the NFL: also yes should Kelce keep playing football after the world's wealthiest, most popular musician wrote a song about his penis: no

Nothing worse than arachnids that look like spiders

I'll add, that it feels like a bunch of people are jumping to conclusions like "see Nate, I told you the Middle East was unsafe." When an actuality the thing that is unsafe is the American government.

holy shit

love how we killed the old, frail anti-nuke ayatollah just to have him replaced with his young, healthy son who wants nukes and who just had his father, mother, wife, and child murdered on the same day by his mortal enemy. surely this will bring peace to the region

NO NO NO YOU DON’T GUYS LET ME PLEASE SPREAD THE GOSPEL OF FREE TAX USA federal is free, state is $16, handles even my chaotic freelancer taxes just fine, same step-by-step “designed for normies” kind of interface as TurboTax but NOT EVIL tell everyone you know www.freetaxusa.com

Agree. Only children are allowed obligatory and/or multiple samples. If you’re a grownup, you get one sample, and only in extraordinary circumstances. No sample for anyone when it’s really backed up. Blessed are those who hear the word and obey it.

And while we're at it Make up your goddamn mind like a fully formed adult capable of owning their choices You do not have to sample every variation of ube and brown bread in the whole freaking case IT IS LITERALLY ICE CREAM I PROMISE IT WILL BE GOOD

Darell Hernaiz walks it off for Team Puerto Rico and San Juan erupts. Every moment of this is amazing. The World Baseball Classic is something else.

Israel has killed tens of thousands of Palestinian women and girls in its genocidal war on Gaza. On International Women's Day, we look at the number of women and girls Israel killed in Gaza in 2025. #Infograph

📆 March 8, 2015 📍 Winthrop, Washington • #HotAirBalloons #Photography #PNW #Washington #Winthrop

They attacked the burn treatment center in Tehran before unleashing the fires of hell on the city. They are truly the epitome of all evil in this world x.com/UnboundedVoi...

Some of the Minor League promo team names are ok but sometimes they nail it. The Fargo Woodchippers.

Unfortunately...yes...

Tim Sheehy should be arrested.

This is the most unhinged set of pics you could possibly curate for Santa Fe

@theglutster.bsky.social visited Komal Molino to reveal what exactly makes a craft molino so different from a regular molino. 🌽 For our complete guide on the best tortillas in the city of masa, visit lataco.com. 🎥: Erwin Recinos

One of my coworkers, who is retiring at the end of the month, left work an hour early saying he didn’t want to lose an hour on the weekend so he was springing ahead now. Apparently he has been doing that for years.

TIL there is a real person in reality with the actual real name Trashelle

Someone over on Instagram saying that genAI is bad for art, but can still be used by artists who have trouble visualising their ideas. I had to reply.

Public opinion is not fixed. And it's the job of a campaign to move people.

“Alberto Gutierrez was taken by ICE agents on January 9 in Echo Park. According to the family, Gutierrez began to feel seriously ill last Friday, and his repeated requests for medical attention was denied. Gutierrez died around 1:00 am on February 27. He was the sole provider for his wife and son.”

Bane voice:

“I have usernames older than you.”. Holy shit

So I guess it was either World War III or drag queens reading books to our children.

Thank you @iliacalderon.bsky.social and @nmasunivision.bsky.social for highlighting our work at @lataco.bsky.social

There are mix engineers & there's Bob Power. The architect of the Low End Theory. Bass & Space. What a phenomenal legacy. Thank you Bob 🙏🏻🕊️

Turns out lawlessness is not a winning strategy. See you at Nuremberg 2.0

Good news!

Dear Fandom, This show was not good to begin with, and it was not about the episode order. Ps Everything Whedon ever made is a celebration of terrible acting, and filmed narrative storytelling is better off for his absence

Israel collects tens of billions in American subsidies, treats the trillion-dollar American military as its personal plaything, and contemptuously ignores U.N. resolutions to halt annexations of Palestinian land. In return, America gets its international reputation tarnished.

If WBC announcers will not refer a Grand Slam by Moon Bo-kyung as a Moon Shot what are we even doing

US Senators ARE NOT police. They do not have qualified immunity. They have zero authority to assault a protesting US Marine Corps Veteran. He broke the vets hand in a door, you can hear the bones crack. Call your Senators. 202-224-3121

Steve-O was on Joe Rogan's show trying to defend trans people and Rogan went off, he called trans people "fucking perverts" and "mass shooters" who have done the majority of school shootings. Completely unhinged bigotry paid for by your Spotify subscriptions.

Only Real Fans

Lemme update that first paragraph for you NY Times: Senator Tim Sheehy, Republican of Montana, BROKE THE ARM OF an antiwar protester from a Senate hearing on Wednesday in a physical struggle that was captured on video. www.nytimes.com/2026/03/05/u...

I will enjoy this witch-is-dead moment because I deserve nice things do not yuck my yum DING DONG BITCHES

while we're on the subject: there is no online echo chamber that is within an order of magnitude as politically, socially, and epistemic ally distorting as the average red state affluent suburb. there are masses that yearn for your ministry, reach out to them!

This was right below your post in my TL. bsky.app/profile/sand...

Monkey

Sorry I'm not more open-minded about LLMs, it's just some fucking maniacs shoveled out a bunch of useless bloatware featuring that technology, did not give me any chance to opt out, reorganized the entire economy around it, zeroed out gains made by green energy, and made it impossible to buy RAM

"a" furry

This is an avocado