Might as well go win the whole fuckin thing

this has got to be one of the funnier ways for the country to finally figure out who actually owns their local tv news stations

for every 100 likes I will increase the size of Homer's hat

Ruin a band with Supreme Court Justice The Roberts Cray Band

Never be caught without a corkscrew, ladies

done

Right-wing bosses at Sinclair Broadcasting have barred KOMO TV from showing "Jimmy Kimmel Live!" in Washington because they want to act as MAGA censors for Trump. Sign our petition to tell them to stop trying to silence us, and air the show: actionnetwork.org/petitions/te...

Illinois has built a strong economy and proven its fiscal responsibility, but Trump’s disastrous policies threaten to undo that progress. I’m taking executive action to mitigate the impact of Trump’s policies on our finances, maintain services, and preserve economic stability.

SHOCKED

Pritzker: "One of the reasons Trump wants to send troops into cities is bc he wants to be able to take control of the 2026 elections...if they've got troops in cities, & it becomes a kind of norm for people, then it won't be abnormal for them when they're going to vote having troops at ballot boxes"

Gonna just say, if it's this easy to protest against the monolith that is Disney. Then there is no excuse for people to be clinging to Harry Potter. Like, if the needle can be moved against Disney, people can make it move against JK Rowling. Stop the flow of money into her accounts,

HARDEST PHOTO OF 2025 JUST DROPPED

Fulfilling one of my boyhood dreams

the important thing (mac and cheese hack): 1 cup of water, 1 cup of milk, some butter, the cheese packet, and the box of mac and cheese in the pan all at once for a better, easier mac

Your polycule just became a terrorist organization

They got around all them chinos and racism and mussy was activated!

All the super straight, Christian, MAGA warriors broke down Grindr, the gay dating/sex app, yet again. The last time it broke down...the RNC in Wisconsin.

I've always enjoyed water fishing

To all who celebrate!!! Do you remember??? 🎶🎶 Earth Wind and Fire #September

Well see, Correa was cheated because no one banged the trash can to tell him what pitch was coming

Beating the Astros twice?

MY OH MY VICTOR ROBLES

I now understand why Mariners fans post every evening like they are dying of kidney stones

57 home runs for Big Dumper

Powerful, profound douchery

I have low standards for driver behavior, but even I wouldn't have guessed people would be so willing to drive their cars up on a sidewalk level bike lane, at full street speed, past pedestrians using the sidewalk as intended.

Appreciation skeet. That’s it. That’s the skeet, the prettiest swing a bat has ever had the pleasure of being swung.

Legislating from the bench, Classic Roberts

Maybe some Etsy witches can unfuck LA

I'm freaking out

BREAKING: To appease MAGA, Disney will be re-releasing Song of the South

Last week I went to one of the Home Depots in LA that had been the site of an ICE raid. There were more employees than customers.

Dutch late night TV has its take

They just tear-gassed us. They tried to run us over in a van holding a peaceful protester. They shot us with pepper balls. They dragged another protester into the facility.

moments ago, ice agents again came out of the broadview detention/“professing” facility to escort a silver suv out of the lot. one of the agents picked up and threw congressional candidate kat abughazaleh to the ground.

If you want an example of what dictators and their minions do to satirists, look to the great Syrian cartoonist Ali Ferzat. As the Bashar Assad regime started to crumble in 2011, Ferzat produced a series of a scathing cartoons. He was severely beaten by secret police thugs. They broke both hands.

The archived version is on @archive.org: web.archive.org/web/20250911...

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I just spoke to NYC Comptroller Brad Lander as he left police custody following his arrest at immigration court. Here’s what he said:

Luckily, Sinclair has a helpful database of all their stations, so you can see if they're operating in your area and respond accordingly. sbgi.net/tv-stations/

👀 Anyone have access to the KOMO in Seattle broadcast? Willing to watch the news w/commercials? Care to send me a list of commercial companies?

Dan feeling it!

LOST writer-producer Damon Lindelof says he won’t work with Disney unless Kimmel js reinstated. I’m hearing other talent weighing similar pledges.

When you're not talking about leading a march through a line of police dogs

When you're not going to get black-bagged for going to a protest en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mahmoud...

Less successful Prince song