The president of Cornell backed his car into a student and a recent grad after a campus debate on Israel-Palestine. Then he lied about what happened in an email claiming he'd been the victim of harassment. Then, magnificently, Cornell's student newspaper found a video of the incident

Happy 35th, Heir to the Empire

Happy "Hitler Killed Himself in a Bunker Day" to those who celebrate.

you just blasted your last baja

But enough about Star Wars Twitter! 🤡🤡🤡

Watching that and, holy shit, I’m crying

Gerry Conway has sadly passed away at the age of 73. He co-created the Punisher, Ben Reilly, Jackal, Man-Wolf and the first Ms. Marvel. He also wrote one of the most iconic comic book stories in history — “The Night Gwen Stacy Died”

Dear horny bots: I appreciate your interest, probably prompted by this post, but I’m taken.

at the “reading erotic comics for the adorable romance and tearing up” phase of my mental decay

LAWYER: The shooter shared your post: “Bugs Bunny is a two-pump chump. I’d show Lola how to smash ‘Animal Style!’” What did you mean by that? ME: That Bugs Bunny cums fast. LAWYER: He lacks sexual prowess? ME: Yes. LAWYER: Did you consider that posting something this inflammatory might be dangerous?

Search how cybertruck sales are doing. Nice little pick me up for anyone interested

Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)

Couldn’t tell you, but I read the STAR WARS novels all through the 90s and I can tell you the Trek books felt vastly more like on-screen Trek than the SW novels felt like the movies. I think the SW EU felt way more like hard sci-fi than the OT did.

75yo neocon columnist: This YouTuber Says Capitalism Is Not “On Fleek”, But Is He Mogging Democrats’ Midterm Chances? 38 year old fellow at the Institute for Ethical Euthenasia of the Homeless: this is the most important thing youll read this year. if youre not scared youre not paying attention

My continuity breakdown for the brand new The Mandalorian Visual Guide is complete! https://numidianprime.wordpress.com/2026/04/23/the-mandalorian-visual-guide-continuity-breakdown/

Fun how our standards on what’s funny and what’s HORRIFIC have changed!

It's illegal not to say "big stretch" after your pet does a big stretch. Sorry, I don't make the rules.

You are being lied to. And there's only one man who knows the truth. Jim Haggerty returns, only on InfoWars.

I've been thinking about it. And I think there might only be three types of narrative game 1. Explore the Psyche of Man 2. Stuff Already Happened, And Now You're Here 3. Lesbian Bartender

Hace 21 años España aprobó el Matrimonio Igualitario, en aquellas gradas estábamos celebrándolo, ya era inexorable. De ahí viajó al Senado y el 22 de junio el PP lo vetó, pero a su regreso en el Congreso el 30 de junio fue aprobado de forma definitiva. El 3 de julio entró en vigor #Memoria 🌈

From WEG’s Galaxy Guide 1 (the elusive 1st edition): they got the wrong Wedge!

Caroline Kingsbury - Kissing Someone Else (The Social @ Orlando)

Bershy - Radio (The Social @ Orlando)

Ideal relationship dynamic

Bershy - Radio (The Social @ Orlando)

I’m the modern Prometheus (an eagle eats my liver every night)

I've built a socioeconomic system that depends on everyone to do useful work and act ethically except the people at the top, who get unimaginable rewards for being antisocial frauds and criminals. And I think it will stand the test of time

I consistently repeat to folks that they do not in fact ever *succeed* on their own. Sometimes the assistance is visible, often it is submerged. None of the USian billionaires *succeeded* on their own. In fact, most of them continue to benefit from your money, labor, etc....

lmao come on dude

I don't recall any previous transformative technologies that had to be sold to the public so hard. No one in 1999 was going, "Guys. Cell phone? It's coming, whether we like it or not. I think it's important, FOR WOMEN ESPECIALLY, to learn about cell phone. So that we're not left behind!!"

breaching the door of kash patel's office with a lit cigarette and immediately being blown apart like sarah connor in terminator 2 on a backdraft of ignited knob creek

America is losing a talented researcher today. Rümeysa Öztürk, whose abduction by masked men prompted a search and her eventual release by ICE, has returned to Turkey. She wants to resume a career without "state-imposed violence and hostility." www.bostonglobe.com/2026/04/17/m...

Got in a little hometown jam So they put a rifle in my hand Send me off to a foreign land To go and eat the silver ham

If Bluesky is not working in your end: - lol owned - skill issue - sucks to suck - git gud

THE POWER FANTASY is the first comic I've read in a long time that genuinely takes my breath away. It feels the way comics felt when I was eighteen and anything was possible, when they were written by wizards and drawn by magicians, when my favorite story could be past the next page. It's real good.

At work? Zero: I’m not a dork *quickly but awkwardly hiding my 3D-printed “Ramiel attacking Tokyo-3” miniature*

30 years ago today, Principal Skinner purchased fast food to disguise as his own cooking at an unforgettable luncheon with Superintendent Chalmers. #TheSimpsons episode “22 Short Films About Springfield” first aired April 14, 1996.

this really is a significant blow to the global far right. Hungary under Orban was more than a financier and place to host events: it was a proof of concept

I suspect the Pope sounds "woke" to many Christian conservatives because the US is steeped in prosperity theology, where the point of worship is to deliver health and wealth to believers. Thus, "feed the hungry" and "show mercy for the poor" sounds needlessly political and "woke."

“The Pope is weak on crime” is some of the funniest shit I’ve ever heard.

Fandom is a disease

Let's feel good. This is the latest in a string of victories against fascism around the globe. I'm thinking of Koreans thwarting the autogolpe and convicting Yoon Suk Yeol, and Brazilians convicting Bolsonaro. And in the US, we are very well positioned for November midterms.

can't believe we're really getting the taxation of trade routes being in dispute *and* a blockade of deadly battleships

-I don't remember these tv shows/movies. #MetalGearSolid #ResidentEvil #Metroid #StarFox

Watching the latest @criticalrole.bsky.social episode and… I can’t be the only one who would read a whole series about Thjazi and Thimble’s roguish adventures,

guy who converted to Catholicism out of love for hierarchy and the ancient traditions of an institution that is famously in the world but not of it: ok Mr “pope” idk who the fuck you think you are but just war theory since Augustine has always allowed white phosphorous munitions

Don't miss your chance to read what critics are hailing as "the most recent Swan Boy arc" swanboy.com/comic/philly...

This is propaganda.