Will there be any mention of how pathetic it is for a club with Tottenham's resources to set up like this?

Bit of a free hit for Arsenal tomorrow after the results today. Nice for rivals to buckle first

Hopefully a series of two day tests bankrupts TNT sports though

At least England are the thoroughly unlikeable team in this Ashes, so the 5-0 won't be as annoying

Surely it's time to think about resting Archer, Wood and Carse so that they're in good shape for the next Ashes

Should be out based on the Jamie Smith decision

Any chance Australia want to produce a pitch you can play cricket on

What on earth is that decision

Hopefully England approach cricket the same as me. Eagerly play the first game of the summer, remember it's a terrible sport and fuck it off for a year.

Sorry I was late for work, I couldn’t stop watching that Foden pass

Nothing to see here except some proud, jingoistic Brits in Benidorm, clogging up a Spanish street to rant in English about, you guessed it, foreigners. Truly a miracle they’re immune to irony.

The Arsenal carrying England, is it? Mister Wenger has done it again.

Maybe Keir should demand the heads of major US news networks any time they imply Britain is on the brink of civil war or that we live under sharia law. Or does it not work both ways?

the right winger who was appointed to lead the BBC in the hope of appeasing right wingers has been driven out by right wingers for not appeasing right wingers enough and the BBC has the chance to do the funniest thing ever

Thought it was nice of Liverpool to not allow their set piece goal to stand. We know how they feel about them, so why would they want one to count, right?

Liverpool are as close to the bottom 3 as they are to the top of the league. Excuses.

These two sides are shit, we're winning it all

10 match ban for Haaland kicking a corner flag with a POPPY on

Spursy af

Actually scandalous refereeing in the women's game there. Look forward to the pgmol perverts trying to top it later

This is the fearless journalism Britannia deserves.

This Merino second half is giving Lacazette vibes

Put Trossard back down to his old salary for that imo

We are now using the opposition’s set pieces to score goals 😈

This is a proper performance so far

That should annoy all the right people again. Lovely stuff. First goal was huge to make them come out a bit.

Liverpool have invented being absolutely fucking wank.

Nothing brings me more pleasure than seeing an early season League Cup game given the correct amount of shrift. Arteta has finally arrived.

Rare one from me, but I want to send my love to Large Mikel for not being a three-handled cup pervert like his chief mentor.

That's a nonsense decision, Vicario is just weak as piss

Lost a lot of security in possession with Saliba and Saka off. Could be a long 20

Makes a difference when van dijk isn't allowed to referee games

Slot’s big shiny head might explode.

How that isn't a red for Salah, there's some madness coming up in this half

The woke football flags are so good. From the river to the key is incredible

Eight minutes 😂😂😂

A very good ebening

Our entire game plan being built around trying to get a shooting angle for our left back is certainly something

Goal ruled out for being too sexy, is it?

Those Maccabi Tel Aviv fans are cunts. Don’t overthink it. Just cunts.

If you are watching the Reform Party controlled Councils with their endless mishaps, resignations, fallouts, scandals, mismanagement and sheer comedic idiocy, but still thinking of making these clowns a national government, representing the UK on the global stage, you are literally insane.

“What’s the charge? Eating a seal?”

But what about all the waste they told us about? What about all the savings DOGE was going to find? What about the promises to cut council tax? It's almost as if they were just making shit up to fool people, like they did with Brexit.

Celebrity Traitors is SENSATIONAL television

Pray for the stats lads at Sky who are going to be tasked with finding something Florian Wirtz has been doing well since he arrived

Arne Slot antics on the touchline having impact on Liverpool. He and the players are overly emotional

Liverpool absolutely rattled

The decisions we don't get compared to the other 'big clubs', absolutely mind-blowingly blatant