Me everytime Arsenal are on the telly.

Reminder we won the double double, the treble, the league and ucl double all without 115 charges and the gdp of a human rights abusing state.

Bonnie Blue on why she calls her fanny Anfield...

Sorry darling, I'm busy tonight.

Eddie Howe and Jason Tindall giving Anthony Gordon a late fitness test. #ARSNEW

Spurs get their first Premier League win of 2026 😲 Scenes in Tottenham right now 🥳

Trust me to transfer in Roefs for my two blanking keepers 💀

Liam Rosenior: He came. He respected the ball. He aged men.

Chelsea have confirmed Liam Rosenior has departed. The spreadsheets remain. #OfficialStatementFC #LowBlockLivesMatter #EcosystemsAreForever

I can feel one of these brewing in my balls for Linkedin Liam....

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So not long found out that Liam junior Rosenior got sacked.... shame coz i liked the cut of his jib and the Premier League is a less entertaining place minus the Tony Robbins meets David Brent soundbites.

What weighs more: 20kg of Dominic Calvert-Lewin’s hair or 20kg of Antony spins?

Didn’t expect this to go viral on Bluesky of all places 😂

Best to not wear this colour trousers when on TV.

Not cutting my hair until Chelsea score a goal.

MOTM: The referee #YSB

3 minutes from glory and Crystal Palace get a penalty and Man United get a red card 💀 💀 1-1. Extra Time ⏳

Best to not wear this colour trousers when on TV.

Rarely say these words but.... "C'mon Chelsea!!!"

This was her as a child...

Anyone else having trouble uploading video or is it just my app glitching?

Not cutting my hair until Chelsea score a goal.

Big big mistake leaving so much Brighton on the bench 🤦🏽

Is it Boris Johnson?

Your dad at Frankie and Benny's when his tagliatelle is served al-dente.

“Short, back and Shepherd’s Pie please."

🚨 BREAKING: Chelsea confirm Cole Palmer missed the team bus ahead of tonight’s match after attempting to force open a clearly marked “PULL” door. Liam Rosenior is said to be preparing a post-Brighton leadership webinar on “Door Mechanics & Time Management.”

Peter Drury during a power cut.

Next season at Spurs: Lincoln players experiencing a hot shower at an away ground for the first time.

Very Nineteen Eighty-Four coded… redirect the anger, keep the system intact.

Has Declan Rice been studying Heisenberg tactics?

Journalist: "So Mikel how are you feeling this wee-" Arteta: "FIIIiRRRRE! I'M ON FIRE!!!"

🤣🤣🤣

Haaland and Gabriel waking up this morning 🥰 🫂 #MCFC #AFC

When Breaking Bad and The Office did a crossover

Haaland vs Gabriel 2024 🤕

No fuss. No drama. Safe. Steady. Composed.

United fans NEVER celebrate Man City winning a trophy - and they're not our biggest rivals either. But Cockney Reds like me who grew up with the Ferguson/ Wenger rivalry; who were outnumbered by Gooners 5:1 through school and big family events love to see Arsenal lose - it's just a London thing!

Enjoying the Arsenal capitulation? Never forget who uncorked the first Bottle this season 🍾

If Jadon Sancho had a regular job...

A proper game of football, this one, berween a team that should have wrapped up the title already and another which should have been demoted to League One a long time ago.

POV Arsenal fans right now: Knowing you're about to bottle another Premier League title - but Spurs are still getting relegated to the Championship 👶🏼😆😭 😆😭

Adebayor congratulating Pep at the final whistle is just rubbing salt into Arsenal fans' wounds

Well what a fantastic weekend of fitba that was 🤩

The FA PGMOL have decided to charge Casemiro with a 3 match ban.

Gabriel with some serious upskirting on Haaland. Red card offence imo. But he doesn't play for #mufc

Finally some #FPL captain points from the Viking Robot 😅

Now Gabriel with some very heavy petting on a non consensual Haaland. These Gooners are a bit rapey