Juan Mata reacting to Harry Maguire and Bruno Fernandes watching him on TV 🔥❤️

Thoughts are with Holly Wells, Jessica Chapman and their families today ❤️

😂😂😂

This aged like milk 😆

Just put my daughter to bed — she’s absolutely buzzing. Most of her mates support Spurs and she’s still catching grief after Bilbao. The hate is very real 😂

The Tottenham Hotspur stadium is resembling the Etihad tonight 😲😆 Anyway it's positive for my short term health that my Spurs supporting missus is watching Schitt's creek instead of following the latest score 😅

The hate I got after the Lacroix red card at Old Trafford was nuts 😂😂 Can Crystal Palace fans now acknowledge that the Micky Van de Ven challenge was a penalty even though the foul on Sarr started OUTSIDE the penalty box?! 😉

Adam Wharton spraying around through-balls like Paul Scholes 🔥🔥 This was the possession stat BEFORE the Van de Ven red card... I still can't believe we lost a European Final to Spursy Tottenham 😫😫😫

Hang on a second.... Does 'Tonali ❤️' mean "Toenail ❤️" in Italian 😉😆

Ffs man

Paul Scholes on Insta

Amorim couldn't beat 10 man Everton... Michael Carrick:

Newcastle deserve that

Newcastle deserve that

We finally found him 😲😅

I'd say United have lost all control - but we didn't have any to begin with.

United need halftime again

Who's playing with 10 men - Man United or Newcastle?!

Bruno assist Casemiro goal Standard Combo

Brainless defending against 10 men

Burn and Joelinton deserved red cards morethan Ramsey.

We need halftime. This is shit.

What's the deal with Casemiro's eye?!

Arsenal winning but it says their xG is 0.01...

Dorgu Rehab 💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽

"We knew they would slip up." Roy Keane

20 years but remember it like yesterday: January 1996 - Man United are 12 points behind league leaders Newcastle March 1996 - Eric Cantona scores the winning goal at St James' Park 👇🏼 May 1996 - Man United win the title by 4 points

Tim Sherwood: "I owe Sesko an APOLOGY. I went early [with the criticism]. Michael Carrick has all of a sudden put a battery charger in him." Me: "Fuck your apology Captain Bellend."

Good morning football fans ☕

Virgil Van Dijk vs Wolves

Arne Slot when he's sacked in the morning, £20m richer and no longer has to spend any more time in Liverpool 🕺🏼

Sky Sports: "You're sick if you're enjoying this Virgil Van Dijk downfall." Me:

Buzzing! Drop some Liverpool / Slot memes!

I'd like to think Liverpool lost because of this weird cultural appropriation... Seriously though, he lools like a 14 year old girl on holiday in Benidorm!

People* said I was mad for benching Virgil Van Dijk against bottom of the league Wolves 😉 *my barber and some guy I make small talk with at work

Absolutely nobody should be policing Wolves' celebrations tonight! 4 points for #MUFC vs Rob Edwards is good going knowing what we know now 😉😆🥳

Liverpool were lucky against Forest. Liverpool were lucky against West Ham. Wolves said, "Not Today"

Let's all laugh at Liverpool 🤣🐺 😆😂🤣🐺 😆😂🤣🐺 😆😂🤣🐺 😆😂🤣🐺 😆😂🤣🐺 😆😂🤣🐺 😆😂🤣🐺 😆😂🤣🐺 😆😂🤣🐺 😆😂🤣🐺 😆😂🤣🐺😆😂🤣🐺 😆😂🤣🐺 😆😂🤣🐺 😆😂🤣🐺 😆😂🤣🐺 😆😂🤣🐺 😆😂🤣🐺 😆😂🤣🐺 😆😂🤣🐺 😆😂🤣🐺 😆😂🤣🐺 😆😂🤣🐺😆😂😅🐺

Post a picture you took (no description) to bring some zen to the timeline.

One of the best stand up comedy jokes I've heard recently 😆😆😆

Noussair Mazraoui shithousery to a shirt reseller... Comedy Gold 😂😂😂

Some serious tears regarding the Crystal Palace red card and penalty at Old Trafford... funny and weird because I don't remember the same energy when Casemiro got sent off for giving Will Hughes a cuddle 🧸

Seeing Oliver Glasner at Old Trafford yesterday reminded me of a young John Digweed... I'm sure @mancversusfood.bsky.social will concur 😉🤣

Big H is a G

😭😭😭

24 Dec 2025: Man United were 7th, 10 points behind 3rd-placed Villa. 11 games later: 25 points from 33, the most in the PL in that period, and now above Villa in 3rd. From chasing to overtaking. Massive turnaround. #UTFR

Dean Henderson is a moody melt. Pass it on.

Mediocre performance overall, even with the man advantage overall but 3 points and 3rd in the Table is all that matters right now.... Over to Arsenal to beat Chelsea 🤞🏼 #MUNCRY

Dalot should be forced to pay Heaven's yellow card fine. Absolute liability.

I'm loving banking these Sesko Clubcard points in 2026 #MUFC