Trust me to transfer in Roefs for my two blanking keepers 💀

Liam Rosenior: He came. He respected the ball. He aged men.

Chelsea have confirmed Liam Rosenior has departed. The spreadsheets remain. #OfficialStatementFC #LowBlockLivesMatter #EcosystemsAreForever

I can feel one of these brewing in my balls for Linkedin Liam....

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So not long found out that Liam junior Rosenior got sacked.... shame coz i liked the cut of his jib and the Premier League is a less entertaining place minus the Tony Robbins meets David Brent soundbites.

What weighs more: 20kg of Dominic Calvert-Lewin’s hair or 20kg of Antony spins?

Didn’t expect this to go viral on Bluesky of all places 😂

Best to not wear this colour trousers when on TV.

Not cutting my hair until Chelsea score a goal.

MOTM: The referee #YSB

3 minutes from glory and Crystal Palace get a penalty and Man United get a red card 💀 💀 1-1. Extra Time ⏳

Best to not wear this colour trousers when on TV.

Rarely say these words but.... "C'mon Chelsea!!!"

This was her as a child...

Anyone else having trouble uploading video or is it just my app glitching?

Not cutting my hair until Chelsea score a goal.

Big big mistake leaving so much Brighton on the bench 🤦🏽

Is it Boris Johnson?

Your dad at Frankie and Benny's when his tagliatelle is served al-dente.

“Short, back and Shepherd’s Pie please."

🚨 BREAKING: Chelsea confirm Cole Palmer missed the team bus ahead of tonight’s match after attempting to force open a clearly marked “PULL” door. Liam Rosenior is said to be preparing a post-Brighton leadership webinar on “Door Mechanics & Time Management.”

Peter Drury during a power cut.

Next season at Spurs: Lincoln players experiencing a hot shower at an away ground for the first time.

Very Nineteen Eighty-Four coded… redirect the anger, keep the system intact.

Has Declan Rice been studying Heisenberg tactics?

Journalist: "So Mikel how are you feeling this wee-" Arteta: "FIIIiRRRRE! I'M ON FIRE!!!"

🤣🤣🤣

Haaland and Gabriel waking up this morning 🥰 🫂 #MCFC #AFC

When Breaking Bad and The Office did a crossover

Haaland vs Gabriel 2024 🤕

No fuss. No drama. Safe. Steady. Composed.

United fans NEVER celebrate Man City winning a trophy - and they're not our biggest rivals either. But Cockney Reds like me who grew up with the Ferguson/ Wenger rivalry; who were outnumbered by Gooners 5:1 through school and big family events love to see Arsenal lose - it's just a London thing!

Enjoying the Arsenal capitulation? Never forget who uncorked the first Bottle this season 🍾

If Jadon Sancho had a regular job...

A proper game of football, this one, berween a team that should have wrapped up the title already and another which should have been demoted to League One a long time ago.

POV Arsenal fans right now: Knowing you're about to bottle another Premier League title - but Spurs are still getting relegated to the Championship 👶🏼😆😭 😆😭

Adebayor congratulating Pep at the final whistle is just rubbing salt into Arsenal fans' wounds

Well what a fantastic weekend of fitba that was 🤩

The FA PGMOL have decided to charge Casemiro with a 3 match ban.

Gabriel with some serious upskirting on Haaland. Red card offence imo. But he doesn't play for #mufc

Finally some #FPL captain points from the Viking Robot 😅

Now Gabriel with some very heavy petting on a non consensual Haaland. These Gooners are a bit rapey

Was Hincapie asking Semenyo out on a date as they ran out of the box together?

Golden chance for the Gooners. That was the Title wrapped up!

Gabriel is one of the biggest crybabies in the Premier League. Gets away with far too much.

I've always said that Donnarumma isn't really a Guardiola goalkeeper. Got very poor footwork

Enzo Maresca right now

The weekend just went from bad to worse for Chelsea.

Morgan Gibbs-White singlehandedly carrying Nottingham Forest 🐫 😥