Porn star Bonnie Blue has came out in support of Reform "there are too many people here" she said, presumably referring to the amount of people in her minge.

I hope all are safer around union/gordon street, fucking vape shops man. That will cause chaos for travel especially coming in from the south side. Can see people having to ditch the bus and walk the last mile into the city centre. Plan for the worst case scenario. #glasgow

Annabel Denham is the type who cheerleads the apocalypse but is then left outside the bunker crying because no-one wants to be anywhere near her. Tony Blair is the type who cheerleads the apocalypse from the bunker, counting his money, which will be made meaningless the second the bunker is sealed.

Have things always been this shit or are we doomed just to live in such awful times? We have nothing. No community, no money, no hope and people more interested in instagram than the disintegration of humanity. Bad things always happen but there were rays of light and now there are none. It's grim.

Incredible win for Scotland with the arse falling out of it in the end. Record against Ireland in the last 10 years has been abysmal need to go to Dublin to something special and hope England can upset the odds against France. #asone

The problem with the US fundamental christianity ideology is that it believes in "the end times" a shower of bollocks but they seem hell bent on manufacturing it so as the world burns because of their religious extremism take comfort in watching and laughing as they fail to be "raptured"

Oh my days Scotland has Gregor Townsed been drinking....not...being....shite juice?

According to AI i am a 7.2/10 with a 7.5/10 of "perceived intelligence"....which means you know it's bollocks because i look stupid ALL the time @missmeek.bsky.social

SNL is complete toss nowadays, Kate McKinnon was alright but she's off doing terrible movies now. A large part of the problem was not only a massive misunderstanding of tourettes but sheer classism. "Influencers" who have literally no idea of how the world works outside their bubble.

There have been numerous attempts in britain to do an snl type show over the years and all have failed. Snl uk will be a disaster another slide into the americanisation of our country. Why not give that money to comedy writers to create, y'know, something new?

I don't get why Glasner is second favourite (favourite in some bookies) for the United job. Good manager but three at the back merchant it's proven not to work at our club. We need a LB,CB,RB at least 2 new midfielders, a left winger and a striker in the summer, it's a massive job 1/2 #mufc

Poetry Corner, enjoy. #poetry #poems #fullbodyshavesarethebest

We have such a wafer thing squad and every season there are about 9 permanent sick notes. Whatever happens this summer we can't be relying on bringing fucking Malacia off the bench nor the fitness of Mount and Martinez and Shaw when he decides it's time for his next period of time off. #mufc

Pathetic display but if Malacia, Zirkzee and Ugarte are playing for the club in 2026 we've no chance. Why was Casemiro taken off? Why was Dalot brought on? Abysmal decisions from Carrick and probably the reason he won't be the permanent manager #mufc

5 minutes added on??? that is a fucking joke #mufc

These will have a parade after this, they paraded the league cup ffs, has to be 15 minutes added on for the time wasting

Geordie Arabia should have 4 players sent off, shocking refereeing display.... CASSSS take that you Geordie scum #mufc

Straight red for me Dan Burn should be off, Paul Tierney at it again

Dalot dropped, tough away game at Geordie Arabia. Try not to get beheaded lads. #mufc

Valeria Golina and Tia Carrere 1990s celebrities i rather fancied the arse off of

Badenoch talking about buying oil from Norway, interesting Norway have a swf worth over a trillion, we let almost half the profits of north sea oil go to foreign companies and the rest get's invested in south east england. Thatcher took generational wealth and fucking gave it away.

Can't stand Starmer but Badenoch is just a clown. We're a small nation trying to act billy big bollocks on the world stage we should be investing MORE in welfare and less on defence. And if she wants a war she can go and fight with they yanks the stupid bint.

I hate how in Britain "member of staff" has been replaced by "staffer" yet another hellish descent into the 51st state. What the fuck is this the west wing?

Watched Saipan and I remember arguing with people at the time who were calling Roy Keane everything under the sun, i'm not irish fwiw, anyway if that movie is 50% accurate a lot of people owe Roy Keane an apology. Movie was funny though.

They basically dunno what it is, it's a type of growth in a part of me brain they can't do a biopsy on, so back for more scans over the next two months and back to limbo. Just wish i knew what i was up against.

Wish me luck, tomorrow I finally figure out with is wrong with me. Signal changes in my brain indicate i have a tumour but i've no idea if it's benign or will need treatment. If it does need treatment I'm going to attack the bastard with a baseball bat.

Get in!!! right back and left back need to be added to replacing casemiro in the summer but we're up to third and after the dirge of amorim who would have thought that? #mufc

First class as always from our fans #mufc

I Maguire 40 yarder would be nice to finish off these eternal wankers #mufc

BIG BEN CHESSCLUB #mufc

Lethargic this, lazy passes, no urgency, piss poor decision making #mufc

bollocks

if Celtic and Motherwell win their games in hand it's a fatal 4 way for the scottish rag and bone title, when did that last happen? Anyway moving on COME ON UNITED!!!!

Well....I did say he was saving this....never said anything that it wouldn't be twatted in on the rebound.

Keepers saving this #oldfirm

That's apparently where irish criminal Daniel Kinahan lives and since he is wanted by the Irish, UK and US governments who are all friendly with the UAE why don't they, y'know, arrest him?

Oil can buy you so much though. And the day it runs out you'll see government's grow a backbone but until then Dubai will be the playground of criminals and the instagram crowd whilst the government uses slave labour, criminalises homosexuality and treat woman like they are sub-human.

No-one's going to defend the Iranian regime but as always whatever the aftermath of this is a few things are certain. Arms companies make money, innocent people die, racism will get even more visceral and western government's make us all a target for terrorist retaliation. The richest win, again.

Keir Starmer has proven time and time again he cares only about his career and doesn't give a flying shite about the country so he has to resign but the warped weirdos set to replace him aren't much better.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3DV... 😂😂😂

That lardy Henry Hill guy (not the gangster, the gangster had ethics) moaning about Corbyn when NO-ONE was talking about him. The Green Party won the by-election. Rent free.

It's so disturbing the modern Labour Party would rather see the far-right win than anyone remotely left of centre. From Blair to Starmer via Mandelson and McSweeney they destroyed the party of Clement Attlee.

I just remembered if, and it is a big if, Starmer is in place for the Scottish elections, Anas Sarwar will have to stand side by side with him and campaign. It's like Tony Blair doing pr for Dr David Kelly.

Well it was a good night folks we stayed up well past our bed times even though we are adults, to see Hannah Spencer become an MP, it was better than watching Heat with De Niro and Pacino. Have a good night, well morning, and thanks for making me smile.

Zahawi is calling Hannah Spencer "sectarian" on sky news firstly that's slander, secondly she's a mancunian sectarianism is rangers vs celtic shirley? chancellor for less time than a fucking lettuce and they give this cunt a platform to spew shite, absolute arse gravy

😂😂 fuck you matt goodwin you miserable twat

Introducing Hannah Spencer MP 💚