😂😂😂 I genuinely think Prince Charles trip to the US might end up being one of the funniest things to ever happen.

Reminder we won the double double, the treble, the league and ucl double all without 115 charges and the gdp of a human rights abusing state.

The berties into a 4th fa cup final in a row and every year they have had incredibly favourable draws against shite like Exeter and Liverpool.

Lesion in my head is "grossly unchanged" knew i didn't hear that doctor properly...fucking result!!!

I made a bold prediction, Arsenal will not win a game again this season and that starts tonight with their game against Geordie Arabia.

I noticed this in the Hulk Hogan netflix doco, Trump supporting celebrities know there is something fundamentally wrong with supporting that man, they know it's going to lose them a whole load of fans and they come up with nonsense to justify it. Just say your racist and be done with it.

One massive take from people's thought on Trump's illegal and mega stupid war on Iran is that people don't know how to call petrol, petrol. It's fucking petrol not "gas" act accordingly.

Imagine one of your main policies was Reform's "put a flag in every school" what difference will that make? "Miss what's 5 times 5?" "I'll not tell you again Charlie refer to the bloody flag!" just a mini america this hell hole.

New Michael Jackson movie is a crossover with the life of Jimmy Savile it's called SuperNonce vs MegaPaedo.

Does the new Michael Jackson delve into the fact he was a massive paedophile or does it whitewash that as much as he did to his own face?

😂😂 Werner Herzog in the fourth episode talking about Hulk Hogan in the way only Herzog can is incredible television.

Resolution a voucher for a free pizza (ugh) and the voucher didn't work anyway when i tried to check it. Shambles, stick to being wind up merchants on social media and stop making pizza.

A couple of episodes into the Hogan Netflix documentary. Take most of it with a pinch of salt because Hulk Hogan was a notorious bullshitter. Seeing president idiot wasn't fun, Hogan's wife was a bit of a deranged slut. Drugs Drugs and more Drugs. Ronald Reagan was a cunt also.

So the rape in Epsom never happened, the far-right rioted just because they wanted to, no-one's been arrested because the police are too shite scared to do anything in Farage's Britain and a home for vulnerable adults got egged...why? I hate this country.

That last episode of The Boys totally rips off the despair squid episode of Red Dwarf and the Fast Show where everyone ignores Annabelle Weir and then passes of her ideas as theirs.

So back to planning my funeral after today's shitty news. Everyone has to wear red (United red) and get piss arse drunk and I refuse to have a qualified religious charlatan spouting bollocks about me so at the service call me a cunt and go have a party. I'm going on the piss with Georgie Best.

Been a slight growth of the thing inside me head. Another (fucking ANOTHER) MRI due in 8 weeks and i'm now being papped off to the neurosurgeons....sigh and bollocks.

I see that twat faced gremlin Jason Cundy's been to Turkey to get his pubic wig 😂😂😂

There's a guy on a Tuesday at 9pm standing outside his front door with his shitty music blaring with a bottle of buckie in hand screaming "alright big man" at me....the nerve

www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHVA... I dunno if it's Pons just singing eye of the tiger or keep's going to the "RISING UP" bit but this is heroic, #mufc

As a bald man I have to say most blokes are committing crimes against hair with the current do's. I don't know why mullet's are popular again, god knows why the hitler youth buzzcut is in and those weird Stephen Hendry from 1991 mops are a disgrace frankly.

The fucking difference between how Hoyle addressed 30p Lee and Zarah Sultana is palpable.

Zarah Sultana: That guy lying over their is a liar. Lindsey Hoyle: Get out of my house! we shall not have thus thy thusness of language here. Sooner these outdated tenets of our parliamentary discourse are binned the better.

Round of applause for CM Punk slapping that morons phone to the ground. A candid moment and these interfering bastards have to film everything. It's this attitude that has morons documenting and uploading people having breakdowns onto youtube for their own perverse gratification.

Got a Dominos on Friday it took forever to arrive the pizza was freezing and items were missing so I complain about it. They get back to me TODAY asking me to screenshot and show them the offending Pizza as if I keep that around for a few days just in case they bother to get back to me, idiots. 1/2

Absolute classic Punk vs Reigns threw everything at it, told an incredible story MOTY and it's not even close. WrestleMania Night 2 a vast improvement on night one #wrestlemania

Finn Balor's that awkward guy in the pub whose just far old to be behaving like that. #wrestlemania

"Declan Rice wins you title"-Gary Neville. The most overrated english player since Stevie Me is what Rice is and he looks like a chicken that is being plucked.

How do you bottle a one horse race 3 out of 5 seasons? Guardiola's legacy being built on flagrant cheating and arsenal's bumhole caving in, meanwhile Arteta's legacy is always being the bridesmaid.

During Trump's second term any time someone from the US tells you "they used to be a nation of morals" remind them they harboured and employed German and Japanese war criminals who experimented on humans in places like Dachau or Unit 731, remind them of their "morality".

Dunno what's worse Donnarumma the player or his comb over.

"clutch games" oh fuck off Peter Drury who not just get the helmets and the mini rugby ball and call it american handegg, fucking infuriating

That's why the merseyside derby is the worst derby in the league, it's so one sided who didn't see that coming?

Quickfire Wrestlemania Night 1 review so you don't have to deal with the idiots at bleacher report. 1. Usos/Knight vs Wankers was meh 2. Jacob Fatu vs Mcintoid was excellent, good entrance Jacob 3. Didn't watch the womens tag, sorry not sorry 1/3

Wrestlemania really is like american handegg's Superbowel. One giant advert with occasional incidental action.

Liv Morgan looks like she's been on a 2 week bender, get some sleep after this love ffs #wrestlemania

There are about 1 million videos by youtuber twats moaning about modern blockbuster movies (most of which are for children) "not as good as they used to be" "too woke" and all that shite but your in your 40s of course they aren't the same, congrats you've finally outgrown Star Wars 1/2

There is a happy medium between wwe's shortish matches broken up by ages of advertising and aew's 72 hour matches booked for dave meltzer and 45 year old virgins swimming in moxley's talentless blood. The first one to figure that out will win. #wrestlemania

The one great thing about wwf/e ppvs/ples is that they were an advert free zone. So you didn't have to deal with america's mental capitalism and having 4055055605 adverts in a 2 hours show...now it's bloody relentless at Wrestlemania, awful.

Mazraoui and Ayden Heaven tonight. #mufc

Yasssssssss take that you chav cunts, hope you man-age the journey home to moscow you blue twats #mufc

CUNNNHHHAAAAAAAAA

come on united #mufc

www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLY5... Hans Zimmer keeps topping himself TDK trilogy and now this in the Dune Trilogy, jesus christ if the music makes you want to see a film before you've seen the images your onto a winner.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfEo... 30 fucking years ago, time really does fly

Die Hard on telly and yes it is an xmas movie but it's also a comedy classic

or when goalies never used to wear gloves, or when the back pass rule was still in effect

You know your old when you remember when football teams got 2 points for a win instead of 3.

I hope the pictures of my 25 and a half inch penis haven't been distributed.

Well congratulations to Coventry a long time away from the Premier League. I don't know how the media will find a way to credit Pep Guardiola for this achievement but they will.