"oh, gill, you know your onions" yes it's partridge re-watch for the billionth (rough estimate) time.

A Knight Of The Seven Kingdoms is bloody toss. This is what that old twat has been wasting his time on instead of finishing the main series? It's like Dumb and Dumber in westeros is dumb and dumber was shit.

I watched a little bit of american handegg last night the Houston Texas people vs the new england traitors, it takes too long and sometimes they put the clock back, that is madness. The ball is hardly ever kicked how is that "football" the atmosphere is toss, way too many adverts, shite

"I'll be back" Dennis Hopper-Police Squad Quote an actor in the wrong film.

Two things 1. Why would there be a financial collapse if aliens are found out to have existed? Scientists are sure it's fairly likely their is some kind of life out there 2. Why in the fuck do the yanks hold this uber secret then? 😂😂 is it just like the movies they always land in Alabama?

Fucking orange mentalist wants to star world war three because he didn't get a nobel peace prize. He's not used to not getting his own way this is why electing fucking businessmen is utterly psychotic.

Starmer just has no balls. And why is no-one asking or stating the obvious in a situation like this we are remarkably weak being outside the EU. He talked about economic ties to the us well WHAT ABOUT THE LARGEST TRADING BLOC ON EARTH YOU WET WIPE?

Ugh, Prime Minister wet wipe should e threatening to hammer the US, it's the only language a bully understands.

www.youtube.com/shorts/1UEUc... Literally taking the piss out of one of our players actively contributing to a toxic environment. Great careers, club legends but absolutely bang out of order and it's all for money. It's akin to that golddigger cunt making money off our misery.

The ref in afcon final went full Michael Oliver refereeing his Abu Dhabi paymasters game. Utter corruption.

28 years later bone temple was absolutely fucking brilliant, bring on the third movie

Dear lord they are making a sequel (or prequel? maybe) to fucking Heat. Your not going to top this movie it's a fucking classic....leave it alone.

I'm not sure the Ant and Dec thing is really that bad, just a misguided decision. What's morally repugnant is those two gurning like the absolute weapons they are whilst getting comped tickets in the posh seats from Geordie Arabia. Maybe I'm a celebrity is going to Riyadh...

Looking at the Premier League's graphic, which doesn't match up to the actual play, Mount's goal should have stood. Another angle shows Cunha is a bit off but the ball has already left Mainoo's foot and this is the image they used, disgraceful from var just looking to rule out goals #mufc

Putting Tony Blair on a board of peace is like putting John Wayne Gacy alone in a room with a 19 year old guy and a bath tub.

We should absolutely hammer american business' with sanctions it's the only way to get that fat orange twat to listen. Also this is coming from Putin, Putin wants NATO disbanded do these yanks really think that fat orange gimp is in control?

Who are these fannies who would rather stand in a fucking box on the telly than actually watching the game? #mufc

Ratings vs the Cheats: Lammens 7-Never troubled. Dalot-6 Recovered from a poor start. Maguire-8 Imperious Martinez-9 Pocketed the snow yeti Shaw 8- Brilliant Mainoo-8 redemption arc begind Casemiro-9 bossed the midfield Bruno-9 immense Diallo-9 top class as always 1/2

we'll take a 2-0 over the cheats, what a performance lads fucking tree-mendous #mufc

i'd love to see the lines drawn for that, never looked offside #mufc

MASEEXXUALLLL INTERCOURSE 3-0 YOU DIRTY CHEATING BASTARDS UNITED UNITED UNITED UNITED #mufc

nordic snow yeti subbed by the cheats, the game has gotten less pug ugly #mufc

DORGUUUUUUUUUU FUCKING WELL DESERVED THAT LAD HAS BEEN BRILLIANT #MUFC

whose the knobhead wearing a half and half scarf? remove him from the premises immediately #mufc

YESSSSSSSSSSS CLASSIC UNITED COUNTER ATTACK BRYANNNNNSEXXXXXX #MUFC

Dalot....fuck sake

Taylor let that go through two bits of play then pulled it back, corrupt or incompetent or both #mufc

The idea that this team can play with pace, power and on the counter with creativity and all that without an actual left winger because the club sold them all, to go back to a three at the back merchant at the end of the season would be ridiculous #mufc

Been by far the better team, i like this playing with width who would have thought that could cause teams problems except for everyone? I bet the "benefit of the doubt should go to the attacked" mob on var are keeping their mouths firmly shut today #mufc

I've taken to calling dalot Diogo Dalidiot, it's not the best but neither is he #mufc

Because he didn't send off Dalot taylore has decided we get fuck all the rest of the match, that challenge on dorgu the most obvious free kick since i drop kicked a lad in high school

oh fuck off dalot, one idiotic challenge, a stupid offside and now that, guy is a shambles what on earth are consecutive managers seeing in him? #mufc

www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPtW... At it again "jobs for the boys rant" after his daughter flogs her fucking business on stick to football, I understand standards but i've never seen a player from an ex-club go after them like roy has united, not even shearer when newcastle was a shitshow #mufc

www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1Xp... stuck into these cheating bastards, come on united #mufc

Simon Stone absolute shitstirring in Carrick's press conference, done well to shut that clown down

Glasner now odds on favourite for the job in the summer. Honestly insanely underwhelming. Feels like another "project" manager if it happens, subservient to the clown show that is Wilcox and Berrada. 3 at the back merchant as well, ugh #mufc

The berties continuing to spend mega bucks despite the 130 charges. Absolute farce. Also Pep clearly a checkbook manager if anyone wants to disagree just look at his spending, he has decent youngsters there and has no intent on developing them.

So ugly the midwife put "will be in a mediocre indie band with a penchant for ripping off those more talented" on the birth certificates

Found this on redcafe, honestly....the fucking truth even if it is from someone who still uses twatter #mufc

Players really shouldn't be affected by pundits but all i can say for Gary Neville, Roy Keane, Nicky Butt, Paul Scholes etc is they are not helping. And not one of them dug out Jason Wilcox over this debacle, the protection your afforded for being english. And btw Gary the manager having to 1/2

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_DU... 😂😂 10 iconic minutes of telly, blanche hunt was brilliant

A wee poem I wrote #poetry #poems #poem #hashtagsgetonmenerves

Racist bastard about to be platformed on the bbc and sky, to paraphrase Bill Rawls the longer the media platform this toad faced bigot the worse the payback will be from us the people.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=vY9g... Two days, stuck into these cheating bertie bastards United!!! #mufc

So Reform are basically the tories but more open about their racism....and that's what the electorate want is it? 14 years of fucking failure, 10s of thousands dead, even the queen convinced herself to die after taking one look at liz truss and these are who you want in charge? get fucked

www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLx2... So Raynor Winn, Sally Walker, lied her arse off and is apparently also a criminal and instead of going to jail or losing the money she gets to be rich. As a comment said this truly is the golden age of grfiting.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=HqyS... "pahhhkaahhchoombaaaa" 😂😂 christ on a bendybus that tickled my under carriage

I'm not sure about Jason Wilcox' "brexit means brexit" coaching line-up. The sooner he, ineos and the glazers are fucked off the better. #mufc