Finally arrived in beautiful Indianapolis, Indiana! You can see the Soldiers & Sailors monument from all over :)

Christmas is a breakfast holiday. Make every over the top breakfast treat possible, feast at 10 AM, snack on cold cinnamon rolls and sausage links as needed throughout the day.

PROUD to announce that my application to be Lead on the mayor’s Arts and Culture Subcommittee on Drawing the Human Ass in a Cartoon Style has been REJECTED

Democracy dies in dampness

This is def a phenomena happening all over. I work in an extremely niche white collar field, started as an intern and worked up to seniormost non mgmt position on my team (now trying to change fields). Was an extremely common track at my employer and competitor for years, we all came from hourly 1/

Lowered "tar" lol

Saying this but to a computer

Count your blessings. @theonion.com

In a dangerous new trend, young Wizard of Oz fans are “Buddy Ebsening” - coating their bodies in toxic aluminum dust to get high

MTG is resigning from Congress because she has agreed to be my business partner in a cart selling the world's first alcoholic hot dogs

Nothing to do with nothing, but if you're into weird horror check out Whiskey and the Weird. Weird horror book club sorta thing, hosts are great, banter's great, they use the British Library Weird Horror books to structure their selections BUT many of the stories covered are public domain (so, free)

The 7k retweets on the op really driving home how few people have read the Bible. This doesn't even remotely read like a Bible verse, it's the equivalent of posting that Charles Dickens said "Oliver Twist knows hoops". The gospels aren't that long, just read the damned things!

Car Size xkcd.com/3167/

Yeah I support LGBTQ Light rail Going from Brooklyn To Queens

HUGE FIRST BSKY POST

yeah this is with leadership’s blessing and you’ll never convince me otherwise. the whip is a yes, the rest of the yes’s are retiring or 4-6 years out from a primary, this is trash.

i don’t think the main problem with the american church is “too many of them refuse to be scammed by a lady who is obviously lying.”

The "service" includes settings for hiding certain types of content, warning you that the skeet contains such content before you see it, or simply turning off the filter. If you've never been here before, you'll find things like "rude" or "threats" are set to "Hide".

To quote @helldude.bsky.social "if the judge starts quoting poetry at the beginning of an opinion, you're fucked."

the poem ozymandias by shelley (male one). an exhortation to "dream big." but keep your feet on the ground

Normal people are just sick to fucking death of the cruelty and meanness

one year and everyone is so sick of your boy that Virginia is starting to look like Massachusetts and a democratic socialist won a million votes in NYC, get fucked

Thank you for your participation in this experiment by the Harvard Political Science department. The study has now completed successfully, with a positive result in finding the maximum amount of losing that is possible for new york to inflict on Cuomo

I'm happy that Mamdani won. But I won't let that get in the way of my celebrating Cuomo losing.

the coming democratic backlash will see austin's comedy mothership burned to the ground. tony hinchcliffe will be made to do land acknowledgements before state-mandated punching up

I can’t believe we’re back to medieval level conflicts like “local authorities deny catholic prisoners the Eucharist, bishop arrives, Papal sanction may follow”

i regret to say that i have to support this ugly tie photo via @jccoltin.bsky.social

ANUBIS: (presses button with paw) [guilty] OSIRIS: im sorry he does this when he's hungry ANUBIS: (button) [guilty] [bad] [food] OSIRIS: you already ate ANUBIS: (button) [bad] [bad] [bad] OSIRIS: he's right though we weighed your heart against the feather and its not looking good

congratulations to the Dodgers, who are originally from Brooklyn, making this yet another win for beautiful New York City

Hello welcome to bluesky. We have every kind of anti-government radical left of center, and also, baseball

same bestie

i will note again that there is a really unhealthy, unpleasant and strong current of consumerism that runs through the left in a way that genuinely didn’t used to be true

For Bernie non-fans: it would be so much easier to say goodbye to this cranky old guy if more Democrats believed in and actually pushed the very basic New Deal / Dem Socialist policies he’s espoused. Actual universal healthcare etc. So if you want people to be done with him, that’s the ticket!

Old Soviet joke: Why do ICE agents travel in groups of three? One can read, one can write, and the third keeps an eye on the two intellectuals

"But in a time of monsters, you can at least respect yourself." No notes. Well worth the read.

People act like all the men are gone. The men are attending protests. The men are putting together scooters for their kids. The men are getting a set of turntables for the first time. The men are buying Nikes. The men are getting super into noir. They're not Nazis and they're fine. Keep your freaks.

dragging bags of trash up to the old wardrobe in my attic and tossing them into narnia

If being against a guy with a Nazi tattoo makes me a purist I guess I'm an anti-Nazi purist. If you think that makes me an anti-Nazi single issue voter, you're wrong, but also it's a pretty good single issue. There is more than a year. Go get another real progressive who doesn't have a Nazi tattoo.

this also drives me insane, this idea that it is the most normal thing in the world for a young (white) man to have a nazi curious phase. it isn’t!

Agreeing and adding that, though she was alive at the time, I also include 'Go Set a Watchman' in this category. Have not read it, will not read it, I absolutely believe its publication was unethical.