reminded of this classic from the GOAT @bransonreese.bsky.social

Five Nights at Uni’s?

Alright gang, I'm picking up the ball You can now die during Far Field character creation

Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...

this is what will happen if mamdani makes bus rides free

Lmao this is not a bit it is a verbatim transcript

Today, the UN officially designated Israel’s assault on Gaza as a genocide. As a party to the Genocide Convention, the U.S. has a legal obligation to obey our own laws, stop weapons sales to Israel, and demand a permanent ceasefire. End the genocide. Ceasefire now.

Look what they did to Notepad. Shut the fuck up. This is Notepad. You are not welcome here. Oh yeah "Let me use Copilot for Notepad". "I'm going to sign into my account for Notepad". What the fuck are you talking about. It's Notepad.

having some wallflower feelings #lancer

I won the DGAF Wars but this victory is meaningless to me

Everything that’s happened over the past six months has been a response to an imaginary crisis. There is no immigrant invasion. No trade crisis. No scientific or governance crisis. Just people completely high off their own supply trying to fundamentally reorder society. None of this had to happen.

Drop something ✨️yellow ✨️

life hack: all your themes have the pride logo at midnight on june 1st because you were lazy and forgot to change them back in july last year

This is the hardest I’ve ever been owned online

4 yrs ago today, I witnessed a volcanic eruption for the first time, close enough to feel the intense warmth of the Earth's creation on my skin. It literally changed my life. I may spend the rest of my life seeking an experience as powerful as this and never find it, and that's okay.

One time on SCPPER — and I cannot remember who it was or what article it was — I discovered a reader whose vote history exclusively consisted of swapping their vote on one page between downvote and upvote hundreds of times

Art by @nihonio.bsky.social.

Having ever worked for or snitched to ICE should from now on be the kind of thing you have to run away from. In ten years when antifascists out you as a former ICE agent it should be the kind of thing where you have to pack your bags, immediately move town, and change your and your family’s names

My painting TROUT WATER

I always say "Friday" instead of "Good Friday" because if it was a ‘good’ Friday I’d be fishing

Feels extremely Karrakin-coded TBH #LancerRPG

if the united states ever has even a hope of recovering we have to destroy the idea of american individualism. "they don't owe you anything" we owe each other everything actually

Reminder

massively depressing that the big scandal is that the shithead guy from the atlantic got texted accidentally and not the part where they're raining more death on yemen

A ghostly mari today

Happy Miku day. Post your Mikus. My singular contribution. Nationless Miku that dares to ask if you can see any borders from here. What has borders given us? Can we actually see the physical lines that divide one from another?

making a presentation

Every night I fight a door and the door wins

Usually when states go to court alleging federal coercion in violation of the 10th Amendment there is not a literal video of the President doing it.

I wish getting severed (from Severance) was real. I'd make my innie watch the entirety of Severance and then never let it out again

destoroyah i will always love you even if your chest does inexplicably look like a mangosteen

Being in the SCP fandom is repeatedly telling non-SCP folks: 1. I absolutely did create the SCP Foundation 2. I wrote every single page on the website except the bad ones 3. you're not allowed to use them and creative commons is a lie and a trick

Two sketches from my monster Zelda series. He passes away and she stands guard by his grave.

Uni's voice like Pokemon?

some scp fan art i've done over the last 6 months or so the cast of "the breach goes on" and scp-5056 "the constant companions", written by @harryblankscp.bsky.social scp-6273 "the empty skin", written by @peppersghostscp.bsky.social and an iris thompson

a key take away from reading a lot of history for me: the people who survive hard times and eventually brutally humiliate their seemingly invincible enemies are not the people whose first response to adversity is “oh well, guess I’ll die”

You’ll probably see this screenshot floating around a lot but it really was wonderful to see Lynch put a scene in Twin Peaks: The Return where he has his character literally stare at the camera and say that you should either support trans people or die. I needed to hear that in 2017

thinking about how I once appeared in a game theory video

I think the SCP wiki staff leaning towards prohibiting people from deleting their works after 15 years of the policy allowing people to delete their works without exception is scummy as hell and extremely morally questionable. I’m having a really hard time trusting the staff with the wiki right now.

The fact people are arguing about if Kalinin's stuff should be deleted when he wants them to be deleted shows that the site cares more about their writing than them as a person. That's so fucked up that people are arguing "b-but i want to read scp-2911" like it's not archived elsewhere.

Wrote a short "true crime" story for my friend @stormbreath.bsky.social for the SCP Wiki's Art Exchange! Only about 2000 words — give it a read if you like crime mysteries! "The Cold Cult of The Yukon" scpwiki.com/the-cold-cul...

where does the new york times even find these people

Mr. Fresh

It’s so cool Spotify gives everyone a plenary indulgence on the music you listen to in December every year