If you think Superman being all about kindness and stopping armed aggression and protecting the little guy, all while being an immigrant If you think Superman is “too woke” Lemme show whose company you’re sharing:

SCP-8515: The Corpse of Dr. Franklin Brollis and The Thing That Lives Inside It "SCP-8515 generally remains self-confined in small enclosed spaces, utilizing the alterations to its inhabited corpse to fit where a human body otherwise would not." Happy ClassicCon! 🔗 scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-8515

Everything that’s happened over the past six months has been a response to an imaginary crisis. There is no immigrant invasion. No trade crisis. No scientific or governance crisis. Just people completely high off their own supply trying to fundamentally reorder society. None of this had to happen.

no real words for today's chaos other than i hope the worst people in the world keep having a bad time

Happy Offset 3 to one and all

Curious what would happen if I started writing and posting SCPs like it was still Series II

Dreamed I had a recurring character named Dr. Echo Blast Mode. I'd use him in SCP interview logs, and they'd always start with him saying "GOOD MORNING!!!" and the SCP would be like "wow you're really loud" and Dr. Mode would say "YES THAT'S DUE TO AN ANOMALY BUT IT'S UNRELATED TO ALL OF THIS!!!"

Think it’s important to highlight how everyday violence of the U.S. criminal legal system is making what ICE is doing possible: this man was convicted of a crime at *16*; he was *pardoned*; when ICE came decades later they claimed the conviction made him a felon w/ no recourse against deportation

Dreamed there was a disease that made people's teeth soft and rubbery. If you tried to bite down on something solid your teeth would just bend around it

Dreamed Lady Gaga and Seth Rogen got married. Their only statement on the matter was "It's a Jessica and Roger Rabbit situation"

the new version :3

Dialogue from last night's dream: "I used to not be able to spell the word 'charity,' but now I'm here promoting a cause of my own: the hairiest baby. The hairby. It's horrific, and hairrific!"

Dialogue from last night's dream: "I watched so much goddamn Max Lucado as a kid that I think it influenced the physical development of my face to look like Hermie the caterpillar."

"For in his path he sees a monstrous birth, The Borametz arises from the earth" - Connubia Florum, Latino Carmine Demonstrata (1791) by Demetrius De La Croix #dailysketch Day 70 #art #illustration #darkart

New SCP Tale: The Mad Three Parties An unlikely origin story that bridges the gap between Lewis Carroll and the SCP Wiki. Hope you enjoy!

Fracture- 2022

If we are not disabled, we are temporarily able-bodied. Disability protections protect all of us.

Finally saw Longlegs after missing it in theaters. I had seen people quote the "Let me in" bit all over the place but I was NOT prepared for how it was delivered

Happy Valentine's Day 🖤

In this time of ciswashing, it seems appropriate to remind people about this interview where Marsha P. Johnson talks about taking hormone treatments, having breasts, and being on her way to a sex change.

gotta replay Subnautica cuz the idea of living on the bottom of the ocean is growing more appealing every day

SMILER (1978) Acrylic on Masonite - 24" x 16" Inspired by an evening walk through downtown Los Angeles. I was with a large group of authors and artists from the World Fantasy Convention, chatting away as we strolled back to the hotel, when 2 large rats scuttled by. 1/3

"This is still your fault," said the scorpion to the frog

Something to ponder… A GORB🔮 Done in Procreate

get MAD

some scp fan art i've done over the last 6 months or so the cast of "the breach goes on" and scp-5056 "the constant companions", written by @harryblankscp.bsky.social scp-6273 "the empty skin", written by @peppersghostscp.bsky.social and an iris thompson

Rest in peace to the man who taught me to appreciate the limitless potential of the dreaming mind and all the beauty and terror it may contain

Working on a character for a CAIN campaign. He's a Whispers user with an internalized prejudice against left-handedness and a maternal enmeshment complex with his shadow. Dunno what color his hair should be

reep. gouache on paper

If you ever see me mass delete my SCPs, I have been hacked. If you ever see me delete Taboo specifically, it's because I thought it would be really really runny

Harold Angelsing is overhyped. Where's the love for my girl Chelsea Dayo?

horrified to learn there isn’t a P in dreamt

Got an idea for the dumbest SCP-001 proposal ever I can't believe I really think I'm going to write it

I hear all the cool skippers are doin these, so I think I'll spice it up by adding some commentary to each one. Here's a hint for the first quote: it's only one word

If the Piglet game is Silent Hill, Pooh's Grand Adventure is The End of Evangelion. I always say this.

oomf is Walmart???

QRP with your skull art 💀

Getting caught up on Hymns for the Road and damn, this is incredibly up my alley

I can't believe Dragula leaked the new game mode in Dead By Daylight where the killer scoots around in a cardboard box like Solid Snake while survivors shoot them with guns

You're never too old to trick-or-treat.

Have you seen this year's SCP Anthology? Yossi wrote for it. We got a Poufy piece. There's a banger by Shnorpy. We literally have a Dippy skip. You can read Weeno. Dude go read Gumpy. There's a Pheebo original. We have Poob. You can read a Poob article right now. Everyone's reading Poob. Upvote Poob

The SCP Foundation feed is just post after post of unrelated “SCP” acronyms, broken up only by sexy Mal0 art. Mind you, I don’t hate sexy Mal0 for the sin of being sexy. I hate sexy Mal0 for the sin of being mainstream

the SCP Heritage Collection is such a weird thing to look back on. like what do you mean they gave Able and 682 a GOLDEN RATING MODULE

"The greatest act of rebellion and love is to press on, for those that have come before and those that will come after, press on."

Post your most popular art from Twitter! I only posted like three pieces before leaving again but this one did the best

If you end up on the author list even if you're not an author, congrats, you're just so damn SCP that I forgot you hadn't written anything