I'm reading 'Salem's Lot (no spoilers!). I'm only in part 2, but it seems like Susan's mom is the damn villain. I want to wring her neck. #salemslot

Hell yeah Chris Lofton!

Fucking Facts

What a stupid fucking thing to say

You can tell these bitches how stupid it is to support nazis here: [email protected] They are part of the Action Network and you can contact them here: [email protected]

Truly nothing behind those eyes. Not a damn thing.

QB Switches Playbook: Former Alabama "Star" AJ McCarron desperately tries to remain relevant because he's a no talent hack.

Not to be ableist, but if there's a significant chance you have CTE - you shouldn't be running for office. Fuck Bama and their shitty alums.

A Senate race of Finebaum, AJ McCarron, and Bruce Pearl is a nightmare blunt rotation.

Trust that I will find that Kim Davis in hell and when I do I will grab her by that Church of God hair poof, spin her around, and toss her like a shot put. Her denim maxi skirt won't know what hit her. BTW did you know that Kim has 3 failed marriages? What a cunt.

Everybody knows about William Hurt and John Hurt, but I only just learned there's a third Hurt brother they never talk about, named Butt.

you've gotta admit the NCAA has an incredible sense of comic timing

I contain multitudes and they’re all pissed off

TBH Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard seem insufferable

I hate this motherfucker

It has become crystal clear that Michael Rapaport is unequivocally the Scott Baio of Kevin Sorbo’s. What a fucking waste of good air and space.

Oh my good god.

Jellyroll fucking sucks - but we already knew that

Dude was perfectly safe in jail

Get bent w the phrase “purity test” ffs. Do people not get what they’re saying is “do not have standards”? “Do not change your mind when you learn new facts that are v troubling — & stfu when a person’s actions & explanations around those facts are shifty, hostile & display a lack of maturity?” 🤡

Democrats came out harder against Mamdani than they are Platner.

"They are hot dogs on the floor of humanity"

But who will think of the men? How dare we expect them to be decent humans? How dare we look into their backgrounds when they're running for office? How dare we have expectations of our elected officials?

Being a whole Nazi small skeleton, but go off

Howard Dean got dumped in the primaries for screaming weird

Twenty years ago Nazi tattoos were bad… 15 years ago … Nazi tattoos still bad Yesterday… Nazi tattoos still bad Today … nazi tattoos still bad There is no period of time where Nazi tattoos are good

I'm trying really hard to not be mad at Tony Vitello, so I'm just going to lean into it for a while.

If Danny White doesn't promote Elander - then he's not as good of an AD as I thought.

I don't follow the MLB, but the Giants just earned a certified hater for life. I hope they never win another fucking game. Fuck 'em. Tony isn't getting off here. He talked a big game about loyalty and being a VFL - I guess that was all horseshit.

The idea that a grown man never thought to Google what his prominent chest tattoo that he probably looked at every day in the mirror actually meant is also not winning my confidence

And there i was thinking we all kinda hated the Nazis

Idk who started this purity test/impossible standards narrative, but they deserve to be kicked square in the nuts.

I encourage everyone to tell Jeff to go fuck himself.

If Michael Rappaport has no haters, I have died.

If you keep lowering your standards to “win” against the other side, eventually you’ll just be on the other side

I hope my daughter always remembers all the school nights I snuck her out of bed to come watch meteor showers with me in our backyard. I hope she never loses the sense of wonder of staring at the universe or of safety tucked under her dad’s arm. I hope she always remembers she is made of stars.

“We all had a N*zi phase, am I right?” My brother, no WE did not. Speak for yourself, weirdo.

Whoever started this purity test narrative needs a good smacking. It

got the flu shot and COVID booster and now I have four penises, eat shit RFK you jealous ho

Mamdani is already getting the criminals out of NYC!

Why is Mikey talking about himself?

Hatred really does fuck up your hairline

We shouldn’t be putting any more kids on drake

Cancer: Money can’t buy you love, but let's face it- it’s the best chance you have.

I know this motherfucker has never found the clit once in his miserable little life.

mfs be like "you can't be purity testing we need a big tent" and the "purity test" is minorities objecting people who are trying to toss them out of the tent

I would argue you are the intellecutally dishonest one, tbh.

Expecting someone to have basic human decency isn't a fucking purity test, Melissa. This is such a bullshit argument. Who started this miserable talking point? Which marginalized parties are you willing to throw under the bus, babe?

I also consider myself a journal