MAGAts once again making things up to be upset about. Reminds me of the lying ass who said black people vandalized his drive way and wrote "blacks rule". So, someone saw how weird MAGA is about ol dude, yet decided to do this in an establishment with cameras. Yeah. We sooo believe you.

I'm expecting indictments for these people lying to Congress also.

Now why is there chess on Duolingo? These apps are so greedy for all of the attention spans. Sheesh

Also do these people not realise what they're saying to and about people with autism?!

Childhood craving... Made turkey sausage from scratch and then made sausage rolls. SO good. I'm mostly excited I figured out how to make my own turkey sausage, though! 😋

the late, great lucille clifton

During Trump’s first term, I vowed to never let them forget. I’ll remind them until the day they die.

I hope someone is documenting and keeping lists. This isn't like Bush. We didn't have receipts. These proud idiots are all over the internet boasting about supporting a fascist.

One thing I've never been is shy. We can be uncomfortable together, lol. I don't have a single, "man, I wish I had said xyz" moment. I do have "man, maybe I shouldn't have said that" moments, but they're very few. Life is short. Speak your truth. Who gives a fuck? Do it.

Work on strengthening your knees and being able to stand up from the floor without using your hands. The main reason people go into homes is that they can't lift themselves from their toilets. There are simple exercises you can do. YouTube. You likely won't have social security. Look after you.

Since they believe they’re right, they won’t mind having this megaphoned across the four corners of the internet right?

#AngelaBassett looking spectacular at a Dunkin advertisement set. What a beauty. #blacksky

Far be it for me to defend big pharma but I hope whomever makes Tylenol sues the absolute dog shit out of Trump, his administration, and the roadkill eater. Tylenol does not cause autism you big stupid bitch.

Yes. Dress for dinner. Full table setting. Multiple forks, "may I be excused?" all that jazz. Usually it was my parents talking and joking with each other while us 6 kids ate as quickly as we were allowed so we could get back to other shit. Also, we ate dinner late as hell. Anyone else? 9, 10 pm.

I'm a whole computer scientist and I was scratching my head the other day at my 9th grade nephew's calculus homework. I've forgotten the fuck out of all that. Also their calculators look different. Long gone are the TI 83s. This mf looked like it could launch a rocket. youtube.com/shorts/p7roX...

If you live with people, practise being able to lift them off the ground and/or fireman carry them. You're stronger than you think and a lot of it is technique. You can save a life in case of a health or fire emergency. Go on YouTube and look up ways to try safely. Same for big dogs.

I keep accidentally bookmarking instead of liking.

She is way too classy to say what she could be saying. I'd have looked right down the lens and been like, "so, rural white farmers...What's up?"

And he got his show back. Now look at you. About to be roasted by a professional clown. Dumbass. This isn't even about Jimmy. I hope American consumers take very seriously the power they hold to tell corporations to kiss the crack of they ass, if they're unified about it.

I love the SZA part of so many songs even though I hardly ever know what she be saying.

Another “Christian” asshole bites the dust! Unfollowed Rodney Jerkins! 🙄 #Blacksky

So they have soft dicks, clogged arteries, and worms. No wonder they're so fucking angry all the time. Shouldn't they want healthcare, though? 🤔

Well shit. Good looking out, Kenz.

Too many faves but this is my go-to. "Maybe it's better this way. We'd hurt each other with the things we want to say. We could have been so good together. We could have lived this dance forever. But now, who's gonna dance with me? Please stay" Fuckin' hell 😭😢 youtu.be/izGwDsrQ1eQ?...

#BlackSky #EpstienFiles

How the rapture work? Is it a sign up sheet or what?

Jesus Christ. What's wrong?? This guy is so weird.

Cashapp and Zelle

He's so fine, walking around with his blanket

I need to stop clicking yes to everything on my freelance applications. No, I can't fucking translate French to German. ??? Why did I even say yes to that? Now they're emailing me in French. I don't speak French. 🙄

July, but I'm pretty sure I was meant to be a November baby. That boy is FOINE

Newborn Loses Faith In Humanity After Record 6 Days https://theonion.com/newborn-loses-faith-in-humanity-after-record-6-days-1819573929/

This!!! These people know they’re evil right now and they don’t give a damn. What makes yall think they’ll give a damn when they’re long dead and gone???

Why the joint hit different when I spark it with a lighter VS a match? Bitch I'm 🥴😳😵‍💫

Don't forget to delete apps after you cancel your subs.

I miss living by the sea. There'd be all sorts of weird signs. #nostalgia

Girl that wasn't heaven and that wasn't God.

So glad I’m not a dummy

Tyla isn't an afrobeats artist...

"Black men said they don't like Kamala" Keep watching how white women do all they can to scrub their voting history....

Weetabix eaters.... They say we are supposed to treat it like oatmeal. We are meant to eat it cold with fruit or honey maybe... Bitch.

I get it, y'all hate Obama now. He saved my life. I was able to stay on my parent's insurance. I literally was dying. Cash for Clunkers helped me, the (now defunct?) CFPB got me 1k back from fuckass Capital One and stopped their nonsense with overdrafts, etc etc. This shit didn't always exist.

Acquaintance is visiting from Germany. I have a bowl of Halloween candy up so she tried some, a Hershey, & gagged. "So many of you are well traveled & know better. I don't know why they call this chocolate or how you put up with this shit". Fucking hell. I appreciate American politeness more now.

If only they knew how much black people self censor. You don't want to hear what many* of us actually think about Charlie Kirk, about protest voters, about Bernie, etc. You're this angry when we are being fucking polite. *NOT ALL. Trust me, we know. Not all.

Got Covid jab, flu shot and MMR today. They told me to come back for tetanus and HPV. I said um ain't HPV just for teens and whatever? They said no, now it's recommended for under 45. Check with your doctor. Either way, I feel 👍🏿 Normally get Moderna but they only had Pfizer. Hope it's the same.