Come on nah. 🤜🏿

The one thing I miss about a relationship is being absolutely ridiculous 😂 so cute.

I may not be Hive (pun intended) but I'm a good enough fan and I honestly didn't think there was Beyoncé lore that I hadn't seen. Anyway, this is cute. #blacksky

I hate it. I want to walk to 7 11 but I walk outside and it's fucking midnight-lookin. I don't wanna deal with ICE or cops so I don't go out at night anymore. Why do we switch that fucking clock

Wanna find out the truth about MTG and her rebrand? Have a reporter ask her actual questions, like, I don't know, about Jan 6.

Cardi B needs private security. That man is fucking unhinged. It is disgusting what many women have to go through to protect themselves when they try to detach from a man. Fucking egos. Jesus. If you see your boys moving weird, say something. Protect women.

You know what? 😂 😂 😂 😂

I think it's that song "you didn't have to cuuuut me offfff"

These people need to be shunned from society. Don't let them feel welcome anywhere. They can fuck off to magamart or somewhere else. Their blood money is not worth anything good.

MAGAts rn

They sound like gay porno names you weirdo.

3 LA friends have messaged me about the rain. Lol

Now they're saying Ghislane horse is called Bubba. TAKE ME OUT THE GROUPCHAT OMG

This should be the standard for every museum around the world. Return the land that was stolen, too. All of it.

I got a bottle sitting upside down right now. Hurt my palm banging that dry ass bottle on it but there's plenty enough left in there 🤷🏾‍♀️

Nothing angers people more than a single and childfree woman who has no regrets about being single and childfree. We get called bitter, masculine and everything but children of God. The concept of a woman being happy with herself is a concept so foreign to people (men and women alike).

Since we just starting rumours atp, um, does this explain why he cared so much about Arnold Palmers dick? That shit was weird.

Dear billionaires. Throw me sum. I don't even want a whole million. A cool 450k and I'll sort some shit out for life. Cashapp is $riabs. Venmo is @ Caraha Thanks!

Like girl nobody cares. You rape kids.

My conspiracy theory is that Germans found Hitler's body and burned it or got rid of it because he had a micropeen.

The babies can hear you. They're online, too. Don't be a fucking idiot.

That first SNL after the election. I could relate lol

Y'all risked getting this fucking goober back in office to own the dems and teach Kamala a lesson. Good going you fucking bellends. Kids are dying.

MAGAts will have to change their entire personalities soon 😂

Just another bitch and raccoon duo like Charlamagne and Andrew. 🙄

1995. They're calling them artifacts. ARTIFACTS. I was a baby but I was still a person. None of my things should be called ARTIFACTS. Lawd.

He did what to Bill Clinton? Fucking hell. Look, I just want healthcare.

They calling her Megyn R. Kelly. 😂

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Every "population crisis" article in western media is just "WHERE ARE THE WHITE BABIES" in disguise and we absolutely do not have to give any credence to any of them

Protect kids from CRT but not grown men raping them. Got it. Did you remind your MAGAt family and friends that they voted for an open pedophile?

Also how is 15 barely legal?15 year olds have, like, braces and bedtimes. Ew.

Everything. #dogsky #blackdogsky

He can call it a hoax all he wants. The Epstein files are sticking to Trump like a bad rash that he will never get rid of. This is brilliant 🏆

Biden literally inherited the shit show economy after Trmp effed the Covid economy up. And Biden literally inherited the inflation. But he didn't complain. He fixed it and left the Shitbag the economic envy of the world. Fact.

Help him out, y'all.

White men are the GOP's base, not the Democrats'. The last time the majority of white men voted Democrat was in 1964. NO candidate can win a Democratic presidential primary without Black voters' support, which Bernie just found out 2X while trying to pander to the "working class" AKA white men.

Remember when males proved that coddling them will make them vote like they have some goddamn sense? No? Maybe because in this past election they didn't even move the needle and still mostly supported hate and fascism. Piss off. We don't have time for this.

to all of u fuckers spending all day everyday screaming that dems aren’t brave enough I’d like u to have to deal with this dictator shit. This man does not have unlimited funds. & even tho this is all bull he still has to hire lawyers to defend him. Ntm years’ of attacks on his life & reputation.

I randomly remember bits and bobs from the Cardi court case. "She's security heavy. She looks like she can protect a building" is insane. 💀 She could have been so much more disrespectful but she tried to be respectful and it was like...worse. Just call me fat damn.

I prefer Ariana without the blaccent.

2023, running from 12. I wasn't in it but goons were being stupid and 5 0 came swarming and we didn't want to be anywhere near the vicinity. DC by Navy Yard. I ran like I didn't remember I was in my 30s chile. IN HEELS

@taskmaster.tv series final was so good. Laughed out loud a lot, and congrats to the winner x

I hate it when people say things like, “but she’s legally an adult! You’re telling me younger women don’t try to date older men?” I’ve been there. The reason I was trying to date older men was because MY BRAIN WASN’T DEVELOPED ENOUGH TO UNDERSTAND HOW FUCKING CREEPY IT WAS.

Y'all get referred? 😂

Thursday, so I get to see my Angela ☺️ Anyway, here she is with Cynthia. #blacksky

Stop treating bigotry as a teachable moment challenge