Saw Tuner today at my local AMC and it was fantastic. I’m a big fan of Leo and he doesn’t disappoint. Can’t believe Dustin Hoffman is about to be 90.

Saw Obsession at my local AMC last night. I’ve been hearing about this for over a year now. I know a lot of movie influencers liked it. Not really for me though. I just watched a young man do everything but explain his feelings to his lady friend. Then I’m supposed to see him as a victim? 😵‍💫

How it started How it’s going Knox County Schools whitewashing history banned books edition 📚 🤔. Shameful.

Only in Tennessee — Ummm… maybe someone should tell Knox County Schools ‘ROOTS’, the novel about Black history they just banned… is a STATE BOOK 📕 🤦🏻‍♂️

Roots has been banned in Knox county school libraries. Un-fucking-real. There’s a statue of the man in Knoxville. He chose to make East TN his home late in life. Shameful.

FFS. Hell bent on completely trashing his legacy.

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“Say Something Normal” ❌

I got my Hayley Williams ticket and I can walk to the venue. Buying tickets on Ticketmaster is pure drama.

What the fuq?

Interrupting your doom scroll to say Hayley Williams will be playing at my local amphitheater.

This is personal.

Some lady on Threads called me a lemming because I asked why Trump needs $1B in taxpayer funds for his $400M ballroom. Google is literally free and even Fox News has a story about it. JFC.

“Why do the radical left Democrats keep ‘tripping’ ‘patriot’ Rudy? At this point, it’s basically a hobby.” — Senile Satan

Today is the 15th anniversary of the April 27 Super Outbreak. While my area wasn’t hit, it was so terrifying to watch and wait seeing what was happening to our neighbors. When I saw that monster come into B’ham, I packed two cranky cats and spent the night in my friends’ basement.

Dipshits

I went to see the 35th Anniversary of The Silence of the Lambs today. I saw it in theaters when it came out and many times since over the years, but damn what a perfect movie. I feel so old, but this movie still slaps.

If anyone’s taking notes at home, I did finally finish The Count of Monte Cristo. Overall, I enjoyed it, but it also felt like frat boy fanfic at times.

I’m on page 900 of The Count of Monte Cristo. 😵‍💫

I bought my sister a ticket to go to and from San Francisco so she could take her daughter to college orientation. Guess who wasn’t even at the airport a half hour before the flight left? Some people… 😖

I saw this movie (#Hokum) last night at #AMC’s #ScreamUnseen. It was so good. I screamed out once or twice. 😂 Genuinely a creepy good time.

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100% The impact the 🎆 scene had on me in 2026. 😭

Amari Evans going to Texas.

Orban has conceded in Hungary which means he’s more of a patriot than Trump. F Putin and F JD Vance.

Persona non grata 😤

I cried over this woman’s book for the entirety of yesterday and unbeknownst to me it was her birthday. 🥴 I’m still trying to recover from The Poisonwood Bible.

I’m obsessed with Barbara Kingsolver. Finished this one last night and still crying.

Zakai, Jahmai, Josiah and Santi would never. That’s why they’re God-tier Vols. And people were freaking awful to Josiah.

Everyday I wake up and try to forget about the atrocious things my hard earned tax dollars are paying for. Happy Easter.

Imagine winning 35 games and not playing in a NCAA tournament final. That’s tough.

Lmao, Tobe. Def getting a better whistle than he did against Zach Edey.

I know I said it last year when he was at UCLA, but the Spanish kid playing for Michigan looks like Dimitri from Cobra Kai.

Does Lindsey have a drinking problem? I guess at least he has a driver, something Tiger Woods should look into.

Influencers in their early 30s giving anti aging advice.

Oh damn. Cade is truly one of us. 💔

If you insist you’ve been teleported into a Waffle House, you may want to consider that you got into the wrong stuff.

Probably an indictment on my mediocre education, but I just finished reading To Kill a Mockingbird for the first time this morning. Jem realizing and agonizing that his community is not who he thought them to be is such a metaphor for where we are in this country.

I think I need this.

Hello fellow #Vols, you know how we love an online poll.

I missed this, but good for Charles.

Until next season. I love you, BasketVols. 🧡

Charles being all Arizona is weird to me.

Oh now the officials can review.

Tough angle for the officials. Fuck off.