Any of you lovely people been to Sardinia? Got any recommendations, particularly in the south? Hikes, history, quiet beaches, that sort of thing...?

I know I’m taking a risk that my entire feed this afternoon will be people posting their annoying scores. But if you are a saddo map nerd like me, this is a very good game! Changes daily. No cheating. Cheating is for losers maptap.gg

Have accidentally written a 40,000 word short story, which should bE fUn To eDiT

Looking at that West Ham v Arsenal fixture and developing a tic at the thought of wanting both of them – nay, NEEDING both of them – to lose, to avoid the worst possible scenario for Spurs. #coys

"The 4th of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day when the world declared in one voice, we will not go quietly into the night. We will not vanish without a fight. We're going to live on. We're going to survive." Whitmore: 4, 7

Oh Fatih, you don't need to do that, you don't need to make a strait joke, just tell us if we can fly to Mallorca in June or not

Editor: "I really don't think this book needs many changes! You just need to cut and clarify some things." I don't think those words mean what you think they mean 😆 The changes:

I once found an ARC for sale in a charity shop, which seemed extremely uncool (of the reviewer)

“Hold me closer”

I could get away with saying "piss" or "crap" or "bugger", but always got a scolding if I said "cor blimey" because my mum thought it was a derivative of "god, blind me" and she wanted me to keep my sight

On the subject of mantasy, I also think we haven't had any sci-fi for men in a long time – a genre that I've coined "science dicktion"

In one of Yahtzee Croshaw's reviews he discusses this evil/stupid business/military guy thing: calls it the one plot Giger's Alien drags around everywhere like a security blanket, and honestly that seems fair - while there *are* other Alien plotlines it does seem to be a perennial weed.

Watched Predator: Badlands For those continuing to write in the Alien/Predator universe (side question: why is this even a joint universe?), my question is this: upon whom does Weyland-Yutani want to deploy these bioweapons? What would be the goal? What does success look like?

I will allow one use of AI and that is to digitally remove all the face strokes

Tonight's movie – a perfect film if you remove every creepy face stroke

Schrödinger's Apocalypse

Excited to be getting on a flight from the US during the mad king's apocalyptic deadline, and being informed by the airline that the in-flight WiFi will not be available, resulting in peak dystopian flashback narrative conditions and perfect before/after global collapse contrast scenes – lucky us

Give me The X Files

Africa, pouting: Mmmhmmm www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...

not ‘shopped. not cropped. not stock. straight from the phone of stormwater inspector Lindsay Schiel snapped yesterday at a basin in Hudson.

WIFE: You better not be posting what I say again.

Chicago lightning

In Chicago, exploring the giant shiny bean, aka Cloud Gate, and had no idea the absolute filth of this thing seen from underneath

Oh aye? Well if you want some, I find it highly logical that you come here and fucking get some, pal

Does anyone else get served these "drink olive oil" ads? In what reality are peopling guzzling olive oil straight from the bottle, on their wedding day no less? What is happening? Why am I a target for Big Olive Oil?

These guys could take a leaf out of Wagatha Christie's book "It's... Victor Orbán's account."

Spurs play today

I have a LinkedIn joke. People love it. They say it’s the funniest joke they’ve ever heard. So, I must be a funny guy, right? Here’s the thing. I’m not funny. I just know one essential thing about connecting with people. Something most people forget. And it’s this: (read more)

"Billy, you are dealing with the oddities of physical media with the greatest of ease!"

I've got an AI joke, but its lack of fundamental humanity renders it hollow and ultimately humourless

This is an enormous step forward for women of people.

Ring (1998), Dir: Hideo Nakata

Being a Spurs fan is hoping only to lose by two goals. #coys You can do it!

justice for Ange

Just look at the density in that central section – great swathes of the board left untouched in service to this seething metropolis

The Reform claim of sectarian voting is so nonsensical that I can only interpret it as "Muslims shouldn't vote at all." Whether they go Labour or Green, they're not going to vote for the anti-Muslim party, lads. This is what you wanted.

I bet he's sweating now…

"Are you available?" "I'm available!!"

Some kind of Italian jazz-funk electro-disco afrobeat thing, I frikkin love it #nowplaying

Mad God is currently on Channel 5 catch-up, of all places – just in case you want to be deeply disturbed by some stop-frame animation

‘We should learn to speak in a language that rich people who don't dream can't comprehend.’

there's a scene in the housemaid where sydney sweeney picks up an empty gravy boat and says 'a gravy boat, i fucken love gravy, i didnt know they made these' then how did you know it was a gravy boat ????????? putting this on imdb

Sick at home, so listening to this S.O.U.L. reissue, including the sublime "what it is, what it is, tell me what it is" SOOOOULYEEAH! #nowplaying

Oh. #coys

I tried to take a photo of a grasshopper on my windshield, but now it looks like a gigantic bug destroying the town.

It has very much this energy

Oh you want some 90s Egyptian leftfield trance? Want some of that Future Sound of Cairo? I got you, I got you www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXHH...