The Reform claim of sectarian voting is so nonsensical that I can only interpret it as "Muslims shouldn't vote at all." Whether they go Labour or Green, they're not going to vote for the anti-Muslim party, lads. This is what you wanted.

I bet he's sweating now…

"Are you available?" "I'm available!!"

Some kind of Italian jazz-funk electro-disco afrobeat thing, I frikkin love it #nowplaying

Mad God is currently on Channel 5 catch-up, of all places – just in case you want to be deeply disturbed by some stop-frame animation

‘We should learn to speak in a language that rich people who don't dream can't comprehend.’

there's a scene in the housemaid where sydney sweeney picks up an empty gravy boat and says 'a gravy boat, i fucken love gravy, i didnt know they made these' then how did you know it was a gravy boat ????????? putting this on imdb

Sick at home, so listening to this S.O.U.L. reissue, including the sublime "what it is, what it is, tell me what it is" SOOOOULYEEAH! #nowplaying

Oh. #coys

I tried to take a photo of a grasshopper on my windshield, but now it looks like a gigantic bug destroying the town.

It has very much this energy

Oh you want some 90s Egyptian leftfield trance? Want some of that Future Sound of Cairo? I got you, I got you www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXHH...

I remember the movie poster and some of the shots, but I don't think I ever caught this film – adding it to the watchlist immediately!

Hilarious!

Every ad now

Still the greatest video ever made. Sorry. I don't make the rules...

I always felt sorry for the burglars during lockdown – absolutely ruinous for the industry

The last round of interviews I held for a sub-editor role, almost all of them asked me the same question when we said: "Do you have anything to ask us?" It was always something along the lines of "What does success in the role look like in 6 months' time?" First time I heard it, I thought, nice Q…

Has anyone ever actually watched Downfall?

#nowplaying absolute top tier premium disco

Culinary Class Wars continues to be the greatest cooking show ever devised

OH HI BOB

New mosaic on the local Greek Orthodox church just dropped

All right, let's try this one – if it comes anywhere near the Guinness 0%, I'll be delighted

Surely Frank can't survive losing to *West Ham*

Trillions of dollars of investment to solve the lifelong ordeal: "Don't want to count?"

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Took my eye off the ball for a moment and let a Kool & the Gang – Wild & Peaceful LP slip away on eBay – someone out there got an absolute steal this morning, you lucky sunnuvagun

Hey! You doing Dry January! You're 43.7% of the way through… KEEP GOING

What's your favourite 2025 film about a bad father who's also a titan of cinema and who has a complicated relationship with two grown daughters and who is attending a retrospective of his own films at a European film festival where he encounters an American movie star?

Palhinha! What a goal! #coys

The problem, I think, with Stranger Things season 5 is its lack of juxtaposition. What was fun in the 80s-style Spielbergian original series was kids being kids, going to school, having relationships, and then discovering a looming menace beneath the surface. That's gone now – it's 100% menace.

Eighteen stitches doing the washing up

At long last, the soundtrack to Space Truckers is available on vinyl www.juno.co.uk/products/col...

For some reason, talking about Louise Redknapp in the office (a colleague did not know she used to have a music career), and rather surprised to find her top song according to Google was Eternal's I Wanna Be The Only One – the band that she left three years earlier

Dry

As we close out 2025, it strikes me that future generations will inevitably look back upon these 2020s with actual nostalgia, and a genuine sense of loss Which is wild

Read 19 books this year, which is good for me I started 2025 finishing Cixin Liu's Three Body Problem trilogy, and went on to enjoy some great sci-fi from @tadethompson.bsky.social (Far From the Light of Heaven) and @aptshadow.bsky.social (Children of Ruin) – both excellent

Problem I'm having is finding something for AI to do that fits these criteria: Trivial task Thing that that doesn't no one else need to be is going to perfect see Thing I can't do quicker and better myself

Watching Jackie Chan's Project A. Absolute classic

A "present" ostensibly "from" me "to" my son that I will personally be playing with for the duration of Boxing Day

All the best, etc.

Did anyone else remember the ITV Movie Premier dub that went "Yippee-ji-yay, kemo sabe"?

Thinking of live action movies so I can introduce my son to something outside of animated films. He likes Jack Black singing in the Minecraft Movie so I'm thinking School of Rock, but beyond that maybe Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure, Flight of the Navigator, and maybe Shanghai Noon? Any others?

Blocking anyone who posts AI videos, and anyone who reposts them onto my feed – zero tolerance thanks

Here's a picture of a "Cheers" episode afterparty that I've always loved. Everyone's very obviously going extremely hard.

Interesting Scottish history fact

Block every account that shares AI content, even when (maybe especially when) they purport to have done it by accident. Shame them. They are liars.