Canada look well up for this, throwing a lot of good balls into the box, pressing hard – just falling short on converting. Gonna be a decent game! #worldcup

Honestly, I think this might be Cape Verde's best World Cup. Extraordinary

lmao absolutely banger complaint. "i would be more popular if I weren't a twat". an all timer. get this woman a special hat or something

Did not know that the full Blackbird film is just sat on YouTube Fill your boots

Two English pounds and ninety nine English pence Don't tell me there aren't still bargains out there

absolute height of comedy is when they cut to the goal and you see how many kid keepers they've got

Happy #worldvitiligoday from me and the missus. Big love to you all x

Oh no, they didn't even get to enjoy all the benefits

My kid's friend from school is quoted in the New York Times today, saying: "It feels like an oven"

Morning x

Truer words were never spoken

Schools closed the next three days due to the heatwave. It's like a snow day, only totally shit

In a field in Wales, saw Roni Size last night. Just the most absurd time. Legend

Posts AI slop, is informed, apologises, but won't delete because... what? He wants it to be true? Absolute insta-block

I was digging around on wikipedia today and happened to come across this very good painting of Fancy Men Bamboozled By Egg

How Does It Feel, Mr Footballer? [from 2021]

Suddenly feel a thousand years old at the sight of Theo Walcott's greying beard…

Germany starting to make Curaçao look like Brazil

In time-honoured fashion, I've spent the last 7 months putting together this World Cup playlist – one track for every team at the tournament. That's 48 tracks of International grooves – from Persian psych rock to Japanese city pop, Britfunk to Bosnian ska open.spotify.com/playlist/0gM...

Lol, I guess the Knicks lost

Local reform-infested council refused to fly pride flag on council building. Locals stuck pride flags on lampposts instead. Reform council suddenly unhappy about flags on lampposts. "Raise the colours!" "No wait not that many colours, that's too many colours, put some colours back."

This review perfectly sums up Widow’s Bay: “[…] a horror-comedy that manages to be both an incredibly funny and dense laugh-out-loud joke machine and a genuinely scary and menacing fright fest. Neither generic marker takes precedence over the other; they are mutually, ecstatically intertwined.”

It’s been almost 30 years since the Fifth Element came out and you still can’t just buy a tank top like this any store. What are we doing.

You'd never guess where the terminally stupid idea to directly mock the victims of a pro-democracy massacre came from... www.theguardian.com/world/2026/j...

CONTROL is a frikkin great game and it's on Steam for a measly £3.29

Stop, collaborator and listen

amazing shot

Remembering the late Curtis Mayfield, born on this day in 1942. MOJO pays tribute to a soul legend with a rundown of Curtis’ greatest albums...

just the most extraordinary photograph, bravo Laurence Griffiths – I hope he won a Pulitzer www.theguardian.com/football/blo...

This is basically advertorial

Weekend garden project, building this planter to grow vegetables #diy

Read this about arrests made at the Arsenal parade and then read the headline sitting beside it…

What's lol in French?

Made a companion playlist to Stevie Wonder's 1970s imperial phase: some standout covers, his Syreeta partnership, and lots of songs he wrote for people like Minnie Riperton, Labelle, Pointer Sisters, Smokey Robinson, etc. Some fantastic songs I'd never heard before. open.spotify.com/playlist/5Vu...

Lot of Palace fans with ‘pride of South London’ banners which is a little rich considering Arsenal literally just won the league

"Pronouns are Him, He/Him"

Its really convenient for Tony Blair that his most deeply held beliefs also happen to be extremely profitable to him personally.

#nowplaying Skalpel, Konfusion (2005, Ninja Tunes)

Been trying to find something – anything – that Co-pilot can help me with. Decided I wanted to make a spreadsheet of Premier League season results. It suggested providing the data in blocks, alphabetically (because it was too much data). Fine. But when it was done, I noticed Newcastle was missing…

I see it also approaches the use of apostrophes like a market greengrocer Alcoholic's Anonymous what? Nameless pet cat? Redacted associate? Secret admirer??

Euston, we have a problem.

"Hey, you got that slogan for my tech venture capital firm ready?" "Sure did boss, really fucking ominous, just like you asked" a16z.com

Look at this fantastic trailer for our newly restored edition of MARLOWE and behold the majesty of James Garner at work... youtu.be/cQxEQNF43dg?...

Clicking on the individual writers' choices is a lot of fun. My top two didn't make the final 100 but never mind (the ones that did but haven't been announced yet are redacted) www.theguardian.com/books/ng-int...

How many?

We watched Project Hail Mary at the cinema yesterday and that’s a nice film, isn’t it? Very much the well crafted Coldplay song of sci-fi but still, a nice film.

a few years ago a cashier at TJ Maxx asked me if i needed to pick up any gifts for mother’s day bc they just got a bunch in so i said “no thanks, she’s dead” and she just stared at me for 30 seconds then asked if i wanted to save 10% by opening up a TJ Maxx rewards card

The Reform candidate arrives at the polling station