hey man just wanted to reach out and say i loved how much you drank at the networking event last night

I watch YouTube until 8:59 a.m., and then I switch over to the games. GameDay hasn't been good in at least a decade.

Here's the creator of The Punisher specifically mentioning challenge coins using the Punisher logo as a huge problem and a sign of a law enforcement agency that doesn't understand its mission. /this is a Reddit comment reproducing a statement supposedly included in a SyFy article now offline.

Here Comes the Hotstepper

SCOOP — Pennsylvania prosecutors were alerted to possible voting irregularities by one of MAGA's leading voices against voter fraud. A long paper trail shows Jack Posobiec has been living in Maryland but voting using his parents' PA address for years. From @jsweetli.bsky.social, @slate.com + me:

Been reading you may find pretty quickly once you go completely gluten free you can’t tolerate oats, not even gluten free ones, and just after 8 days I think that may actually be the case. WTF am I supposed to eat for breakfast? I can’t have gluten, dairy, corn, or oats? 🥴

The jacket !

Seems bad

Chevron refinery in El Segundo. This is the view from our roof.

Might this be what the tie-dye design will be like on Oregon’s upcoming Grateful Dead unis?

PEACEMAKER has taken a crazy turn.

Been waiting all day for my antibiotics prescription and ain’t heard from my doctor. WTF? Let’s get this H. Pylori eradicated already.

MADELEINE DEAN: The president is unhinged. He's unwell JOHNSON: A lot of folks on your side are too D: Oh my god, please. That performance in front of the generals? J: I didn't see it D: It's so dangerous! Our allies are looking elsewhere. Our enemies are laughing. You have a POTUS who's unwell.

When Walmart oversells something you preordered through them, they play games with you like something is wrong with your card. Made the fatal mistake of preordering the SUPERMAN 4K Steelbook from those bastards.

Thinking about them

when my boo asks me what i’m down for

Gotta hand it to our rivals here

One Battle After Another? Sounds like me and my freakin wife!! Do you have that movie yet? Ahh okay. Well its great to be here in sunny Riyadh,

Please, Mr. Pope was my father. I’m Jeff. Jeff Pope.

I run into this lady in my building I have to share an elevator with all the time and I can always tell it makes her mad, but I can never tell if I should take it personal or if she might be that way towards everyone

Don’t get mad at the muppets for playing the Riyadh Comedy Festival, it’s the only way they can save the theater

Quentin Tarantino's 'Kill Bill' movies will be released as one film in theaters for the first time on December 5 ⚔️ • Runtime is around 4 hours and 7 min • Includes a new 7-minute animated sequence • Select showings will be in 70mm and 35mm

You’ve gotta admit it’s very convenient that 100 mph is basically the upper limit for how fast humans can throw baseballs. Pretty much the best argument against the metric system

JUST IN: A U.S. citizen from Alabama who has been detained twice by ICE while working at a construction site, has filed a class action suit claiming ICE's broad warrantless arrest powers violate the constitution. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

Who on earth in Angels official social media okayed this picture to announce Ron Washington wouldn't return? HE'S NOT DEAD

i’m in tears

Just got home from seeing my primary care doc I’ve been seeing about every three months. Filled him in on the celiac disease stuff and now he no longer considers me a Covid longhauler. Now only have to see him once a year. He thinks I’ll most likely go back to normal with time.

Crazy that the big tent only ever stretches right

Every time someone says something like this, some centrist will pop in like “but we have to fight fascism” and idk, I feel like ‘so we’ll just outsource the fascism to one section of the population’ hasn’t been a super compelling argument to me.

Dude if the Democratic Party has a place for anti-trans and anti-abortion candidates then I’m not a democrat and I won’t vote for one I don’t know what to tell you man, there’s already a political party who believes these things It’s not a “big tent” to have zero fixed values in pursuit of power

It’s easy to laugh at this if it’s never happened to you

What has ever happened that would make anyone ever believe this?

So very thankful to have grown up going to diverse schools

🚨 Your new Verballer Top 12 for Week 6, as voted on by our community: - Oregon up to #1 - Ole Miss & Indiana surge into top 5 - FSU & LSU drop out entirely Who's too high/too low?

Several homies texted me that mummy duck t-shirt, but not one sent me this bomber jacket before my size sold out. I'm mad. smh.

From @theathletic.com: Paul Finebaum says he’s considering leaving ESPN and running for a U.S. Senate seat in Alabama. The radio personality, always tight-lipped about his political leanings, said he voted for President Trump in the 2024 election.

Someone should make one of those 2002 videos except for Circuit City instead of Walmart. All the CDs were clean at Walmart. Ain’t no one trying to go there.

When it happens, remember this one, y’all. We been in the B1G for one season. This fella just talking out his ass anyway, but still, remember it lol…

Over 1.7M streaming subscriptions were canceled during Jimmy Kimmel's suspension Total includes Disney+, Hulu, and ESPN (via @marisakabas.bsky.social)

First time this guy has ever made me laugh

What is this feature that warns me if someone is a Matt Yglesias follower? lol

Don't be assholes when people post about the things that being them joy! You can mute, you can unfollow, you can even just... shut the fuck up! It's all quite simple.

Elizabeth Olsen had no clue 'Marvel Zombies' was released 🧟 "I recorded that years ago ... I can't remember anything ... I have no idea what happens ... I'm so sorry"

Landscape, by Joan Miró, 1968, 📸 by @EricEvansPhoto