honestly, let the feds ground all air traffic over thanksgiving holiday period lmfao

"World's first potential trillionaire has killed 600,000 people, including 400,000 children" is the only headline that anyone should ever read about Elon Musk

🧱🔫🔫🔫

it's true, women ruin everything. especially my bitch ex-wife Deborah

#Portland #ICE There are ICE vehicles at North Portland (St. John) schools right now, apparently intending to nab parents when they come to pick up kids. If you can, please go to: - George Middle School - Cesar Chavez School - Clarendon Preschool

a couple years ago i contracted with one of subway's ad agencies for a small rotating sandwiches collab that ultimately they decided not to publish and i never did anything with. today feels like a good day to post one of them. here's my favorite subway sandwich, the veggie delight

Give me oblivion

everyone relax rfk jr was simply running to go get his chainsaw

Subscribe to The Onion instead of whatever this shit is. Membership.theonion.com

Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time

Goal achieved! Thank you, Magicians ✨️💕🍑💕✨️ #ThighThursday #WagonWednesday (belated) #WitchyWednesday #booty #ass #transporn #NSFW #OnlyFans #petite

if you can't savor the villains losing you've lost the spark of beauty and ingenuity that makes life worth living

sorry but mamdani and cuomo should have worn blue and yellow hats, respectively

best encapsulation why everyone hates democrats despite trump being the spawn of satan

If your obit photo looks like you’re doing the Force Choke while shitting your pants it’s safe to say you weren’t a swell dude

there was a time i never thought i could hate a politician more than i hated that guy. in retrospect, very naive of me

ok sure. you hate andrew cuomo because he’s an unlikable slimy creepazoid with an adversarial relationship to the people he would govern…..but what if i told you a bunch of other slimy creeps with identical worldviews said to vote for him. does that change your mind

Leatherface is daddy?

Japan's "Mundane Halloween" costume contest is back! Each year website DailyPortalZ holds a contest where people dress up as something super duper ordinary. Here's a thread of some of my favorites from the 2025 contest! #MundaneHalloween

erika kirk running her fingers through it

Leatherface is daddy?

Mpls / St. Paul folks - Newly in the market for a used cargo e-bike. Got any leads or recommendations? #minneapolis #bikesky

I'm hoarding all the sex like a greedy sex dragon and you can't stop me

remember when elon musk was still in government and DOGE still active and they pretended for like a week rampent social security fraud was happening, and then it turned out they just didn’t understand that databases would include people who passed away and we never heard about this “fraud” again lol

she got that leather recliner ass

hello! my friend was assaulted and threatened by federal agents for the crime of "not liking them". please help him sue the shit out of these fascist thugs chuffed.org/project/free...

pretty surprised some enterprising millennial goth hasn't created black leather platform boots with built in orthotics. the old goths are fucking sore, guys. they'd make a killing

hell yeah, badass

More Prospect Park (Minneapolis) dahlias from Dahlia Del, this time right on Franklin Ave. It’s beyond the end of the usual season, but there are still some beauties! #FlowerReport

mark....if you need help.....please reach out to chatgpt and ask it what to do when you're depressed

A list of places in Minnesota offering free food to SNAP recipients in November. bringmethenews.com/minnesota-li...

Actually, seeing a man of color, getting scared, and calling The Police, is pretty typical racist behavior

pants all the way down guys have been disrespected all our lives

if we don’t put all of these people in prison for a long time we may as well not have a country anymore

I've built a socioeconomic system that depends on everyone to do useful work and act ethically except the people at the top, who get unimaginable rewards for being antisocial frauds and criminals. And I think it will stand the test of time

ME: "trans women don't owe you anything" THE MAFIOSO SENT TO COLLECT MY $2 MILLION GAMBLING DEBT: "it's no use, boss, she's trans"

if you knew or loved mo, known on here mostly as bongineer, i ask that you take a moment to remember him, honor him, and witness him one more time. it is with a heavy heart that i share he is no longer with us. please take some time to view his photo projects as well: rattlesnake.studio

Hyrule Shop Whose One Sole Purpose Is Making and Selling Bombs Currently Out of Bombs

oh my god i walked right past here two days ago. fuck! www.404media.co/ice-is-using...

They're going to change the clocks this weekend and the president is powerless to stop it. Because he's weak and a loser. That's what they're saying sir

Hard to know when someone is hitchhiking or just like really supportive

"Every time I think of greedy people I think of Jews" - the Cuomo pitch

going "weeee!" as i kick out the stool underneath me

Sexy xenomorph inner jaw

You can be trans

reading slaughterhouse 5 for the first time and i was absolutely knocked senseless by this passage, which is so true and relevant that it feels like it was pulled from a history book