what exactly is the challenge, he’s at 30% approval and 7 months away from being completely neutered, tell him to fuck off and reap good will

Sorry, Forbes. If you're trying to persuade California voters to vote against their own interest, then you need a much more persuasive argument than "Mark Zuckerberg left! You like Mark Zuckerberg, right???"

At this point Elon Musk’s fortune could pay the salary of every public school teacher in the country for three years.

presented without comment bc she already got murdered

cop in The Wicker Man (leaving unharmed because he slept with that hot blonde): what a strange, sexy island

Will this go on all the merch like his mug shot?

this is america. you could find yourself within 100yds of a shooting at any time, in any place. school, the grocery store, a movie theater, a block party, a public park… it happens to regular people every day. but this week we’ll get 50+ weepy op-eds because it happened to the guys who write op-eds

Op-Ed writers this week

Trump: I'm going to destroy an entire civilization. We're going to keep killing people in boats. Senator Kelly should be executed. ICE protesters are domestic terrorists. Immigrants are vermin. Raskin: Donald Trump is bad for this country. Bash: Do you regret your heated rhetoric, Rep. Raskin?

Put this picture in the encyclopedia under the entry for “America.”

No one serious is trying to kill Trump. Look at the fucking guy. Throwing your life away to try and assassinate him would be like spending your life savings to make today Tuesday. You can just wait.

Hahahaha. There is literally no one on planet earth who cares about the extremely exciting story of “gunman in same building as Trump maybe.”

Only good piece of reporting that I've seen on this so far

Every one of the fake-ass journalists in that room are going to be so annoying about this for a long time. Truly.

If he apologizes for this, there must be incontrovertible proof that the company is responsible for much worse, even if I cant quite imagine what that worse is.

just read a fucking book

A year ago they were fully publicly complying with the third term / president for life fantasy and now they’re leaking shit like this to tee themselves up — is he dying or is this just a historic lame duck cratering

It’s an interesting thought experiment to try to figure out which death penalty option is less barbaric. If you really think about and research all the options, I don’t know how you can come to any answer other than “we shouldn’t do these at all.”

Truly incredible.

Can you imagine this type of softly coverage being written about any other industry? “This restaurant serving terrible food that no one wants has poisoned and killed multiple customers, is billions of dollars in debt, and has no plans for the future. Here’s how its star chef has shifted strategy.”

Happy anniversary of this not happening

Any Democrat who doesn’t have “arrest and prosecute Elon for manslaughter” as a campaign pledge needs to vanish from the primaries faster than an exploding Cybertruck.

I genuinely think some people do not want to look this in the eye/think about it because it is so awful. We wrote what I thought was a pretty eye-opening story about all this and I was surprised by the lack of engagement tbh

90,000 views on the accusation. 11,000 on the oopsie.

Nine of the last ten members of Congress to die in office have been Democrats.

Scott was running for reelection

they are calling it the perfect summary of the "keep men out of women's sports" movement

I don’t know about booze but his voice sounds like he’s been chugging straight helium.

Vaxxed???

Oh okay. So he’s an idiot. Good to know.

every conservative political complaint comes back to "those people shouldn't count because they disagree with me"

Every time the tech industry introduces a new product, I become further convinced that everyone who works there is not human and has never met a human.

this is one of the most offensive things I've seen in years

This is what I've always said - the American lack-of-healthcare system is a millstone around the neck of free enterprise and innovation. It is anti-American.

Write the easiest bit first

Gonna spend the next two years spamming every elected Dem about the concept of "damnatio memoriae." Chisel his name off every inscription. Build over the various Trump Towers like they're Nero's Golden House. Remove him from physical memory, not to forget but as a sign of disrespect to the man.

The Strokes played Coachella against a backdrop listing all the world leaders that had been assassinated by the CIA, a count of the number of universities bombed in Iran, and footage of the bombing of the last university in Gaza

Jake Mangum spots kid in the crowd, tosses the ball, and her brother catches it and gives it to her. Dudes rock.

interesting "blue no matter who" take from a guy who continually refused to endorse Mamdani

level-headed opinion columnist: why does the next generation not respect the value of norms? supreme court justice: my life is defined by revenge. those who wronged me shall suffer

The president of the United States is bragging about being able to write his own signature.

"maybe the media will stand up to-" The media:

God spent 40 minutes on the video game character creator, got frustrated, and said “Fuck it. This game’s first person anyway.”

This is the single funniest thing I have ever seen Bluesky staff do.

Exactly one year ago today: