Trump has never sounded guiltier than this and that's a high bar

How America/the world punishes Stephen Miller when this is all done will say a lot about whether or not we care to survive this.

Can’t wait to ask Grok which of my kids I can afford to feed.

I hope journalists who've been aggressively dismissive of these claims take this opportunity to redeem themselves by bringing the report to their readers' attention. And I hope fellow physicians who gleefully carried water for child-killers are confronted with the testimony of the bravest of us.

Fuck AI.

Ah yes. It’s the people calling out a fascist government that are the ones who DON’T want to do everything to “treat” it. Definitely not the people trying to quibble over wording. Every single reply and quote is disagreeing with you. Is it possible - just possible - that you’re wrong as shit?

DOCTOR: I’m afraid you have cancer. PEOPLE LIKE THIS: Um, if I really had cancer, then I’d be getting chemo right now. Since I’m not currently getting chemo, I can’t have cancer. Duh. You have no idea what ‘cancer’ really is. DOCTOR: …what?

Seems bad.

BREAKING NEWS: All stairs found to have left wing ties! Any comedian seen taking stairs will be cancelled immediately!

The funniest thing about this is how legit terrified ICE looks.

Reminder: all ICE agents are pathetic cowards pissing themselves as they huff and puff around in their scared boy masks. The moment they’re outnumbered by actual humans, they crumple like the sad little bitches they are.

ICE gassed members of the Chicago Police Department sent to protect them from protesters

I visited the apartment building ICE raided on Tuesday today. Story to come, but you can walk right in. Half of the apartments have no doors on them. Children's stuff abandoned in some flats. *Citizen* residents told me they were arrested and held for hours in zipties. This is America

A sign that you’re too old at a party is that you somehow feel overdressed and underdressed at the same time.

I said what I said.

“.. His conclusion is very stark: not just that an economy already at stall speed will fall into recession as both the data-center and wealth effects plateau, but that they’ll reverse, just as in the dot-com bubble did ..” @marketwatch.com www.marketwatch.com/story/the-ai...

Obviously, this is loser shit, but I think AI has really cemented itself as the visual language of fascism. It's anti-human, flattened, uninteresting, and cheap. It's like looking at a Potemkin Village and thinking that's the same as architecture.

“we heard tale of expanding the tent”

a heartwarming story of how being an unethical and talentless hack is no barrier to success when you are willing to endlessly flatter the wretched views of rich dipshits

A quick note about money and comedy and power. www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/st...

From the new editor in chief of CBS News .... virgins!

BREAKING: Big, shiny, bubble strongest it’s ever been! Sure to last many years!

This is the funniest thing AI has ever done.

This is type of conversation I was sure was happening. It’s kind of exhilarating to see it with my own eyes. We truly are all living a bad movie.

The Sora AI thing is proof of something very important: The technology itself is useless without the ability to use the likenesses of real, living, unpredictable people, and the art they create. And the only way to get those likenesses or that art is to summarily steal it.

Useless.

In every single office, in every single industry, there is a moronic exec asking his staff to use AI to do something that AI can’t do.

When the Republicans send their celebrities, they’re not sending the best.

Jesus Christ. AI is the Cybertruck of tech. Using it tells you everything you need to know about someone.

I like how, even if a movie’s just about two people having a quiet breakup, the posters will still be screaming EXPERIENCE IT IN IMAX MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!

Do these people genuinely not understand how their dumb toy is going to genuinely hurt the world and everyone in it? This is "Resident Evil scientist invents zombie plague for fun" levels of idiocy.

At event in DC, Sen. Chris Van Hollen keeps it going with Hakeem Jeffries over not endorsing @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social: if you can’t back the kind of campaign he ran, “don’t ask those young people to show up for other Democrats across the country — that’s the message that will be sent.”

Everyone involved with ICE from top to bottom needs to be shipped off to the Hague if America survives this. Any Democrat who proposes some kind of rich guy "civil" slap on the wrist will need to be voted out of office. We're currently living through the results of Garland's cowardice. Never again

This passage nearly broke me.

This plan probably would work better if they had been spending every single day since the BBB passed screaming about the loss of health care AND presenting a clear democratic plan to not just save it BUT ALSO improve it. But I guess their strategy of doing nothing for months was cool too.

At 0:12 you can see Hegseth confront the reality that no one in the room respects him. Hits him like a meteor.

Wait, are you telling me that career military officers don't typically speak in online meme acronyms? I'm shocked.

“It seems very disingenuous for passengers to blame an iceberg for the Titanic sinking. The reason the Titanic is sinking is because of all the water rushing in through a mysterious hole.”

I’m opening a movie theater in which I show recently released films that I ripped from the internet but the studios are welcome to opt out if they wish.

“Oh ho! You’re having a party with friends? Well, what if I punched myself in the dick so hard my balls fell off? You wouldn’t feel too cool then, would you, party boy?”

Anyone posting shitty AI about how they want to go back to a fucking Walmart months after 9/11 deserves to be *something that would get me kicked off social media* There’s a part of this video where it pretends to be nostalgic for the term “layaway.” Our society is doomed.

An unspoken factor in Mamdani’s success is the fact that all his campaign videos sound like they’re using the Tangerine Dream score for Risky Business.

The man was just trying to protect his employees.

Why would someone who absolutely refuses to give up power ALSO refuse to do anything with said power?

Eric Adams is in it for the long haul! Sorry, did I say “long haul”? I meant “big haul.” The massive haul of cash and deals the NYC billionaires gave him to drop out.

Live from "war ravaged" Portland

I was in Portland last year and the only crime I saw was when I returned to LA and got back to paying LA drink prices. I beg the people who listen to our, frankly, mentally ill president to actually spend one day in the "war-torn" "crime-ridden" cities he lies about.

the president just said the military should start shooting american civilians if they want to

Another example of Ezra Klein believing and repeating complete nonsense because he consumes huge amounts of right-wing propaganda