Alright, now that the basketball and hockey season is over, we are finally able to give our collective attention to the one sport that truly matters. The World's sport. Speedrunning

Portland (Maine)

the entire point of life is to be kind and weird btw

Wake up babe, new Xenoblade powerful monster just dropped

Portland (Maine)

Ok but.

If sexual abuse was really considered a terrible thing, the world's richest and most powerful people wouldn't be abusers. The most valued technology wouldn't produce sexual abuse on demand. And allegations of abuse wouldn't be framed as positive depictions of masculinity. Our culture rewards abuse.

can I get a Hell Yeah in the chat

Many people are saying this

BAH GAWD. BAH GAWD THAT'S BILL MUDRON'S MUSIC!

George

lockheed fartin

Lawsky: new common law tort just dropped!

Today Microsoft moved all its GitHub copilot subscribers to token-based billing. If you want to see what happens when people have to pay the actual costs of AI, the day is finally here. It's obvious that every customer sees the deep, meaningful value and isn't angry at all.

Beware the dangers of speedrunning

The two genders

occupied

I need local birding friends.

I can finally announce the "Get The Goose to GDQ Donothon" set for Monday, June 8th - Sunday, June 15th All donations help with travel and lodging ;A; I don't think I formally announced that I have been selected as a back-up runner for the event with Saint Hazel's Horspital! #GDQ #SGDQ

Lots of people arguing in this thread about whether Bob Hoskins is hot or not, assuming that means what he looks like, which is irrelevant. You believe, say, that Cher wants to fuck him in Mermaids, because of their chemistry. And that makes you (me) want to fuck him.

🎶 Well, the word got around, they said, "This kid is insane, man" Took up a collection just to send him to the mainland "Get your education, don't forget from whence you came, and The world's gonna know your name, what's your name, man?"

Instead of vaguing or getting into arguments with a guy you made up on socmed everyone needs to have a friend circle where you can say the beloved words of "Can I be a little mean for a sec" and then vent your frustrations before going back to peace and love

I don't understand why this never materialized, and it bums me OUT

Who can I commission for Lilo and Stitch x Fast and the Furious fanart

Can't wait to go home tomorrow and cocoon myself for a week while I catch up on the last five months of speedrunning vods

Calling all speedrunners with heart monitors. PLEASE add this pop-up to your overlay.

No, it's fine, I don't have QUITE enough instruments yet

Asking for no one in particular: would it be better or worse if the Metamucil you mixed with baked beans was fizzy?

Can't wait for this scene in the new movie

"I need AI art, otherwise I can't make my project." Randy Savage cut a promo with nothing but a coffee creamer he swiped from craft services. Stop making excuses and do better.

The man who bankrupted a casino has now also managed to produce the first football world cup nobody wants to attend, there has never been anyone else who ever possessed this level of ability at failing

I DID manage to squeak in two submissions to Flame Fatales, including the most stressful NES speedrun known to man

Hard to describe exactly how busy/on fire everything is for me IRL, but it's leaving me without a lot of energy to be social/productive. I keep waiting for it to get better, but few things subside as others pile on. reap, sow, etc.

I ORDER MY COFFEE BLACK. NO SUGAR. NO MILK. NO WATER. NO CUP. THEY HAND ME THE BEANS. I EAT THEM IN THE PARKING LOT LIKE A HORSE. THE BARISTAS HAVE STOPPED CHARGING ME. I HAVE NOT SLEPT SINCE TUESDAY. I CAN HEAR THE WIFI

Look at all of those Fatales!!!!! Congrats to all of the Fatales runners and back up runners at #SGDQ2026!! 💛💜💛💜

The Brakrooms "Yeah, buddy!"

All this to say that I also think you should be allowed to eat others' Neopets without their consent.

I cannot stress enough how much anyone who complains about the government spending money to give new parents free diapers should never know one single moment of peace

therapist: you use humor to deflect from trauma me: so you think I’m funny therapist: it’s a maladaptive behavior me: what I’m hearing is I’m funny

We're thrilled that Baltimore City Council passed a citywide moratorium on new data centers. This is one step closer to shifting the status quo of prioritizing profit over people!

Lazslo Cravensworth voice “The PAINTER of LIGHT”

I read this while on a meeting and had to explain my tears

Update: somehow, it was not

Run submissions AND volunteer applications (including Games Committee) for SCS @ Tekko '26 are now open - remote runners and volunteers welcome! Additional information and run submissions: oengus.io/marathon/tek... Volunteer application: bit.ly/VolunteerTek... GC application: bit.ly/Tekko26GC