I'm slaying vampires. Or vampire. Singular. Unless he's got brides? I dunno. I'm slaying is what I'm saying. Streaming: CastleVania 1 www.nimtemdo.com

No correct aspect ratio upload to be found on YouTube, and I could be more rigorous about my editing, but I genuinely think this is some of the funniest 106 seconds in comedy history, and definitely in my top five Simpsons jokes.

Someone in ten years is going to FINALLY make the remastered version of Zero Wing with an all new, "good" translation. Internet 1.0 will roll over in its grave.

Me to every single one of my students every single day.

Hi! I vanished for two and a half months. What did I miss?

I think I've done something similar before but I like having prompts

I've listened to this song by @themountaingoats.bsky.social every school year on the first day the kids come back since my first year teaching. Continuing the tradition this morning on teaching year 13. Let's go.

I already thought this pencil portrait Jack Kirby did of his wife Roz was great but then I read the caption: "A drawing of Mrs. Kirby done, from memory, on the back of a piece of German stationery picked up off a dead enemy soldier." DAAAAMMMMNNN!

Birthday was cool. Worked, Whit got me a really neat planner and some smell good stuff for my classroom, I saw Fantastic Four, and then this little guy jumped on my windshield and rode it all the way home. Him name is Mr. Frogtastic and he ensures I'll have good luck for this next decade of life.

To be so close to greatness

Starting TONIGHT, we are introducing Quest for Quet, a mutual aid speedrunning marathon benefitting @traineranade.bsky.social so that they can afford to train and raise their new service animal, Quetzalcoatl! Come join at Anade’s channel and help support and donate if you can! Schedule in replies!

Real discussion: CNN: Hey Dave it's CNN. Could you come on to talk about the death of Hulk Hogan Me: Hulk Hogan was a racist scab and a liar. He hated unions, Black people, and the truth and that's why he loved Donald Trump. What time do you want me? CNN: Great! Well.... so we'll keep looking

rest in piss hulk hogan

Was taking a short Bluesky mental health break and needed to come back to say fuck Hulk Hogan, that racist, union busting stooge. Rest in piss.

Hulk Hogan Dead at 71 After Long Battle with the Truth hard-drive.net/hd/entertain...

Terry Bollea right about now. Good riddance.

Hulk Hogan ratted out other wrestlers attempting to unionize to save his own position and paycheck above anyone else's & gladly accepted funding from Peter Thiel for his Gawker court case that paved frequently abused legal precedents for the rich to shut down any media outlets that embarrass them.

Look, you can say a lot about Hogan's legacy: he was racist, he was terrible to his colleagues, he put himself above other people, he firmly believed in the supremacy of white people, he was a bad wrestler, his life was a net negative for society. That's it. That's the post.

Hogan telling everyone around him in hell that he had six simultaneous heart attacks in front of 200,000 fans at the Superdome, and lived to be 106

I still can't believe this is a real clip of trial testimony in an actual court room.

Performing one last massive farewell hometown gig to tens of thousands of people and then dropping dead just a few days afterwards is an incredibly metal way to go out.

In case any of my fellow creatives also needed this reminder:

Name five games you'd play at any time. Not your top 5 of all time, just five games you'd play any time. Here's mine: • Super Mario Bros 3 • Super Mario Maker 2 • Mega Man 2/3 • Chrono Trigger • Link to the Past Oh no I'm basic

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A Borges story about a guy who gets AI to summarize all the world’s information for him, and then summarize the summary, until the AI has the whole world summarized into a single word. He sits alone at his desk, staring at the word, repeating it endlessly, certain he is experiencing everything

Diverging entirely in tone from my last post: My partner took in this guy while I was at SGDQ and is looking for his new home. In the meantime she's seeking help getting him set up for the future. Here’s the link (just clicking gets you access to adorable dog pics) www.gofundme.com/f/help-kap-o...

what am I doing with my life

Colbert had the only late night show EVER to platform a live speedrun... it will be missed

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I don't have the money for a Switch 2 to play Donkey Kong Bananza but I do have the money to buy a bunch of bananas and eat them but bananas are pretty gross so I won't be doing that.

Oh important MTG tech If you put Sonic in your Zinnia deck, you can make Sonic pregnant

guy who fills his Wanted meter in games because it's nice to be wanted

I don't have full access to my PC at the moment but was thinking of getting a month of Game Pass to play Clair Obscur (too expensive on Steam ATM). Anyone have experience with Game Pass on the Steam Deck and what that experience is like?

This is my friend and I approve this message

was not aware of Ayo Edebiri's amazing Letterboxd presence

Lmao @ GDQ chat making it into the newest episode of Botchamania youtu.be/iGC7RyAXDQM?...

I love seeing conservatives getting pushed out of speedrunning spaces and being scared to participate in them. We should keep doing that just by existing and not backing down. If you think GDQ is “too political” you should eat dirt 👍

20 years ago today, July 14, 2005, I created "Link finds a WTF" on YTMND, later becoming better known today on the Internet after it took on a life of its own as "WTF BOOM!". To commemorate this 20th anniversary, I've remastered my original WTF BOOM! YTMND in 4k. #ytmnd #wtfboom

Here's a real first draft my SGDQ 2025 poem, grown from the snippet I scribbled down a couple days ago. #SGDQ2025

Miss Rachel continues to have more of a moral backbone than 99% of public figures

A Chase Bank in Hoffman Estates, IL Taco Bell not a great choice before a three hour drive. I'm fine though. Feeling energized but my partner wants me to sleep before coming home so I can actually be helpful tomorrow. But NOT YET.

one of my favorite sketchbook comics, anime press conference

Same