to the tune of Pink Pony Club

NASA is excellent at both rockets and hopecore

"Sorry, you can either afford to live or fight forever wars,,, can't do both"

I actually think this is the only billionaire who is affected by the price of eggs

Auto-Tune the News correspondent Antoine Dodson on our Department of Defense/War becoming Dr. Seuss + war crimes Department

the most confusing place on Earth (Queens, NY)

was Pam Bondi trying to un-hibernate Auto-Tune the News?

eminem’s been real quiet since this dropped

became a tiktok DJ today, blessed

I knew it would take less than a day for a tiktok dj to make something.

In a suit filed earlier today by three fired FBI officials, Patel and Bongino are portrayed as being so obsessed with social media that it could “risk outweighing more deliberate analyses of investigations."

Congrats to my pals @gregorybrothers.bsky.social on their Webby Award nomination for our "Déjà Vu (But Worse)" video! vote.webbyawards.com/PublicVoting...

Contrary to popular belief, the Chicago River isn't dyed green for St. Patrick's Day. It was permanently stained green following an incident on August 8th, 2004. Google "Chicago River Incident" for more info

is it woke to want to end cancer?

i just cannot get over how much the administration’s response to the crash shows a profound disrespect for the lives of the people they are supposed to serve

Owners’ box

something about the zuckerberg rebrand feels like when glenn beck wore a scarf for a while

Seeing a lot of price gouging with rents over the last 24 hours in LA. If you see any gouging, learn more about how to report it here. oag.ca.gov/consumers/pr...

yeah, i’m something of a music connoisseur…some might call me an addict, a fanatic

George Bailey ceasing to exist caused climate change to accelerate because of Mr. Potter’s consolidation of power and alliance with Hee-Haw Sam (see the snow returning with his returning life). In this essay we will

NYC (or NYC-bound) friends and enemies—we’re bringing back our holiday show on Monday, December 16th at Littlefield! Might get cozy-pilled ☕️

Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.

holding space for this remix of holding space for the lyrics of defying gravity

Please allow me to re-share my rough sketch of some advanced carbon capture technology

The CEO of Delta says that having to refund a passenger for a cancelled flight is "government overreach." These corporations are endlessly greedy, and the next 4 years will be a slue of efforts to swindle consumers out of every penny.

This is so important

not enough haunted spirits visiting billionaires on christmas eve anymore which is kinda fucked up if you ask me

what?!?

CHUCK D: on stage, rapping calmly FLAVOR FLAV:

we can all be organ donors—but why not skeleton donors to create Bone Xylophones? this is a war on the arts

Department of Government Efficiency, from the mind behind “the subway but with traffic”

so…does this mean the Piano Guys will be back for the inauguration?