Million dollar idea: One of those mouse pads with a boob-shaped wrist rest, but Garfield is printed on it and the boobs are Garfield's eyes.

It happened. Bookshop.org has acquired the NEW EDITION of THE HIDDEN FACE. Get it here: bookshop.org/p/books/the-...

The Trump administration can’t threaten to punish media organizations like ABC and the New York Times because they don't like what they have to say. The right to speak freely, protest peacefully, choose our own religious practice, and access a free press is foundational to our democracy.

A jury of my peers? TWELVE murderers?!

*slaps top of overly large butter cookie tin* “This baby can fit so many sewing supplies”

Newsom is sending California resources to Puerto Rico ahead of Tropical Storm Erin. We know the feds won't do shit, and Cosplay Noem will take a week to approve anything that's not another vacation for herself and her boy toy Corey. Non-billionaire Americans have to look out for each other.

Cheese it! The Cops!

TIL I can replace the rear view mirror in my car.

reskeet this if anti-trans people are not welcome and unsafe with you.

The wolf spider (lycosidae family) and the I-sure-hope-that's-a-wolf-spider are more similar than I’d like.

Out of curiosity, what do you think is the best bad movie about cryptids?

takeout has always been a thing because human beings have always known it’s unsustainable to Do It All All of the Time™

#LABLaughs2025 continues tonight! Tickets at www.zeffy.com/ticketing/lab-laughs--2025

Which cast member from #LABLaughs2025 isn't in this picture? Join us tonight through Sunday to find out. Hint: She's really funny. Tickets at www.zeffy.com/en-US/ticket...

More #LABLaughs2025 this weekend, starting TONIGHT! Tickets at www.zeffy.com/en-US/ticket...

Join us for today's matinee of #LABLaughs2025! Doors at 2:30 p.m., curtain at 3 p.m. We're at the LAB Theater Project at 820 E. Henderson Avenue, Tampa, FL 33602. Ticket link: www.zeffy.com/ticketing/la...

#LABLaughs2025 opens THURSDAY at the LAB Theater Project in historic Ybor City! Gala tickets: labtheaterproject.org/gala25/ Show tickets: www.zeffy.com/ticketing/la... Broadway World article about the show: www.broadwayworld.com/tampa/articl...

Question on the trivia chat for the Necronomicon Tampa discord: Keeping with Dragonlance, for a Kender, what is the definition of a family heirloom? My answer: A lawsuit from the Tolkien estate

If this was a fae trap I'd be screwed

Folks, a shameless self-promotion: I'm going to be in a LIVESTREAMING #murdermysterycompany show. Catch it at 8 p.m. TONIGHT, Friday, July 11, 2025 on www.twitch.tv/moistcr1tika... or www.youtube.com/@penguinz0 #dyingforaliving #killertime

I'm in rehearsals all this week for #LABLaughs2025 at Lab TheaterProject! Tickets are still available for our shows, which run July 17 through August 3. We've got nine great shorts...which I thought was odd, because usually shorts come in pairs, but I digress. www.zeffy.com/en-US/ticket...

Swaggart was known for his missionary position.

Hey, if you're an artist who uses Stripe, they're about to force an AI feature on you whether you want it or not. It charges 30% of any payment dispute that you win. You can disable auto-submission, but it looks like the AI still automatically runs on your behalf with no way to entirely opt out?

Ready, FIRE!, aim.

Last thought for the night: I just learned how Leonhard Euler pronounced his name, and now I want there to be a competitive math team from Houston or Edmonton called the Eulers.

Counterpoint: Robert E. Lee was a treasonous loser who gladly slaughtered his fellow Americans in defense of slavery while being a mildly above average military tactician. He should’ve been hanged in Lexington.

And of course and as always - new bars will be set and used for *any other* protests moving forward.

This is the way to stand up to these bullies! Respect ✊

I despise Trump with every bit of my being. But please don’t use the fact he might have a catheter as something to make fun of him about. There’s more than enough wrong with him. You don’t have to use something that millions of people need. I had one for a while and it wasn’t pleasant

At least ten armed officers blocked a lone young woman from trying to get home. The best idea to defuse the situation the ten could think up was to yell at her for a few seconds and then shoot her with rubber bullets.

I'm proud to say once again that I've been cast in #LABLaughs2025, opening to the public July 18 and running through August 3 at the Lab Theater Project in Ybor City! Enjoy 10 performers in nine brilliantly written shorts*! Don't wait until it's too late! You need a RESERVATION...**

Thank you to everyone who joined us for the VCAE Showcase today at the TECO Theater at the Straz Performing Arts Center's Patel Conservatory! It was great to get a chance to tell our story, and to meet each of you.

Hey, everyone... This Saturday's Veteran Civilian Arts Ensemble Showcase at the Straz Center's TECO Theater is free, but seating is limited. Get yours now!

Every now and then, @jaubrey.bsky.social posts a new video and I always know I'm in for a ride. Thank you J Aubrey for making this information accessible and digestible! I may hate Elon, but I can't just call him Miles Bron and roll my eyes. I gotta learn about him 🙄🙄 youtu.be/0D23lPcOc64?...

Hey, folks! I'm on my way to rehearsal for the Veteran Civilian Arts Ensemble Showcase. Hope you'll join us for our performance THIS SATURDAY at 2 p.m., at the Straz Center's TECO Theater! strazcenter.org/events/2425-... #communitytheater #veterancivilianartsensemble

actual conversations with my husband: Him: So you don't want to go to the open mic tonight? Me: god, I'd love to go, but I can't be seen by the populace or I will raze them for sustenance, and to sate my bottomless blood-rage.

How animals are being saved from the war everyday on the frontlines. #Ukraine 📹vet.crew/animalsinukraine

They're so easy, I'll get you the recipe.

Peter David, novelist, comic book writer, TV writer, and all around great person, has passed on. The world is poorer for his absence.

@necronomicontampa.bsky.social Good to see you all on BlueSky! I'm looking very much forward to this year's convention, including guests of honor @seananmcguire.bsky.social, Timothy Zahn, and Ghost of Honor Bernard Heuvelmans!

Had a great set of callbacks this evening! Even if I don't get anything I'm up for, it was still a privilege to spend time with a bunch of great performers and directors.

If you need videos to be under 50mb for Bluesky, using Adobe Media Encoder set "Maximum File Size" to 50MB it will handily export a file which is exactly 51 megabytes.

Indeed. And they are the same folks stoking panic and Islamophobia about "sharia law" when they have been working to install a far right Christian theocratic regime. *THAT* is why it matters when Martha Ann Alito and Mike Johnson fly Appeal to Heaven flags. It is brazen.

Having just published my website, I'm now looking for a new hosting/design service...it seems that my present site only allows audio files that max out at 16 bits and 128 kbps. I mean, if I were hosting a website in 1996, that would be great. This is 2025.

A friend of mine plays Dungeons & Dragons as a Psi Warrior, so adds a Psionic Energy die to attack rolls. I'm considering rolling up a College of Lore Bard, who can de-buff opponents with the Cutting Words reaction. I could supplement his Psi die with side-eye.

Dude, I Lost My F-18.