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Uh no...we definitely realize it.

The Champions League final in Germany last year opened with Linkin Park

I am from Seattle. I live in Maine. I am at a bar that by definition is All-In For the Patriots. Someone just saw my blue & green hair extensions & *recoiled.* “Cat what the fuck are you doing?” And Reader, I got to say it. In the right context. BITCH I AM FROM SEATTLE! #dragrace #superbowl

“it’s supercool the hawks won the superbowl but maaaybe the neighborhood fireworks are overkill?” ~Lucy

as you watch all of the rah-rah pageantry of the Super Bowl it’s astounding to remember that MAGA is so weird and offputting that they’ve apparently given football to the libs in the national divorce

Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af

Some people were confused by my ICE post. This should clear it up.

Hannity has a Fox reporter in Minneapolis talk to a random protester walking through the city who goes on to spit bars for 2 minutes

historically accurate☑️

hope that's not Joy

An absolutely magnificent Freudian slip! 🤌🏼

AI people are so fucking dumb they made a response to that post using homelander jesus christ it should be illegal to be this dumb

#SaveSpeech The call campaign is having an effect! The pressure right now is integral, if you are making calls, PLEASE KEEP CALLING. If you havent called yet or took a break, now is a GREAT time to hop on and add to the pressure!

(4/4) This has been a public service announcement from a person who shoulda known better. Seriously, I TRAINED to spot stuff like this.

(3/4) at Hudson (who is emailing from the proper domain). Avoid at all costs, and while ACAB, consider forwarding relevant information at least to Hudson, if not the cops.

(2/4) Hudson Instruments, Inc., which is located there. It should have occurred to me the second the emails started coming from alinaconlon (at) hotmail (dot) com, but being offered a shot at $1200 gave me too big of an excuse to ignore red flags. I just received confirmation from Wendy McCrory

Soooo...if you ever receive an email from someone claiming to be "Alina Conlon" with Hudson Instruments, Inc, offering auditions for VO work, this person is a known scammer being sought by the Westmont (Illinois) Police Department for significant bank fraud against the actual company (1/4)

What he said Part 2: 💯 🎯

someone invited people magazine to the kitchen and they brought their own knives

Get spun up with out our latest #RetroReview of #Sliders! It's season 3 episode "Electric Twister Acid Test". fandomentanglement.com/2025/sliders... Co-hosts @suggie176.bsky.social & @bloxam.bsky.social welcome back actor/voiceover artist @brunsworks.bsky.social to discuss the whirlwind episode.

Million dollar idea: One of those mouse pads with a boob-shaped wrist rest, but Garfield is printed on it and the boobs are Garfield's eyes.

The Trump administration can’t threaten to punish media organizations like ABC and the New York Times because they don't like what they have to say. The right to speak freely, protest peacefully, choose our own religious practice, and access a free press is foundational to our democracy.

A jury of my peers? TWELVE murderers?!

*slaps top of overly large butter cookie tin* “This baby can fit so many sewing supplies”

Newsom is sending California resources to Puerto Rico ahead of Tropical Storm Erin. We know the feds won't do shit, and Cosplay Noem will take a week to approve anything that's not another vacation for herself and her boy toy Corey. Non-billionaire Americans have to look out for each other.

Cheese it! The Cops!

TIL I can replace the rear view mirror in my car.

reskeet this if anti-trans people are not welcome and unsafe with you.

The wolf spider (lycosidae family) and the I-sure-hope-that's-a-wolf-spider are more similar than I’d like.

Out of curiosity, what do you think is the best bad movie about cryptids?

takeout has always been a thing because human beings have always known it’s unsustainable to Do It All All of the Time™

#LABLaughs2025 continues tonight! Tickets at www.zeffy.com/ticketing/lab-laughs--2025

Which cast member from #LABLaughs2025 isn't in this picture? Join us tonight through Sunday to find out. Hint: She's really funny. Tickets at www.zeffy.com/en-US/ticket...

More #LABLaughs2025 this weekend, starting TONIGHT! Tickets at www.zeffy.com/en-US/ticket...

Join us for today's matinee of #LABLaughs2025! Doors at 2:30 p.m., curtain at 3 p.m. We're at the LAB Theater Project at 820 E. Henderson Avenue, Tampa, FL 33602. Ticket link: www.zeffy.com/ticketing/la...

#LABLaughs2025 opens THURSDAY at the LAB Theater Project in historic Ybor City! Gala tickets: labtheaterproject.org/gala25/ Show tickets: www.zeffy.com/ticketing/la... Broadway World article about the show: www.broadwayworld.com/tampa/articl...

Question on the trivia chat for the Necronomicon Tampa discord: Keeping with Dragonlance, for a Kender, what is the definition of a family heirloom? My answer: A lawsuit from the Tolkien estate

If this was a fae trap I'd be screwed

Folks, a shameless self-promotion: I'm going to be in a LIVESTREAMING #murdermysterycompany show. Catch it at 8 p.m. TONIGHT, Friday, July 11, 2025 on www.twitch.tv/moistcr1tika... or www.youtube.com/@penguinz0 #dyingforaliving #killertime

I'm in rehearsals all this week for #LABLaughs2025 at Lab TheaterProject! Tickets are still available for our shows, which run July 17 through August 3. We've got nine great shorts...which I thought was odd, because usually shorts come in pairs, but I digress. www.zeffy.com/en-US/ticket...

Swaggart was known for his missionary position.

Hey, if you're an artist who uses Stripe, they're about to force an AI feature on you whether you want it or not. It charges 30% of any payment dispute that you win. You can disable auto-submission, but it looks like the AI still automatically runs on your behalf with no way to entirely opt out?