when i was a teen i asked my mom if guys could suck their own D and shes like idk and im like ok ill google it and shes like NOT HERE! go to your friends house and do it!

most likely to become famous out of spite

Rub my head, tell me I'm pretty and feed me pussy~

If cat5e then mou5e?

🖤

<Morgan Freeman Narrates> "...and just like that*snaps fingers*another piece of the puzzle fell in to place~"

Posers. Locally, we call those people posers. And they are not welcome~ #putthatbabysspellonme

redrum ehs etorw

Been forever since I got chased~

sick of the bullshit

I am not overthinking things. If anything, you're underthinking things

Challenge Accepted~

Neighbor: "What's Up?" Me: "I like girls who make love, But I love girls who like to fuck, that's what's up~

Slightly diminish a game: Battleshit

My advice to you is get up, right this second, and oil your cutting board

Hitting me right in the kiwis, Thanks for asking~

Come on now don’t be shy~ #NSFW #LewdRp #GothSlut #GothGirl #18+

all this energy could be used for something… idk, productive?

let this be a lesson for you

Her: "I told you not to cum in my mouth!" Me: "awww, I'm sorry baby, I didn't want to mess up your hair in church~"

Too much sociopolitical commentary from the kinda people that need the instructions on the handwash bottle

When I find myself in times of trouble, Mother Mary comes to me Speaking words of wisdom, eat some cheese

i don’t think anyone has ever told you to shut the fuck up, and that’s a damn shame

For the first time in a long time I feel understood~

No no Josh. I said I'm BILINGUAL. BILINGUAL. It doesn't me what you think it does~ 😐

Shout out to Digger from Big Hazard SUR XIII RIP Homie~ youtube.com/shorts/jQw0C...

Like my mom always said: If you don’t have anything nice to say then shut the fuck up

well, i think… you know what? never mind

I’m kinda embarrassed to admit how many times my surround sound scares the shit out of me.

LFG!

not today low sodium soup things are already bleak enough

Ladies built like this... Where You at~

I'll just floss tomorrow

I don't know who needs to hear this, but Secret's Refreshing Berry gel kinda smells like Teen Spirit.

This. And butt stuff~

Damn~

Cause classy~

i have secret fucks to give but you gotta earn em

I think she's fucking with me

does this weed make me look high?

Her: "Pull out this time," Me: "Okay," Also me: Pulls out, puts it back in and cums~

😏

Today's tshirt l

I'm all about free range shenanigans~

you can’t help hamburger, it’s already dead