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Doctor (to patient's family): I'm so sorry...bro is cooked

this is my kind of company motto right here

good news folks, the leopards will be redirected to another face 🙏

Our long national nightmare of monitoring coastal environments, marine ecosystems and powerful currents that affect the global climate is coming to an end.

This political and cultural moment is crying out for people to plainly tell our ruling class of liars, thieves, and charlatans to eat shit. It's the fastest track to superstardom

You used to be able to google the time of the sunset, and Google would give you the exact time right on top every single time. Thankfully, with artificial intelligence, you can now ask Google what time the sun will set and it will conveniently tell you "I don't know."

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Cybertruck owner believes advertising, drives into lake (!), is arrested? and they say the perfect news story doesn’t exist

Yeah I’m sick of all this Monday Morning QB’ing about not doing anything whatsoever to bring the people who openly tried to steal an election and then incited a violent televised coup to justice

Watching Brazil, South Korea and Hungary get rid of their authoritarians

The single most important thing that has to happen is criminal, civil, and/or professional consequences (whichever their behavior warrants) for everyone who has participated in the horror show we've been watching for over a year now

One thing Trump has successfully done is cowed a lot of people into thinking they can't call for meaningful accountability for him and his cronies because it would be "revenge" or "political" and therefore illegitimate. Absolutely essential to reject that

Chuck is the best. Meanwhile you have MAGA maniac Bruce Pearl sitting there with that shit-eating grin

This 50 yr old woman spent 5 months in jail accused of a crime in a state she's never even been to, because Clearview AI misidentified her as the suspect. A judge signed off on it, cops went along with it, no process in place to even question the AI. www.cnn.com/2026/03/29/u...

The Metaverse blunder should wipe out all of Zuckerberg's gains from his initial success. He should be back to zero now. He should have to get an apartment with Paul in project management and think up at least one more good idea if he wants a bigger apartment without Paul.

Think of all the people who worked on this knowing it was childish garbage that no one was gonna like but had to power through because of one detached billionaire lizard person

Oh man I can't possibly imagine how good that felt

kash Patel somberly walking away from the locker room door "maybe next time"

WBC rules clearly state that we have to release Maduro and put Trump in Venezuelan jail now

TFW you decide it's in the national interest to pay a company hundreds of millions of dollars to not generate energy during an energy crisis www.nytimes.com/2026/03/17/c...

Last month the NYT said AOC "struggled" to give an answer on Taiwan and quoted her with "uhs" and "ums" to make her look stupid Yesterday talking about Hormuz Trump claimed he's heard from "numerous countries" and said "uh" four times. The NYT deleted the "uhs" and paraphrased him to look smarter:

ok well good news for anyone who isnt a consumer i guess

These are the things that have historically led to revolutions. Not sustainable.

The year is 2026. Venezuela faces the United States in the WBC, as the matchup takes on extra significance after the United States kidnapped the Venezuelan president, which is at least the 15th or 16th-most batshit story of the last couple months.

Mayor Zohran Mamdani and Knicks’ Mohamed Diawara at Marcus Garvey Park after sharing iftar at Keur Yayeu Dara, a beloved Senegalese restaurant in Harlem.

Staff at the nation’s largest Immigration and Customs Enforcement detention facility have placed bets on which detainee will be the next to die by suicide, according to new reporting from the Associated Press based on 911 calls and detainee accounts.

Struck by this quote from Tuscon’s local prosecutor on why she joined a nationwide group discussing how to prosecute federal agents boltsmag.org/how-state-an...

Two brothers from South Texas and their high school mariachi bandmates were recognized by their congresswoman last June for winning a state mariachi competition. Nine months later, the brothers, along with their parents and younger brother, are in ICE detention and facing deportation.

The March 15, 2025, killing of Ruben Ray Martinez drew almost no public attention. But Martinez is now the first known American citizen shot to death by federal immigration agents during President Trump’s second term. https://wapo.st/4lbpGYC

Just throwing anything at the wall at this point

MASSIE: “Iran is not Venezuela. The Ayatollah was not a president. He was a religious leader… 🇺🇸 & 🇮🇱 turned him into a martyr, expended billions, 6 🇺🇸 families must now lay to rest their sons & daughters. And for what? This administration can't even give us a straight answer.”

However much you hate this person it isn’t enough.

Turns out lawlessness is not a winning strategy. See you at Nuremberg 2.0

we haven't had enough of these days in Trump 2. these days when some cartoonishly evil admin character gets fired (not for being evil, but over their 374th petty scandal) and we get off jokes in the too-small window before their replacement establishes how they'll be evil in a slightly different way

Congratulations to new head of DHS, Vecna from Stranger Things!

Trump Writes Netanyahu Strongly Worded Check

We need candidates who fall firmly into “looks like a cinnamon roll, could actually kill you” overlap.

The White House has helped MAGA influencers escape the Middle East on a private jet while more than a million ordinary Americans are still trapped with no way out.

went to the store __________ AI Summary ✨ Grammy-nominated R&B singer Jon B. posted that he is going to the stove – perhaps to "cook up" another hot, hot radio single. Frogs and toads, which are the same, can live on the Sun and often choose to.

Punching them while they are down. 168 school girls between 7 and 12 years of age. To be precise.