bird song

My handsome boy.

God grant me the time to do tomorrow what I decided not to do today.

It's hard to believe anything is this cute 😻

this has become a very important video to me

Happy Caturday

Telling her about my day . . .

Sure, I’d eat an Ewok

Everyone involved in this child’s kidnapping is going to hell.

Current view 😻

Just look at this fucking goober 😍

Every single day, I open my fridge and see *that* bottle of champagne and I think to myself “every day is one day closer”

Have to go back to eating smaller birds tomorrow. Ugh.

Winona Ryder is older than Rue McClanahan was when Golden Girls first aired

Today is not Saturday 😶

normal

Friends: do you know a Megan, who recently hurt her ankle in a Trade Joe’s parking lot and had surgery? Because her pissy ginger boyfriend is talking shit about her at Denver airport and thousands of women on Threads from *at least four* continents are gonna hunt him into his last days. Pass it on.

I feel you, ancient Mongolian ceramic hedgehog. I feel you.

Australia recorded ZERO cases of cervical cancer in women under 25 for the first time since they started tracking the cancer in the 80s. This is the power of vaccines. The HPV vaccine is extremely effective at preventing cancer. Viruses can be oncogenic. Get your vaccines and protect yourself!

The World’s Goodest Boy(👇) was half Pyr, and I cannot recommend the breed/mixes enough. Friendly, lazy, easy-going nature and usually great with kids (as well as other animals). If you have room in your heart and your yard - take a chance on one of these good boys/girls. You won’t find a better dog.

Mood

this is mesmerizing

We bought the puppy a bathrobe for after her baths and I have never made a better purchase.

I just want enough money to figure out which of my problems can’t be solved by money

These posters for the South Korean stage production of Macbeth are the greatest thing ever? #art

Marjorie Taylor Greene came into Congress in 2021 worth about $700,000. She leaves five years later worth around $25,000,000. 😳 Congress is just a giant insider-trading scheme.

if you tell your parents that you don’t want to have kids and they look offended, it’s because they’re thinking “damn, why didn’t I think of that“

Politicians in 3 states have passed legislation mandating the Ten Commandments be displayed in public schools. We've sued in all 3. We've won in all 3. Don't mess with the separation of church and state.

Trapped on a plane watching A Quiet Place . . . Are we supposed to root for the creature?? 🤔

No one whistles like New Yorkers, tho. This fucking fuck.

More wanderings . . .

when I was young, i used to wonder how people like this would fare in life, as they didn't seem suited for gainful employment. it turns out, the internet allowed them to accumulate a massive audience of similar idiots, enriching them and turning them into a presidential advisor

Teppanyaki with a friend in Roppongi

Yakiniku breakfast with my sushi chef friend on his day off . . .

Wandering

In celebration of the 10th anniversary of WeRateDogs, let us remember one of the best Twitter exchanges of all time.

The Morning News weather report is doing a segment on cats that look like prefectures 😹

Whisky time at Bar Thalia.

Some of you wear pants at home and it shows

“Short bursts indicate an ICE sighting. Long whistles indicate agents making arrests. If you hear the whistle and you’re undocumented, said [Whitney Hu, a community activist and organizer with South Brooklyn Mutual Aid], ‘you hide. And if you’re somebody who’s not, you go to the street.’”

billboard seen in London.

In fairness, in terms of volume, youth pastors and priests are some of the few people who are competitive with Jeffrey Epstein when if comes to abusing children.

Usually you try to place one of the best parts of the book as an excerpt

Post Sushi yummies with the chef and his wife - always a magical time.

At my all-time favorite, Sushi Korin - mute me now if you don't want a barrage of fish pics ;-)

One of my favorite meals in Tokyo is the tamago kake gohan buffet at Kisaburo Nojo. Nothing should be this delicious 😋

Lunch at Utsuke for the crispiest unagi I've ever had.

Tokyo fashion is something else

Monja and okonomiyaki - so fun and yummy 😋