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Trump announces he will not attend his son's wedding

You may remember Republicans absolutely losing their mind when Obama released $1.7 billion in frozen Iranian assets.

we're getting unheard of minions lore and you dont think bluesky has the juice???

hate when the ball's in my court. the fuck am i supposed to do with this thing.

To my peeps, and my Brown and LGBTQ friends. Never forget that your light was so damn bright they handed the world to the first asshole who promised to dim it.

Really love that Chuck Jones was so upset with the premise of Space Jam that it briefly turned him into a powerscaler

Lmao of course she was

It's not like a conspiracy theory that CBS canceled the Late Show so Trump would approve of the Paramount merger, right? Like we know that this was its intended effect?

something something bad faith takes weaponized for political and/or financial expediency?

Man, D2 being shelved is literally what we were all worried about, huh. Rough stuff.

The feds harangued Kat and my family over bullshit charges for a year. They tried to beat her down, bankrupt Kat and her codefendants through legal fees, and a defeat her spirit. They fucking lost. They will continue to lose. Fuck ICE forever. To this criminal gang of a government: stay losing.

KAT WON. FUCK ICE.

i would broadly caution against the “[kink] is only okay because it helps people deal with [related trauma]” for a number of reasons. i don’t really like to think of the sex i or anyone else has as morally unacceptable *unless* ive paid some kind of trauma tax earlier in my life.

Seem like a prime batch of applicants for that $1.7B “anti-weaponization” slush fund

AOC: This is what drinking water in Georgia looks like after Meta began data center construction in the community.

Let’s hear it for the DOGE incels!! Great job Elon!!!

hell yeah I got TMJ TOO MUCH JUICE 😎😤😤

almost (*almost*) makes me feel sorry for don junior

CEO of Ben Shapiro’s company just resigned

the fuck it will

To her credit she truly was a feminist icon. No more will mediocre white men alone be credited for failing upwards and taking on responsibilities they're woefully under qualified for until they burn companies to the ground with their incompetency

haha yeah i bet there's a joint commission for the weed bill

"My father is Steve Jobs, the inventor of jobs"

Orson Welles: I worked with Grogu. Not in film you see but on the stage. Brilliant performer but a cruel disgusting wretch of a soul. Interviewer: Pourrions-nous parler de Citizen Kane à la place, s'il vous plaît ? Welles: yes he did sell out his friends to HUAC, I will never forgive him for that

Look, if you wanted your student loans, healthcare, or retirement paid for by the government I suppose you should have stormed the Capitol on January 6th.

this is why they dont let me be the fighter jet in battlefield 6

This from @robflaherty.bsky.social feels like a drum I’ve been banging for quite some time

built different i guess

Guy with visible stink lines: the birth rate,

“I don't understand what it's supposed to do. Every time I see a video on Instagram that's like, 'Hollywood is cooked,' what follows is, like, the most stupid dog shit I've ever seen in my life…”

LA mayoral candidate Spencer Pratt won’t stop talking about the apocalyptic results of homeless people using “super meth,” a very scary-sounding drug that does not exist:

It's fascinating how they accuse reporters of "writing it wrong" whenever they write something unflattering about the admin. They've worked so hard to edge their ideas into the mainstream by couching it as "their perspective" but when it's someone else's and not nice it's just "wrong"

hey guys what the fuck are we doing here

Another reason "AI" sucks

thucydides trap house that anything? not sure

standing in the doorway, waiting for my wife to get off her call so i can tell her that i broke the glass plate in the microwave

The Mortal Kombat film franchise is “for the fans” in the same way that a cigarette break is for your mental health—a familiar, mild poison to alert the body that it is still alive. Merry-Go-Round Magazine urges you to just say NO to MORTAL KOMBAT 2.

saw this on an ACT UP poster from 1988 at the Poster House museum today. the more things change :)

DOGE's impact: a new study looks at “the earliest evidence of the impact of cuts to USAID on the incidence of violent events” which suggests that “the radical cuts […] led to an increase in conflict in the regions that received the most aid from the United States.” www.404media.co/doge-cuts-un...

university of washington facilities employee seen with a pressure washer, erasing chalkings from the tiled brick plaza that was the site of a vigil held last night for the murdered student, a 19 year old trans woman