0.000% of Communism has been built. Evil child-murdering billionaires still rule the world with a shit-eating grin. All he has managed to do is make himself *sad*. He is starting to suspect Kras Mazov *fucked him over* personally with his socio-economic theory.

one day you're going to see elon posting "we just cut 200 million dollars going to bull weevil outbreak prevention 😂😂" and then a couple months later the entire midwest will be decimated by the first mass bull weevil outbreak since 1884

There really is a tweet for everything

I do think it's fun that they decided to make the NBA refs speak into the tribal council voting camera from Survivor

my dad does not like me implying that if the Knicks take it Zohran Mamdani has the mandate of heaven

Musk functionally ran the US government for 6 months last year and managed to: increase spending, slash services, kill 100,000s, and help nurture both Ebola & Screwworms. Yet somehow no one mentions this when they talk about the company he is going to take public this week.

I suspect this might be the best photo I ever take

"a goofy movie": a humble title. why it's not even necessarily "the" goofy movie. we simply, respectfully offer you this story for your consideration "doug's 1st movie": the hubris of icarus. the unbridled audacity to imply that this is only the 1st chapter of the Doug Cinematic Universe. pathetic

"You see, 'Pizza' means 'Pedophilia' but 'Bill Pulte Fucks" and "Only the Young" are two separate phrases there, you can't read 'em together like that" -Every Pizzagater right about now

i say this with utmost respect: deborah ann wololo

Boy those sure were some video games!!

me: alright, first place! Sonic Racing Crossworld:

WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF

shinji get in the race car or else rei will have to race sonic again

"a woman without a bush is like an angel without its wings. it is a corruption of the divine form" -Char Aznable

Virtua Fighter reminds you to be the Latinx that Japan thinks you are

I thought Guild Wars 3 was gonna be another High Guard installment for the first three seconds of the trailer and was deeply concerned

HAEX is a game where you build the Obama Presidential Library

They never want us talking about the low rates or how difficult shoots are. You raise your voice and you risk not being invited back to set. Very happy to see the crew of Obsession slowly talking about their experience

Thankfully this 1933 rumination on the mass psychology of fascism has no modern analogs

has any man ever been more vindicated? x.com/stuartbuck1/...

RIP Marjane Satrapi (1969-2026)

The AI industry’s primary super PAC has been secretly running an X account pretending to be an anti AI doomer that posted about killing AI executives and destroying data centers.

Marjane Satrapi is dead and there's nowhere to stream Persepolis : (

i know we all know he's a bastard but doing the "you would be so much more pretty if you smiled" to a reporter is fucking vile

This is really, really good.

The president is admitting that it's a partisan event here, so it shouldn't be getting any more federal funding. He can pay for it himself.

To my Pride folks. You are loved. There ain't no other you. You are so fierce you got these wockaflockas shook and whatnot. Go on with yo' bad selves.

"Creators who get sucked into bad deals in the next 18 months will be the ones who mistake Hollywood’s sudden interest for validation. Please know that Hollywood is trying to import an asset it doesn’t know how to build internally. That’s leverage and should be treated as such."

Kind of love how done Hunter Biden is with everything

this hostage situation in Bakersfield is now in its 13th hour

her music is fine but I don't see why they gave her a whole god of war

anyway here's what's happening in Bakersfield

BALLOT BOX, BABY. DON'T LET LOUIS DEJOY STEAL YOUR JOY

Dying Man Reassures Failed Country

does anyone remember when they describe the bad vampires in cirque du freak as like swollen and purple cause they're so full of extra blood

no one is suffering more this pride month than me, a straight man not actively dating a bisexual they/femme

If there was any doubt that Forza Horizon 6 is the game of the year, that doubt has officially been obliterated now.

Lmaooooo

(texting my friend Evil Larry) me: what's up dude Larry: matters most vile

me when you left your facebook logged in on the school computer and i am about to ruin you for all of 7th grade:

1 other idea. The first was “a minion makes a wish on a One Wish Willow that another minion falls in love with him”

put too much thought into this, but communist medici is just like regular medici except instead of banks its a credit union empire

victor wembanyama cant complain about anything cause the moment one guy goes "more like victor WAH-mbenyama" its over

this is a fake screenshot by a right wing troll account on twitter btw

I love that The Daily Wire was given tens of millions of dollars to do exactly what Walsh says in his tweet, and the results have been... Ladyballers, Run Hide Fight, Terror on the Prairie, and What is a Woman?