jesus did anyone else know Highguard went offline almost a week ago??? god damn

Kash Patel in the U.S. locker room solemnly asking if anyone has seen Nancy Guthrie.

AIPAC needs to be dismantled

kind of demystifies Oliver Ma's angle tbh

Pretending like you are going to war instead of a baseball tournament and then losing at baseball is super funny

I made just over $7,000 all of last year so yeah I'd love a copywriting job if you got one

just double checked and baby that squarespace is still holding space in my bio if anyone is looking for a copywriter pleasehiresteven.squarespace.com

man I cant believe the Olympics went by without me explaining prisencolinensinainciusol to anyone

one thing the Olympics did was showcase the talents of the long-ignored Mountain Italians

damn it's almost like this whole thing was a bad idea

i cant believe the architects of the iraq war are doing this after they suffered zero legal consequences for their role in the previous quagmire and continued to advance in their professional careers as if nothing had happened

mom can you pick me up at the strait of hormuz, my friends are laughing at me and wont help

yeah sorry man we'd fix the whole "gambling death cult" thing but the president's dipshit kids need something to do

this is how he wrote that fuckin star wars song

‘Good Oscars, Good Oscars,’ Repeat Nominees In Forced Post-Ceremony Handshake Line

Jesus when he comes back to Earth:

DA COOG

The Oscars have no credibility. They change their minds about who the best actor is every year.

lmao what did that dude say when they cut to Conan!!!

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if i was burger king i would've made the food good from the start but thats just me

friend, this is Marcus Junius Brutus CAESAR has declared himself DICTATOR FOR LIFE and MUST BE STOPPED can you rush a donation of ten denarii today to show that you STAND WITH THE REPUBLIC?

making connections

that’s a good ol fashioned jack off

jump scare warning

the proud boys' lawyer thinks he redacted the email addresses of the over 2000 people who donated to the fundraiser for the lawsuit, but here's the thing: no he did not lol

lol kash patel is talking about training fbi agents with UFC fighters. my guy. where is that 83 year old lady. maybe train them with some blood hounds or something first.

I don’t think this shit will work but i never want to hear about free speech from any trumpers or anti anti trumpers ever again, fuck off forever bsky.app/profile/cram...

How about “Every congressman with an ounce of integrity should be screaming for Trump to be removed from office”?

For the final act of the World War trilogy, the smart play is to make the Americans the bad guys. Both times previous they showed up late and took all the credit, so as a bit of subverting audience expectations, let's have them start this one for no reason as the baddies. No just make them fascist.

man if i gotta keep running the fuckin babyass traxus mission i am going to become a danger to myself and others

surge pricing in all forms should be illegal, and anyone who tries to implement or reverse engineer it should be lowered into a vat of molten lava

remember when we told no boots on the ground? lol this war is going on for at least 3 years

MSNBC reveals dark money group "Democracy Unmuted" has been paying influencers $1,500 per negative post about Kat Abughazaleh One post from TheWokeGinger, with over 1,000,000 followers, recited whole sentences from the Democracy Unmuted brief

Again, abolish and prosecute is the moderate option

Kristi Noems husband 10 days after they get a dog from the pound

The Strait of Hormuz is open for transit

A surprising number of Israelis seem to have already forgotten that they're the ones who started the war.

looks like we traded generations of healthcare for 4 days worth of missiles

It must be so weird to be a right wing guy that thought you were supposed to hate pedophiles and war with Iran and now you’ve just learned that to remain in the group you need to love pedophiles and war with Iran.

oh every one of these is going on a railroad track

I’m really not a fan of “where are the student protesters?” discourse. You probably don’t see as much because university administrators, law-enforcement at all levels, many state govts, and the current federal govt have made it very clear that speech on a college campus is effectively criminalized

Americans think we defeated Iran after 24 hours because we cannot comprehend sacrifice or even withstanding inconvenience. A few years ago, we were asked to refrain from going to Denny’s for a few months, and instead killed our own grandparents and discarded 150 years of scientific research.

Some Tech CEO every day: "You don't get to own things now. I own your refrigerator. If you say mean things about me I will turn off your fridge and spoil all your dairy and eggs and meat. If you don't like it you go to jail." People in my mentions: "Lmao are you REALLY a luddite? smh"

stories in roman history where an emperor secures a favorable peace treaty and then his asshole son is like "nah I think we can take them" and then gets his shit rocked for like a decade feel so real after watching the last decade of the Iran nuclear deal followed by this debacle

The protests worked. They won the right to rape.

eat shit @editorialboard.bsky.social they were arrested and prosecuted as terrorists and sometimes deported. the government intentionally ruined their lives with the help of their schools you fucking hack. maybe thats why people are a little more hesitant