Absolute all-timer sentence in today's @nytimes.com

I looked at my wrinkled jeans and thought to myself "wow I really need to block these" instead of "I need to iron these" what the actual fuck. #crochetsky #fiberarts #knitsky

Thanks for the repost bluesky I’d like to take this opportunity to say fuck Charlie Kirk and all the pieces of shit carrying water for him right now

Hacks is so good. Highly recommend

LINK ROT: 38% webpages that existed in 2013 were no longer available 10 years later. Even among pages that existed in 2021, 22% no longer accessible just two years later. This is often because individual page was deleted or removed on otherwise functional website. Many implications for knowledge 🧪

@bsky.app where is my ‘save as draft’ option for posts???!!

LOL they could not indict a ham sandwich “Prosecutors Fail to Secure Indictment Against Man Who Threw Sandwich at Federal Agent” www.nytimes.com/2025/08/27/u...

Today I learned there are orthopedic dog beds.

my dad was always saying this

For six years YouTube has been promoting this members- only video to me.. daily. 🤣 @rickyftw.bsky.social @eliotetc.bsky.social

I don’t care who you are, clipping nails in public should be banned 😭

If you are an enemy of the Corporation for Public Broadcasting you are a villain. There’s nothing good about you.

getting my phrenology checked by my laptop camera before I can listen to WAP, a future I always wanted www.404media.co/spotify-uk-a...

love when a paywall sounds like it’s drawing a gun on you

We should all be yelling at our state officials about the complete insanity of posting vital emergency information *exclusively* on Twitter/X and/or Facebook in 2025. There is absolutely NO good excuse for this. Many, many people don’t use those platforms. Many never did.

“Independence day is canceled because of fear of secret police raids” is really a level of on the nose political symbolism you just can’t make up.

For my 26th birthday today, I’d like to thank @barackobama.bsky.social for the additional 8 years on my mother’s health insurance.

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President Trump has promised to attack drug gangs and called for the death penalty for street dealers. But he has also pardoned more than 20 people serving time for serious drug crimes, some involving violence.

it’s not a net loss. it’s the cost of a service. I don’t have a net loss with hulu. it costs something and I pay it.

I don’t think the conclave passed the bechdel test :/

Dentists recommend that parents add fluoride tablets to their children’s drinking water. Those require an Rx. There are plans to make it over the counter, but that could take months or years.

Pope is a funny job like YES he works for maybe one of the most wicked institutions this world has ever seen but MAYBE he'll say fewer gay slurs repeatedly and SOMETIMES he'll shake his head no when a world leader flippantly suggests feeding children into a machine that makes energy drinks for cops

@kuer.org fantastic programming today! Already shared the RadioWest episode on sustainable landscaping to three people. Loving the 80 year old rebroadcast of radio on VE Day.

The only good use of AI is extending the Quaker Oats guy so we can see a previously forbidden part of his bod.

Previous to the FDA, folks would put chalk and plaster of Paris in milk to make it appear white. They could also add formaldehyde to cover the smell and taste of spoiled milk.

Live updates: Here's how close labor groups are to putting a referendum to repeal an anti-union law on Utahns' ballots in 2026.

Bro they lobotomized your aunt

Bullying works

This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism.

Inspired by the social justice movement in the wake of George Floyd’s murder, Salt Lake City’s Fleet Block building contained over 20 murals, and became a rallying spot for grieving families and demonstrations. It was torn down earlier this month. The city said the murals could not be preserved.

Sorry for posting a link to TikTok 😅 www.tiktok.com/t/ZT2aSxgbN/

As flu rages, the Trump administration has pulled the plug on a Centers for Disease Control and Prevention flu immunization campaign that targeted high-risk groups, including pregnant women.

Elin Thomas, UK textile artist who uses embroidery/crochet to create unique work resembling petri dishes and bacteria spores #womensart

Utah clergy voice support for lawsuit opposing Trump administration's move allowing ICE to enter sanctuaries. Despite being a strong proponent of religious freedom, the LDS Church is not among them.

I wonder if executives are starting to dread Chappell Roan appearing anywhere in front of a mic with a notebook.

Chappell Roan using every second of her mic time reading her manifesto 😩 #Grammys

ME: *writing in my journal with the sole aim of pissing off future historians and archaeologists* I returned to my home - which is built in the usual style - by the normal way, and prepared and ate dinner in the way I often but not always do

Can we ban Temu? I definitely don’t trust that thing.

Seems weird to call a company complying with the law a "stunt" www.theverge.com/2025/1/18/24...

For those who also live in SLC/ Utah, this is even more of a must read/ listen.

The SF guy (Bob Lee) was stabbed by the brother of the girl he was banging because the brother thought Lee was leading his sister down the wrong path. I know more about this than I should, mostly because the sister in the case later rear-ended my car while having a Whippit-induced seizure.