People think being disabled is like being on vacation They say “you’re lucky! I wish I didn’t have to work!” Most of us would love to work. We would love to get out of bed. We would love to not be forced into legislated poverty Imagine your worst sick day on repeat forever That’s chronic illness

ICE Agent Stuffs Sock Under Mask To Give Himself Chin

Guys that’s not 85 minutes. It’s 85 SECONDS to midnight. 🙃

Okay fine I’ll marry Rob Schneider. I can fix him.

If only sending this to my sleep specialist would mean I get paid a few dollars 😔

If the US were a geopolitical rival the headlines would be like: US Secret Police Execute Second Dissident In the Streets As Militarized Occupation Enters Sixth Week

By who? Who shot the person dead? You saw the video. We all know a federal agent shot a man dead who was prone on the ground. Also, it's not "according to officials." It's according to verified video seen with your eyes. Not saying what anyone can obviously see with their eyes is a form of lying.

The number of times people asked who #Hozier is when I mentioned I went to his concert last summer astounds me. (Also shout out to my little sister for getting us tickets as my bday present)

This will make you feel… 0.5% -5% better maybe. www.instagram.com/reel/DTQrTqZ...

Don’t you hate it when you accidentally search ‘Methyl difluorophosphate’ on #Chrome instead of #DuckDuckGo and now it’s added to your #FBI file you probably already have from googling other things out of curiosity 🙄 I’m just watching #Netflix, working on my #crochet and drinking my tea 😩

sequestering the perverts and pedophiles in their own echo chamber sounds great to me

If Trump or Vance or Musk do something that seems completely irrational to you, ask yourself “is this getting them more attention?” If the answer is “yes” then actually it makes perfect sense. And the answer will always be yes.

Turns out it was a migraine 🙃 #migraine #chronicillness

@thegrizzlylabs.com I have a question about Genius Scan but don’t see an FAQ page or help button. Can I ask you here?

You know it’s bad when Jeff Bezos’ newspaper won’t even attempt to lie for Trump’s thug army. Front page of WaPo right now below. We cannot let Renee Good’s death be in vain. Abolish ICE now.

It’s wonderful when my mood takes a big dip right before shit hits the fan. But like. Shit is constantly hitting the fan.

Danish guy gets it

iOS 26.2 sucks ass. Especially when it comes to accessibility features. The main one I use is larger text (something I’m sure is the most used accessibility tool) and everything overlaps now even worse than before. Is no longer compatible with apps it use to be. #ios26.2 #accessibility #iphone

I’m so glad hot slang is eugenics now www.merriam-webster.com/slang/mog

I love this guy. Follow him on YouTube. He published a book this year called Algo Speak! Great book!

Apple’s customer support is BY FAR the best. In every way. Speaking as a fmr. call center rep, and someone who contacts CS for myself and others several times a week mostly due to mult. complex chronic illnesses. (Disabled = absurd amount of calls) #apple #applesupport #callcenter #chronicillness

in your 20s, you'll come across someone who's wrong online. it's very important than you spend the next 40 years of your life learning and arguing about this topic online long after they've moved on, built a career, and raised a family.

look we're all making a big bet on AI! and if it pays off as big as we hope, well, it's going to make a handful of people super rich and you're going to lose your job but get to watch mickey mouse fuck geralt from the witcher. if it doesn't pay off well then you get to pay for the bailouts

Taking my dad to the airport in about 3.5 hours. It’s 2:11 am rn. Pray 4 me 😅

@romanmars.bsky.social @99pi.org Jason’s mini story reminds me of my favorite TV show of all time: Evil. It’s on Paramount+ (and maybe still on Netflix?). Highly recommend.

I’m thinking about dyeing every new grey hair I get some ridiculous color. I’m not trying to hide them. I want them to POP

Cool cool now we’re at the dystopian YA phase of the republic

This killed me

Just had the most wild and realistic hypnagogic hallucination. #narcolepsy

SNL is actually pretty entertaining this week #SNL

I just want strawberry prices to go down 😭

Mandy Patinkin is a national treasure

“I miss blockbuster video” the library has every dvd totally untouched and I never see you there

Because this wasn’t showing up in my feed I thought I’d share it.

@bsky.app where is the drafts folder??? I want a drafts folder. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

trump: “no see we HAVE to blow up those boats in the caribbean, they could be carrying drugs!” also trump:

I think Senate folders are significantly underestimating how fucking angry Democratic voters are at them

How about we shut down the government for this very popular and specific goal and then, hear me out, we hold out for like a month and a half and then, ok this part is important, after a watershed election where we ran the table, ONLY THEN, fold and don't get the one thing we said we wanted.

watching the NYC mayoral results from Los Angeles

Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest. The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says. "I could smell the onions and mustard."

I think I might exercise my use of free will by eating a chocolate fudge bar for breakfast 🌞

Forgot to put on sleep timer while listening to podcasts last night. Rookie mistake 😔

Open the page. Scroll down to the timeline. Go through the timeline. It’s… shocking

Based on Bluesky's current growth and usage metrics, there's only about six months before everyone on here becomes pregnant at the same time. We will all give birth around Jan 2027 and the shared experience of childrearing "the Bluesky generation" will unite us in purpose and, possibly, all thought.

SNAP and WIC funding runs out in 9 days

Why did half of my favorite shows get canceled WTF