10/10 take. No notes.

Book Abadon here [email protected] Or [email protected]

sandpaper is so relaxing it really helps me take the edge off

confused about ‘leaf’

Ricochet... habitual line stepper and cup knocker

Out now on @dropout.tv: Ally Beardsley is on Adventuring Academy!! Join Ally and Brennan as they talk weird sodas, accidentally poisoning your friends and learning D&D on the job 😀😎 #AdventuringAcademy

twelve hungry men

making Jacob the stereotypical Bluesky user is the rudest and truest attack anyone has ever made on us

i know its been a busy day but omg look at this pelican footage i got today!!! 🪶

🐸 lil pond adventurer #b3d #pokemon #art

Potion that’ll heal 25 of your hit points

me: who's this??? is this mommy's handsome boy?? mommy's handsome boy:

My latest piece for Tokyo Review:

Shirt now comes in more colours and you can get a crop top version?!

Introducing Ozzy! This prehensile-tailed porcupine, Zoo Boise's newest resident, is already becoming a star. 🌠 Settling into the renovated Small Animal Kingdom's Rainforest Building, Ozzy likes to nimbly climb and flip around his habitat’s canopy. 📷: Lead zookeeper Taylor S

the humble potato is there any thing it can not do

If the sandwich don’t split, you must acquit

A 34-year-old as a politician: My god he's like a baby. It's like they just elected an infant to be their mayor. A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.

Abadon is more than Halloween Book your favorite zombie here [email protected] Or [email protected]

You call that a puuuuuunnnch? 🥺👊

TRANSITION CO-CHAIR LINA KHAN!?!?!??!

Life is Short

was kept up all night with hand/wrist pain. Pushing this a lot to try and get a new way to make ends meet that doesnt destroy me.

When you recount this election day:

I love Brad Lander. I just want him to hang around the city and say hi to folks. Called something like “the city’s buddy.” He asks if you need a coffee or something when he runs to the bodega. You have to venmo him after but he’ll round down and ask for less than it cost

shaking my head slowly so everyone else on the free city bus to the $8 halal cart gathering knows i disagree

Rakutencho, a big, jolly bird, is the mascot for Tokyo Rakutenchi, who operate cinemas, bowling alleys, and other fun places. He’s always looking for fun things to do, so his face looks like this: 楽 (“raku”, which means fun.)

i love that mamdani also beat the NYT in this election. like a drum.

here is my story about how Zohran's focus on community amid the loneliness epidemic helped young people connect their politics to an organizing infrastructure, that interviewed ZM, and does not use the NYT's framing of "they don't know how to make friends" :-) and also ran 4 days before NYT's lol

I'm sure you'll be happy to hear that despite the shutdown and the vast drop in visitors, the squirrels on the National Mall are still looking pretty robust : ) #sqrlpix

inspired by @dialacina.com

Congrats Zohran on being the first Mets fan to realize that if he wanted to see a big win in his lifetime he’d have to do it himself

And they better say his name right! The name is MAMDANI.

Mamdani: "New York will remain a city of immigrants, a city built by immigrants, powered by immigrants, and as of tonight, led by an immigrant." SAY. THAT. SHIT!

We're not saying Mr. Toast rules Dyrham Park as Lord of the Manor, but we're also not NOT saying that. Photo: Molly Hammatt

Me(actually)

Daily bunny no.3129 flew in from the mainland

The blue aura around Mamdani means he could’ve activated his special attack at any moment during that speech, but he didn’t even have to.

If you’re a rich asshole in line to follow through on your threats to leave NYC if Zohran won, STAY IN LINE

Zohran needs to show up to an AEW NYC event and get a OH, ZOHRAN MAMDANI chant to the Seven Nation Army riff.

cAn im help you?

Imagine splitting open a rock and seeing this.

There is currently a non-zero chance Mamdani guest stars on Critical Role.

okay I did the thing. Raising Down Payment Money for a car so I can do more work when my one job stops paying and hopefully stop having to ask for money because I'll be able to work enough jobs to make ends meet. Takes 2-3 now apparently. Please share widely and help if you can. I'll Post Moxes!

I mean if you think about it at the very least the fucking Mayor of New York City owes Brennan a favor.

stay tuned