Hey guys we need to raise your power bills again because the jackoff material factory needs more power to turn your mom and daughter’s pictures into pornography and we need you to pay for it

Not quite. Where's the block for trans and furry people?

Mike Johnson's current argument is that the Epstein files contain national security secrets that must stay classified. That Epstein was so very intimately involved in the CIA and FBI, for some reason. Don't ask why. Definitely do not ask why the world's biggest pedophile was told all these secrets

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Truly disgusting supremacy language

it's truly heartwarming to watch every city these fascists descend on knuckle up

They're called devilled eggs bc they added 2 extra cadillac doors

The emerging web of elite scandal tells an unflattering story of how far we’ve allowed our republic to stray from its founding ideals. trib.al/AjbbsdU It's tempting to dismiss Epstein as a purely elite phenomenon. But, with Trump at the helm, this is the society for which Americans have voted.

Only a couple of major news outlets (CNN, USA) are covering this at all. You would think if the goal was clicks and views, this would be all over the media. If clicks are not the goal, it makes you think about: what is?

Key information from this story: "humans generally have a crash, whether they are at fault or not, every 700,000 miles. Tesla has 7 in probably ~300,000 miles." Tesla robotaxis get in crashes at 16 times the rate of human drivers.

Damn this MF really likes beans

The Case for Stop Thinking You Have a Right to Dictate Who Should Lead Countries It's not up to you. After two decades of supporting coups and regime change that Venezuelans at home refused to back, it's time to take the hint. Keep your grubby hands off Venezuela.

Me, putting my eggs in one basket: surely this will benefit global commerce!

Can't trust m&Ms. They were clever enough to sneak into trail mix.

The AI bubble may be about to bust. Peter Thiel has sold all of his Nvidia stock. We all need to say this very clearly: NO BAILOUTS FOR THEFT-TECH! Expropriate their asses instead. They stole from all of us and fully plan to burn the planet. They owe us - not the other way around. 1/3

im so fucking sick of living through shit like this

The drink is called Stop Yelling At Us

Really love that one boycott now goes twice as far

DO NOT GIVE THEM MONEY! The Salvation Army are hateful, fundamentalist religious militants, it’s right there in their name.

NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen. Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.

seriously what the fuck do we do about this guy

Dems: Mamdani is too radical for our taste. Plus someone said he's antisemitic. And that name is scary to us! We need to keep him out. Dems, 1 week later: Look lots of people have tattoos like that Dems, 2 weeks later: Marjorie Taylor Greene, welcome to the Tent

Dressed up like you’re in patrol in Fallujah, passing some retired banker from Myers Park out to pick up birdseed.

Hey @bsky.app I'd like to report a credible death threat

New insult to life itself just dropped

I would find it difficult to be a vegetarian, given my hunger that we eat the rich.

Absolutely correct. So much of the discourse around restoring trust in the institutions is focused on decorum and civility theater. But why would anyone trust the institutions if, after the horror show that we are suffering through, they yet again fail to impose some measure of real accountability?

the cool thing about ai is that if its a bubble we will go into a recession and there wont be any jobs, but if its not a bubble we will go into a recession and there wont be any jobs

Oh it's BAD bad

A sitting congressman paid for a homeless teenager’s braces in exchange for sex

They're mocking me in the comments, grandma. Yeah it was my petard I was hoisted by. Everyone saw.

choosing to believe that if elon isnt in the epstein files very frequently its because the pedophile cabal also found him annoying

One of the defining feelings in American life, for decades now, is elites doing plainly criminal shit and nothing at all happening as a result. It is deranging in a way that virtually nothing else is. Media fixates on perceived street lawlessness but shit like this matters much more in my opinion.

Ah, the thing preventing crime in NYC has been paying for the bus.

And there's a bunch of competition in China between domestic manufacturers. They're making nice EVs. Hell, look at this: youtu.be/8hidULl548o?...

Look, Donald Trump may have had a lengthy, well documented friendship with America’s most famous pedophile, and he may have spent decades giving quotes like “if there’s one thing I love, its beautiful girls—young ones, too,” but I just need 4-5 more drops of damning evidence to buy these accusations

People who get fucked over always end up the butt of the joke.

Julia child just breezing by why there was a potato famine

(sue perkins announce shouting) "the great gorilla mustard show!!" (Distant roaring, impending vinegar smell)

Google AI is like an Eric Adams quote generator

youtu.be/6M6B2W8eqUU?... it's about to get weird

Retiring from the Vichy Democratic Party.

Cool that I can copy a 2FA code from messages but come on man

I love that the (Google) search that I do on my (Google) pixel phone for results about the music I am listening to (via Google) presents me with results that give me search (Google) results and neither result has a thing to do with what I searched (Google) for. You shitpants bastards.

Have fun with your AI dogshit while the rest of your ecosystem languishes and enshittifies, you leg pissing silicon valley dilletante quislings. @developers.google.com

I really love that when my (Google) VPN is on using my Fi service (Google) with my pixel phone (Google) I can't watch embedded youtube (Google) videos because YouTube (Google) thinks that I am a bot because my traffic is coming from Google (Google). You stupid, stupid silicon valley motherfuckers.

Fuck

I'd say my usual spiel about how they're treating us like we're conquered people who lost a war but tbh you'd get tried for war crimes if you treated POWs this badly.

and honestly im sick of not pushing back on this specifically you want to advance human civilization? - universal health care - ubi - green energy - high speed rail and public transportation - free education through college