One underrated awesome thing about Peter Magyar winning the Hungarian election is that it’s like America having a president named John American

Don confirmed radical antifa accelerationist deep cover sleeper agent when

Mandate of Heaven achieved

TIL that on the island of Hormuz there is a red sand that is used as spice

Had a fascinating conversation with a guy who replied to my Instagram story about the Iran war agreeing but hinting at groyperish beliefs. People tell you what you want to hear but I think I was remarkably successful in selling a low trust chud on vulgar class consciousness, woke variety

This woman is my exact age (26). We are going to be lifelong political enemies. It is my mission to make sure she and her ideology are consigned to the dust of history, utterly forgotten. She may have the high hand at the moment but I have many advantages. For instance, I can spell “secretary”

Instagram is serving me an ad for the meta AI app by giving me a little carousel of fun AI generated videos I can enjoy. The first one is of a nonexistent missile interception over Tel Aviv

I think the number one, two, and three reasons for Israel's public relations crisis is that it's doing this to four separate countries simultaneously

You can win anyone over so long as you embrace the Billions Must Smile mindset

I need to aspire to Harry Dubois’s sleep schedule discipline tbh

You know what? It's exactly what this country deserves.

I read @greatdismal.bsky.social’s novel Agency when it came out ~10 years ago and as I recall it got a kind of lukewarm reception at the time but our boy turned out once again to be absolutely prophetic

lol it’s me

Happy Shoulda Finished The Job Day

Happy Appomattox Day to all that celebrate

Frame: 08048

this is about my posts btw

dad: so whats the deal with the war me: *speaks for 5 min* dad: wow that is an impressive analysis me: thanks I took it from a person I follow online who is a subject matter expert dad: oh whats their name me: They are a cartoon dog wearing underwear as a face mask called Piss Prevail On Earth

I make a real effort to be civil on here even to people I'm mad at but earlier I told someone to fuck off plus exactly why what they said was appalling. They blocked me but also seem to have deleted their post, W for the strategy of only telling people to fuck off when they really really should

Next ceasefire plan will include an Iranian demand that every American read Democracy in America over the summer and write a book report

Feel like this had to have been some 20something paradox brained groyper who learned about the Avignon papacy from a HOI4 mod

We need to create one million of these doohickeys in the United States. Every 65 year old resist lib in the country will want one

Been really stressful, and scary.

Damn everyone who helped make it and let it happen.

I think one more beer and I can fix it. All of it. Then it will be alright

I don’t know how I can reconcile myself to the cruelties and oddities of this world but one more beer and I’ll probably figure it out

Thought I’d be up all night planning a protest against a genocide in Iran but it didn’t happen and you know that is genuinely worth celebrating even though everything is getting worse all the time in general this particular move is a mercy even if it exaggerates the stupidity involved

The present is stranger than we could have conceived, the future will be stranger than we can conceive

It’s sickeningly clear that this guy thinks that everything that ever happens is reality TV and in particular international conflict is just propaganda wrestling and threats of genocide are kayfabe

Hey guys can you remind me the details of how he did it in Nicaragua because I’m forgetting exactly how we paid for that

Thank the diplomatic brilliance of the American ambassador to Oman

Tbh I wish books sent me push notifications tho I need to be reminded about those things

Just as I started a planning doc and my cortisol hit the biological maximum it seems like we’re getting a ceasefire but who knows tbh hahahaha fuck my stupid chud life

Turns out when you suggest to your DSA chapter steering committee that we should organize a last minute protest against the Iran war you end up being in charge of organizing the protest

Ultimately the problem with "heads I win, tails you lose" as a diplomatic mantra is that eventually someone will just shoot you instead of flipping the coin.

Anyway if the Iranians conduct a catastrophic terrorist strike in CONUS I suspect Americans will find that the international community’s response is dramatically less supportive than after 9/11. Threaten genocide and brag about targeting civilians is a FAFO move.

“A whole civilization will die tonight” is the most vile thing a US president has ever said, certainly during the post-1945 era when they’ve had the power to kill civilizations with the dropping of a bomb. I’m staring into the darkness. May this not be one of the most fateful days in human history.

Truly the worst monster in congress

Just went to a vigil for the 170 little girls killed in that elementary school in Minab and the vigil was right next to a playground, so we heard the sound of little kids playing in the background the whole time we were mourning a bunch of little kids who got blown up by our government

on his deathbed, donald trump saw the light of allah and unhesitatingly recited the shahada

They're not going to use nukes, guys. They very well might destroy enough infrastructure to kill more people than a single nuclear weapon would

I really fuck with this guy. Chat should I become Catholic

One of these political leaders has been repeatedly portrayed as an untrustworthy radical hostile to others because of his religious beliefs. You’’ll never guess which one!

Dude is genuinely on a completely different level

We'll hear a lot about the bravery and heroism of the US military soldiers who rescued the F-15E pilot, and nothing about the Iranian people that pilot killed in his missions or the many Iranians who were killed to bring him out of Iran.

Gotta get a bottle of something nice