the president of the united states sued his own government for ten billion dollars and “settled” it by directing that government to use taxpayer money for a nearly two billion dollar slush fund to distribute to his political allies at will typing it out barely feels real

Bad faith indeed!

Darkly funny that we’re watching the president die in real time and when he inevitably dies, millions of people will swiftly conclude the visibly decaying 80 year-old was killed by a woke CIA Judeo-transgender conspiracy to shrink video game boobs and make Star Wars worse.

Lmao at this graph from Gottheimer’s shitty oped. Yeah, that would be great!

They’re apparently gonna build townhomes in this vacant lot directly next to my apartment which will block out basically all the sunlight we get, supposedly cutting down all the trees on our side too, not to mention the construction noise NIMBYism is tempting me like the hottest succubus ever

god bless a man who had the gift of true righteousness. also a man who looked absolutely goddamn crazy just truly one of the weirdest looking guys god ever made

My “this golden statue is not a golden calf” shirt is raising a lot of questions already answered by the shirt

OP wasn’t quick enough on the draw it seems (I love this acct so much)

Charged with smoke too tough, swag too different, bitch too bad

That’s not very one billion Americans of you

LAWYER: The shooter shared your post: “Bugs Bunny is a two-pump chump. I’d show Lola how to smash ‘Animal Style!’” What did you mean by that? ME: That Bugs Bunny cums fast. LAWYER: He lacks sexual prowess? ME: Yes. LAWYER: Did you consider that posting something this inflammatory might be dangerous?

Oh no WAY he was doing Shoplifting Discourse hahahaha

Much to unpack here but who is the “rightful owner” of the Hagia Sophia he’s referring to. Like are we making it the property of the Patriarchate of Constantinople? Is Greece annexing Istanbul? Are we straight up reviving the Byzantine Empire? What’s the plan boss

See my original reaction to the NYT bit with Hasan was “this sounds kind of dumb and annoying” but on seeing that the Atlantic’s two most fatuous nincompoops BOTH wrote The West Has Fallen thinkpieces in response I guess I am forced to be militantly anti-anti-shoplifting. That’s Discourse baby

Was shuffling a playlist from high school and this came up. Can’t believe this song came out in 2015 www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8m3...

Oh man. Oh jeez. Oh no.

JDPON Don once again!

I’ve said this before but this anecdote is straight out of Disco Elysium

Pretty big W honestly that we thought this guy was gonna be an American Beria/J. Edgar Twoover and instead he’s real life Harry Dubois in the top cop job in America

Chris Van ballin back at it

I think that having infinite humiliating AI memes created of you after your death is the closest thing human technology has yet created to condemning someone’s immortal soul to hell

One underrated awesome thing about Peter Magyar winning the Hungarian election is that it’s like America having a president named John American

Don confirmed radical antifa accelerationist deep cover sleeper agent when

Mandate of Heaven achieved

TIL that on the island of Hormuz there is a red sand that is used as spice

Had a fascinating conversation with a guy who replied to my Instagram story about the Iran war agreeing but hinting at groyperish beliefs. People tell you what you want to hear but I think I was remarkably successful in selling a low trust chud on vulgar class consciousness, woke variety

This woman is my exact age (26). We are going to be lifelong political enemies. It is my mission to make sure she and her ideology are consigned to the dust of history, utterly forgotten. She may have the high hand at the moment but I have many advantages. For instance, I can spell “secretary”

Instagram is serving me an ad for the meta AI app by giving me a little carousel of fun AI generated videos I can enjoy. The first one is of a nonexistent missile interception over Tel Aviv

I need to aspire to Harry Dubois’s sleep schedule discipline tbh

You know what? It's exactly what this country deserves.

I read @greatdismal.bsky.social’s novel Agency when it came out ~10 years ago and as I recall it got a kind of lukewarm reception at the time but our boy turned out once again to be absolutely prophetic

lol it’s me

Happy Shoulda Finished The Job Day

Happy Appomattox Day to all that celebrate

Frame: 08048

this is about my posts btw

dad: so whats the deal with the war me: *speaks for 5 min* dad: wow that is an impressive analysis me: thanks I took it from a person I follow online who is a subject matter expert dad: oh whats their name me: They are a cartoon dog wearing underwear as a face mask called Piss Prevail On Earth

I make a real effort to be civil on here even to people I'm mad at but earlier I told someone to fuck off plus exactly why what they said was appalling. They blocked me but also seem to have deleted their post, W for the strategy of only telling people to fuck off when they really really should

Next ceasefire plan will include an Iranian demand that every American read Democracy in America over the summer and write a book report

Feel like this had to have been some 20something paradox brained groyper who learned about the Avignon papacy from a HOI4 mod

We need to create one million of these doohickeys in the United States. Every 65 year old resist lib in the country will want one

Been really stressful, and scary.

I think one more beer and I can fix it. All of it. Then it will be alright

I don’t know how I can reconcile myself to the cruelties and oddities of this world but one more beer and I’ll probably figure it out