Imagine being the richest man in the world, but you’re also Elon Musk

Don’t know what to get racist aunt Trisha for Christmas this year? How about the Derringer special presidential edition Trump 47” firearm, to really own the libs?

I’m not a great political analyst, but I do feel Labour have made a tactical error by opting to be cunts.

What the fuck has happened to this country? Is power over principal all that matters to Labour now? What are you doing with it? When all of the worst and most extreme right wing voices are singing your praises, you fucked it. You really have fucked it, good luck with the racists, enjoy obscurity.

Listening to Billy Joel’s “always a woman”, and it’s a beautiful song melodically, but those lyrics are really something. Different times etc… but fuck me.

Art post for your Friday #art #artsky #zines

As a contractor I understood for nearly 2 decades to get everything in writing/email to back up your claims and avoid confusion. Turns out criminals and pedophiles didn’t realise this was a bad approach for doing crimes I guess?

Repost with an iconic fictional band

apple.news/A7Y-qHrFQRPC... How long before Badenoch or Farage chime in with” this is just an example of the BBC bowing down to Woke cancel culture”?

Bloody love Dogma youtu.be/qgB3A4Y0cj8?... #moviesky

Dominic Cummings was always an absolute arsehole. The Conservative right loves to talk up imagined genius among their ranks when in truth there's nothing there but attitude, flex, and pose. Mogg, Johnson, Gove, Cummings. All tiresome little nobodies trotting out rehashed nonsense. Often nasty.

I like how the caption on this photo reads as if he's making a claim that could not be independently verified.

"Democrats are about to win an election. Here's why that's bad for Democrats." Fuuuuuuck offffff.

1999 was a very fine year. Me and @cptjspaulding.bsky.social dredge our memories of the time and talk about it for your entertainment. Also Dogma is out in 4k youtube.com/watch?v=qgB3...

this is honestly my main argument against AGI hype

A new edition of Are you a dead? included in this episode.

Minority representation on TV causes outrage Brilliant from @privateeyenews.bsky.social

Doodles for the day #art #artsky

Risotto anyone?

Collins is on TREMENDOUS form atm.

Boxes of Roses and Whiskas for kittens, Discounts on kettles and M&S mittens That lovely young man who sang "fried onion rings" I think non white people can advertise things

Rebel Ridge may be the first in a genre, polite action movies, a big handsome jacked man goes into a small town and politely, non/violently rights wrongs without hurting anybody and upholding the moral high ground.

@pimlicat.bsky.social @sturdyalex.bsky.social in tribute to the latest Quiet riot, I was making a vegan Bourginoun while listening to the autumn episode.

Um. There’s a woman presenting this too.

Here's how we handle manchildren on the Steam forums at No More Robots:

Private Eye offers up an excellently scornful commentary on the relentless polling. It’s become ridiculous and has oversimplified our politics to dangerous levels of stupid and irresponsible.

Dad’s books are full of empathy, common sense, and a healthy suspicion of the powerful. But at its heart his work is also about how systems keep people poor while pretending it’s their own fault. So I hope Kemi’s taking notes as well as reading the jokes.

In Discworld, cities thrive because they welcome dwarfs, trolls, vampires, and humans alike. Ankh-Morpork works because everyone belongs. Funny how fiction can seem more humane than policy sometimes.

Ursine mammals defecate in boreal environments etc

Imagine if British newspapers put only half the energy they spent obsessing over Starmer’s curry in Durham into covering the fact that a former top figure in UKIP, the Brexit Party and Reform UK has just pleaded guilty to eight counts of pro-Russian bribery.

Not sure the man responsible for this poster is best placed to lecture anyone else on taking politics “into the gutter”.

If you like this feel free to print it off or repost it at anyone who is anti immigration. And if you can, sign up to my Patreon.com/HappyToast where there is a bigger version. Or maybe just buy me a ☕ ko-fi.com/HappyToast

A rule that never lets me down, is that if anyone uses the expression "red tape" I can in total confidence stop listening to whatever follows.

“This is far more extreme than anything we have seen so far… It carries the implicit assumption that some people, no matter how long they have lived in this country or what they have contributed, do not belong here” On Reform and Indefinite Leave to Remain www.newstatesman.com/politics/uk-...

Starmer: “the real problem with the Nazis is that they didn’t provide a fully costed analysis of the final solution.”

@pimlicat.bsky.social, CEO of B4B: “Reform’s Trump-style plan to deport thousands of people from the UK who have the legal right to be here, and who even may have been here for decades, would not only be economically devastating but unconscionably cruel.” 🚨 https://bit.ly/4mquyIo

The League of Gentlemen's WEAPONS

"You couldn't make The Birth of a Nation nowadays," laments D. W. Griffith, "because it's three hours long, very racist, and I am dead."

This should be an opportunity for the other parties - Reform's proposal is extreme, violates basic fairness norms, and would threaten millions of people who have made their lives here and played by the rules. This approach should be condemned as nasty, unworkable and contrary to British fair play.

It would be good if the only political pushback against Nigel Farage's plans to mass deport hundreds of thousands of our neighbours, friends, family and colleagues didn't just come from a handful of backbench MPs and one regional mayor

I and many others have got rinsed over the past year for having assumed that Keir Starmer knew what he was doing, back when he was first elected Labour leader, but I feel like in our collective defence he at least didn't turn up in a clown car that was actively on fire from the very start

*taps the sign*

If you want to get mad with someone, get mad with Nick Fuentes.

Need to do more doodles #artsky #sketchbook

it's real support from actual racists

But Alex... it got worse...

Get filthy with me and @cptjspaulding.bsky.social as we look at this Folking horror

The party which claims to be for the working class is taking millionaire and billionaire donors from the Conservatives... Who do you think Reform UK actually represent? https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2025/sep/04/reform-secured-almost-1m-from-former-tory-donors-in-second-quarter-of-2025