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After Trump wrote, in reference to Iran, “A whole civilization will die tonight,” the entirety of the House Democratic leadership issued this joint statement:

My mum is dying, and has spent the day unconscious in a hospital bed, mouth gaping wide, her breath slowly fading. My brother stood at the end of the bed, looked at her open mouth, and muttered, "God, I wish I had a Malteser." I've been laughing for an hour.

in 80 years historians will simplify the cause of WW3 to the US President being a pedophile, sorta like WW1 was archduke ferdinand getting shot

"History will judge-" let me stop you right fucking there, history doesn't do fucking shit, I'm a historian, let's be clear here: elected officials need to do their fucking jobs, right now, before it happens, or future historians will judge THEM. Everyone knows and knew who Trump was.

Trump: “I’m going to blow up the entire fucking world! Eat shit!” US media: President Trump made a bold prediction today then made an unconventional dietary suggestion.

Remember that Nigel Farage is Donald Trump's biggest supporter. Remember that Nigel campaigned for Trump and even wants to mimic all his policies. This is the sort of insanity Reform want to bring to the United Kingdom.

Something I'd advise Trump officials to consider is that while he will likely pardon the people in his administration at the end of his term, statistically speaking the odds of you still being in place 3 years from now are not good... ...and those he discards he will not save.

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Genuinely quite shocked by Wireless’s decision. He has a song called Heil Hitler! He sold swastika T-shirts! He’s wildly antisemitic! Booking him is amoral to the point of nihilism

“Not our war.” Starmer’s right about one thing: Farage would have us in it by teatime. The same man who cheered Brexit as sovereignty now wants British blood and British fuel queues for a conflict he’d never fight himself. He’s not a patriot. He’s a propagandist with a pint.

So you might not know but one of my hobbies is trawling charity shops for LPs of the most insanely great music you never heard. So I’m going to start posting them up here with a brief description. This album is like having a knees up with the entire cast of Minder while suffering a mild concussion

Hey, billionaire tech guys; if arts degrees are so worthless why do you keep stealing all the work we created with ours?

‘Who want to traffic and abuse women”

Magnificent

ALL CATS ARE HOLY CATS

If they make an adult Toy Story movie about the lives of sex toys, the main characters would still be named Buzz and Woody

My child Stormfront is so epic; he was at Red Lobster and straight-faced he ordered a blue lobster; when the waiter got flustered he thrashed him soundly with a silver-headed cane. Another time he pooped in a gravy boat. I love dinner, and parenting. Funny relatable stories of this kind. 🤣🤣🤣

I see Question Time has reached its inevitable endgame. It was bound to happen.

Nick Clegg unveiling a portrait of himself as Richard Dawkins entitled "Oh god he's deluded"

Angela Rayner today decided to directly take on the “incredibly vindictive” landlord Asif Aziz over mass evictions of his tenants. She joined Croydon Labour mayoral candidate Rowenna Davis to say Aziz’s company has acted in a “disgusting and disgraceful” manner and “should not be landlords”.

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Monday: We have won Tuesday: Iran is about to surrender Wednesday: High oil prices are good Thursday: There is nothing left to hit Friday: They have no army, navy or missiles left Saturday: HELP

Guillermo Del Toro's Beadle's About (2025)

@americanfric.bsky.social based on Nicki’s silly question musical choice on the latest episode being the Donner party, it already exists. Cannibal the musical by Matt stone and Trey Parker of southpark fame.

The phrase “false flag” is, er, a red flag. The number of genuine documented cases in history is tiny but conspiracy theorists always jump to it first

100,000 trans people & allies fill central London for Trans Pride. Mainstream media: nothing Thousands of trans people & allies fill Wembley Arena for pro-trans gig with massive names like Sophie Ellis-Bextor & Sugarbabes. Mainstream media: nothing. This is what extreme media bias looks like.

Thanks to @vennart666.bsky.social for introducing me to the unique moves of Luigi Primo, the pizza throwing wrestler

Started World Book Day by shouting at a six-year-old that while Frozen is indeed loosely based on a Hans Christian Andersen story, Elsa is solely a movie character so her costume travesties the whole concept of World Book Day, no, stop, why are you crying?

I cannot wait for the insights on this! He's going to: 1. Sample some local street food. 2. Ride a train. 3. Visit a temple. 4. Not mention the pogroms that the serving Prime Minister presided over. 5. Smile at some elephants. 6. Top up his kids' private school fees. 7. Say "India is changing".

Uh no...we definitely realize it.

Evening.

RW Media everywhere rn - stop thinking about corrupt monsters from history in your government

Trump had launched a new war Epstein, which is entirely justified Epstein, because Iran was an imminent threat Epstein. Thousands will die Epstein, and millions will be displaced Epstein, leading to global instability Epstein. But at least we're not talking about him cheating at golf.

It's called Operation Epic Fury, because Operation Brofist Boom Boom was already copyrighted by Call of Duty.

everything from the fit of the jacket to that head tilt as he says it is so completely Brass Eye i actually cannot cope

TotalCultZone/Zine 4 is a few pages from being finished still. Today was a huge day of cutting and pasting, as well as figuring out what issue 5 will involve #zine #comixs

The current argument of the British right is that Muslims turned out in "blocs" with "family voting" to cast their ballots for a party led by a gay Jewish man, and this shows that multiculturalism has failed, voting is "sectarian" and we are in a crisis. Hmmmmmm.

Extraordinary that in these fractious & divided times, so many of us can unite around the single, simple fact that Matthew Goodwin is an irredeemable twat.

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They scream “only two genders exist!!” But every soul shines in its own irreplaceable color 🌈✨ No matter how loud the hate gets, Chiitan will keep waving this flag until everyone can sparkle as themselves🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

“You’re not gonna be able to air it.” “This is an Australian news program. We use that word as an adverb.”

They could have had the most unifying moment since the London Olympics if they'd just had Bum Flare Man slap the cuffs on him.

EXC: Robert Jenrick has been mocked for using Ozempic and told “you can't take an injection for personality”…by his Reform colleague Matt Goodwin. In previous interviews, Mr Goodwin also said Jenrick had “no charisma”, and Reform risked becoming a Tory tribute act” www.mirror.co.uk/news/politic...