Ursine mammals defecate in boreal environments etc

Imagine if British newspapers put only half the energy they spent obsessing over Starmer’s curry in Durham into covering the fact that a former top figure in UKIP, the Brexit Party and Reform UK has just pleaded guilty to eight counts of pro-Russian bribery.

Not sure the man responsible for this poster is best placed to lecture anyone else on taking politics “into the gutter”.

If you like this feel free to print it off or repost it at anyone who is anti immigration. And if you can, sign up to my Patreon.com/HappyToast where there is a bigger version. Or maybe just buy me a ☕ ko-fi.com/HappyToast

A rule that never lets me down, is that if anyone uses the expression "red tape" I can in total confidence stop listening to whatever follows.

“This is far more extreme than anything we have seen so far… It carries the implicit assumption that some people, no matter how long they have lived in this country or what they have contributed, do not belong here” On Reform and Indefinite Leave to Remain www.newstatesman.com/politics/uk-...

Starmer: “the real problem with the Nazis is that they didn’t provide a fully costed analysis of the final solution.”

@pimlicat.bsky.social, CEO of B4B: “Reform’s Trump-style plan to deport thousands of people from the UK who have the legal right to be here, and who even may have been here for decades, would not only be economically devastating but unconscionably cruel.” 🚨 https://bit.ly/4mquyIo

The League of Gentlemen's WEAPONS

"You couldn't make The Birth of a Nation nowadays," laments D. W. Griffith, "because it's three hours long, very racist, and I am dead."

This should be an opportunity for the other parties - Reform's proposal is extreme, violates basic fairness norms, and would threaten millions of people who have made their lives here and played by the rules. This approach should be condemned as nasty, unworkable and contrary to British fair play.

It would be good if the only political pushback against Nigel Farage's plans to mass deport hundreds of thousands of our neighbours, friends, family and colleagues didn't just come from a handful of backbench MPs and one regional mayor

I and many others have got rinsed over the past year for having assumed that Keir Starmer knew what he was doing, back when he was first elected Labour leader, but I feel like in our collective defence he at least didn't turn up in a clown car that was actively on fire from the very start

*taps the sign*

If you want to get mad with someone, get mad with Nick Fuentes.

Need to do more doodles #artsky #sketchbook

it's real support from actual racists

But Alex... it got worse...

Get filthy with me and @cptjspaulding.bsky.social as we look at this Folking horror

The party which claims to be for the working class is taking millionaire and billionaire donors from the Conservatives... Who do you think Reform UK actually represent? https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2025/sep/04/reform-secured-almost-1m-from-former-tory-donors-in-second-quarter-of-2025

I've a feeling Mr Farage might very much be regretting his trip... round about ... Now 👇

Farage looked utterly ridiculous when he tried to come back. Amateur

@skynewsrss.bsky.social @bbcnewsnight.bsky.social @itvnews.bsky.social Nigel Farage does not hold up to questioning, stop platforming him with minimum pushback and do your jobs, question his opinions and policies, make him tell you why he should be in power. He should be put on the spot

It’s amazing the mistakes you can make when you’ve never read a single thing about the history of antisemitism and have your head all the way up your arse

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I’m almost nostalgic for the days when these shitweasels used to whine about not being able to talk about immigration without being called racist, or ‘waycist’ as one of them used to ‘joke’.

@joeabercrombie.com just finished The Devils, bravo sir, bravo.

realistic Star Trek

Fucking yikes www.nytimes.com/2025/08/27/b...

Wrote this about flags and patriotism in 2021 (in The Decade In Tory). Stand by every word now.

and people always told me be careful of what you do don't go around breakin' young girls' hearts (hee-hee) and mother always told me be careful of who you love and be careful of what you do cause the lie becomes the truth hey-ey!

New films to consider for your Saturday night, or you could watch Bloodsport again

In 1290, Edward I issued an edict expelling all Jews from England, becoming the first European state in history to do so. The law was issued on the ninth of Ab, just to be an extra asshole about it, and land and property were forfeited to the crown. judeo-christian, my ass

I see the misinformation machine is kicking up to support Marjorie Taylor Greene’s Israel amendment. Advocates have a responsibility to be clear about what legislation does and doesn’t do. Her amendment did NOT cut off offensive aid to Israel. We shouldn’t pretend it does. My statement on it:

It appears PDiddy is set to be convicted on four counts of sex crimes and trafficking, but at this point is not, ironically, convicted of racketeering, proving perhaps once and for all that he is not in fact a gangster.

If the 48% of MPs who voted against the Bill today don't want an assisted death, they can choose not to have an assisted death. Unlike the 48% of us who, 9 years ago almost to the day, voted to remain in the EU, are stuck with the wound inflicted on us by the 52%.

Liam Fox, Michael Gove and that awful prick from Brewdog

think Kanye trying to intervene and being all noooooo my favourite boys are fighting </3 may genuinely be the best possible twat cherry on the cunt cake

Sources reporting that Zelensky has called Trump and offered to mediate a peaceful resolution between Musk and himself.

Truly we are living through the fable of the scorpion and the frog for our social media age.

the enemy of my enemy is not my friend but watching them smack each other in the nuts is still very funny

must be incredibly frustrating and disheartening to have federal funding that was promised to you for important work suddenly and arbitrarily ripped away

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Derek Chisora considers wading into the political ring with a run at London Mayor for Reform UK

Each to their own, of course, but I’m not sure a Hot ‘N’ Cold Chocolate Fudge Volcano Sundae really does you less damage as a “temptation” than a couple of pints www.theguardian.com/business/202...