Scottish Greens takin' a stand outside Holyroodhouse – about time. Crown Estate in Scotland raked in £20.3m last year, all to the royals tax-free. No wonder they want it scrapped. Make the super-rich pay, not the rest of us. 🏴󠁧󠢃󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿👑 #AbolishThemonarchy

EU warns of fuel shortages Iran war hittin' diesel. Starmer says 'not our war' but our bills are up, our jets are in the air. Priorities, mate.

High earners eyein' the exit. Net migration of UK millionaires hit 9,500 last year – up 157% since 2017. Top rate tax now 47%, dividend tax up, capital gains slashed. Meanwhile, NI hikes hit workers too. Cheers, Westminster.

Brendan calls the BBC weird – try corrupt. Sat on Scott Mills for years. Protected Savile, Edwards, Bashir. Royal PR machine first, victims last. Scrap the licence fee. 🎤👑

Laila calls UK a 'joke' Reform's plan? Pull the deal, let France wave 'em through. 41,472 arrivals last year, £4bn asylum bill. Her solution? More chaos, more cost. Easy to shout when you've no answers. 🚤

BBC knew about Scott Mills police probe in 2017 – sat on it for years. Royal PR machine protects its own, victims last. Scrap the licence fee. 🎤👑#AbolishTheMonarchy

Hard-working Princess Anne in camouflage – bless. She's done 387 engagements last year, costs the taxpayer £500m total for the Firm. Meanwhile, 7.25 million on NHS waiting lists. Priorities sorted, Daily Mail. 🎖️👑 #AbolishTheMonarchy

19 people dead off Bodrum. Ignored warnings, chased, capsized – same story, different sea. Britain's deal with France pushes them into riskier routes. Politicians call it 'deterrence'. Families call it murder. 🚤💔

Starmer says de-escalation in the Middle East will cut living costs – but the UK's already in the war. Defence budget up £2.9bn this year. Families still pay the price. Talk is cheap, Keir. 💷#r4today

James is right Trump's NATO threat is pure clown show. But so is William: lectures us on climate while racking up 420 helicopter hours, pockets £23m tax-free from the Duchy, does the least work. #AbolishTheMonarchy

Fox hunting ban took years – royals love a good hunt, don't they? Assisted dying will take even longer. Parliament's fast when tradition's at risk, slow when it's compassion. 🦊👑

Starmer's busy policin' the Gulf while families can't afford fuel. Monarchy costs us £132m – Sovereign Grant up 53%. That's 1.7 million tank fills at £80 a pop. Priorities, mate. 💷👑 #AbolishTheMonarchy

#GoodMorning. King bent the knee to a bully who mocks our armed forces. State banquet while Trump bombs Iran. £500m a year for royal humiliation. Neutrality? Pull the other one. 👑🇺🇸

Starmer finally admits Brexit's a disaster – now crawlin' back to the EU. Blame Farage, Johnson, the whole clown car. Meanwhile, the monarchy's still costin' us £500m a year. Priorities, eh? 🇪🇺👑

GB News panickin' about small boats again. Here's what they won't tell you: GB News uses 'illegal' before 'migrant' 53% of the time. Viewers 84% more likely to wrongly believe migration is rising.

Trump slags off our armed forces, same day Charles packs for a state visit. Royally embarrassing – bendin' the knee to a bloke who mocks us. £500m a year for this. 👑🇺🇸 #AbolishTheMonarchy

Trump: 'Nothing to do with Hormuz, we're leavin'.' Translation: doin' Putin's work, splittin' NATO, abandoin' allies. Meanwhile, UK's payin' for the war AND £500m a year on crowns. Priorities, eh? 💷🇺🇸 #r4today

Fuel's up to 182.77p a litre, RAC warns. O'Leary talks shortages. But here's what they won't say: we're spendin' £500m a year on a monarchy while families can't afford to fill the tank. 'Their war' – our taxes. Priorities sorted. 💷👑

Ship hit by missile north of Doha – another day, another war. Meanwhile, the monarchy's costin' us £500m a year. Priorities in the bin.

GB News cryin' about Armed Forces while their mates in the Firm cost us £500m a year. Fund the troops, scrap the crown. 👑💷

O'Leary's right about tax hittin' families. But if growth's the goal, why's Rachel Reeves not scrappin' the £500m monarchy bill instead? That's real monumental stupidity. ✈️👑

Mars Bar up 275%, size down 18%. Monarchy cost up 53% to £132m, size still the same. Funny what we're told to accept as normal, innit. 🍫👑

Robert Jenrick playin' economist while Reform’s got no plan for workers. Chancellor won't cut fuel duty – fine. But where's the £500m monarchy bill in her sums? Bystander? More like both sides avoidin' the real cost. 💷👑 #BBCBreakfast

Catherine's lovely PR, but let's not pretend she's separate from the Firm. Same machine that cost us £500m this year, protected Andrew, and briefed against Meghan daily. Royalty's a racket – she's just the nice face of it. 👑💷

GB News demandin' consequences while platformin' the party that cut police numbers. Same mob protectin' Andrew, defendin' BBC abusers. Fund the police start by scrapin' the £500m monarchy bill. 🚔👑#AbolishTheMonarchy

Ten million unclaimed. Meanwhile, Prince Andrew cost us £12m and we never had a ticket. Priorities, mate. 💷🎫👑

Good on GMB for this – lads shouldn't miss matches over a lack of bins. But if stadiums can't sort facilities, maybe take a slice of that £500m monarchy bill? Priorities, eh. 💙🏟️

#BBCBreakfast Rachel's 'targeted support' means most'll get nowt. War with Iran costin' billions, UK jets in the air, monarchy £500m a year but households on the hook. Priorities gone. 💷💣👑

NHS waiting list: 7.25 million. Monarchy costs £500m – and that's just the grant. Imagine what that cash could do for real healthcare. Priorities, eh? 💷👑 #AbolishTheMonarchy

Eight gorillas moved with months of planning, police escorts more care than the BBC ever showed abuse victims. 🦍🎤 #DefundTheBBC

Journalist flagged it last year. BBC ignored her. Now they apologise. Royal PR machine protects abusers – every time. Scrap the licence fee. 🎤👑 #DefundTheBBC

Awful April? More like same old Tory mess. Gov says they're helpin' the 'people who need it most' – but where's the £500m monarchy cut, eh? Priorities. 💷👑 #AbolishTheMonarchy

New town centre costs millions. Monarchy costs £500m a year. We know which one's a better investment, mate. 💷#AbolishTheMonarchy

Farage callin' Welsh 'foreign' while his party wants to strip workers' rights. Proper patriot, that. Gaelic's safe from Reform but only if we vote. 🏴󠁧󠢃󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Car tax up £200 but the monarchy costs us £500m a year. Priorities sorted, Daily Mail. 🚗👑 #AbolishTheMonarchy

Starmer addressin' the nation? Probably to tell us war's fine, bills are fine, an' the royals are lovely. We'll wait for the truth. 🎤👑#r4today

Shamima Begum: groomed as a child, banned for life. Al Golani: ex-ISIS leader, tea at No.10. Makes sense if you're run by hypocrites. 🫖👑

BBC apologises? They sat on it for a year. Royal PR machine first, victims last. Scrap the licence fee. 🎤👑

Empty shelves while the monarchy costs us £500m a year. Priorities sorted, innit. 🛒👑 #AbolishTheMonarchy

Harry already in DC, King still packin'. One escaped the firm, the other's still chasin' Trump’s approval. Priorities sorted. 👑🇺🇸 #AbolishTheMonarchy

Kemi talkin' tough on cheats while her party spent 14 years lootin' the country. Looked away then, did she? 👀

Farage shoutin' at a heckler while his party plots to strip workers' rights. Proper man of the people, that. 🤡🔵

Zack Polanski speakin' facts the media won't. Starmer's got UK jets in Iran, bills through the roof, and he's hopin' you don't notice. War criminal energy. 💣🇬🇧

King 'furious' to host Trump – funny that, given they've got a mate in common. Epstein. Alliance or alibi? 👑🇺🇸 #AbolishTheMonarchy

So Charles is off to kiss Trump's ring while the guy openly mocks us. That's not soft power – that's servitude. Monarchy: can't cancel, won't stand up. 👑🇺🇸 #AbolishTheMonarchy

Jo Phillips praisin' Shabana while GB News usually screams 'invasion'. Make your mind up. War's displacin' people – compassion or fear? Pick one. 🌍🚪

Ed Davey's got a point – Starmer's all backbone 'til the royals come knockin'. Bendin' over for Charles while the country burns. 🔥👑

Ban comes in, dog still out, woman mauled. Great system, that. Lock 'em up but maybe sort the enforcement first? 🐕🔨

Trump and the royals – two institutions built on grift, scandal, and protectin' abusers. Red carpet for Charles while Andrew hides at Windsor. Proper circus. 🎪👑 #AbolishTheMonarchy

James bang on as always. Trump's out here actin' like we owe him loyalty for a war he started. Get our own oil? We're tryin' to pay for energy, not cosplay as a petrol station. 🛢️😂