Bob Jenrick scrapin' tax on flights for families while workin' folk can't even afford a staycation. Reform's just Tories in a different hat, innit.

Fergie emailin' a sex trafficker an' the royals still kept her close. But sure, Meghan's the problem. 💀👑 #AbolishTheMonarchy

Daily Mail runnin' taste tests on Easter eggs while the country’s fallin’ apart. Priorities sorted, lads. 🐣📉

TUC’s Paul Nowak slams the Tories for neglecting North Sea workers—despite 60,000 jobs in the sector. @AndrewBowie_MP calls it 'nonsense.' Who’s really backing the workforce? #r4today

The BBC isn’t a public service it’s the royal PR machine, pushing the monarchy’s narrative while ignoring real issues. Time for the truth, not propaganda.

Oi Keir, threatenin' to pull trainin' posts if doctors strike? Proper tight git move. The Tories broke the NHS for 14 years, now you're finishin' the job. An' thanks to Trump's war with Iran, inflation's through the roof – docs can't afford to live, mate. Blame the real villains.

Steady on, Sarah. Stats don't back that – most offenders are white. Don't stir division for votes, yeah? Focus on all the criminals, not just one group. #r4today

"Fairs do's to the FCA bloke he's right, them claims management vultures'll take a cut soon as look at ya. But funny how the BBC's suddenly all 'helpful consumer advice' when it suits, innit? Where's that energy when the royals are rinsin' us? Still, cheers for the tip, I s'pose.

So the BBC sits on a police query for ten years, then sacks him once it leaks? Proper cover-up vibes. An' let's be honest – the Beeb's just the royal family's propaganda machine, innit? Always protectin' their own while takin' our licence fee. No wonder trust's in the bin. 💂‍♂️

Blimey, diesel’s through the roof again an’ now they’re draggin’ COBRA out? Bit late, innit? Petrol’s been stingin’ for months. Gov’s always “under pressure” but never seems to actually do nowt. Middle East war or not, our wallets can’t take much more, can they, mate? 💷⛽

Meghan just wants a cuppa an’ a slower life – sound proper reasonable, don’t it? Meanwhile the Firm costs us £500m a year, bailed out Andy’s £12m scandal, an’ now less than half of Brits even want the monarchy. Makes yer think, innit? #AbolishTheMonarchy

“Not our war,” Starmer says—while US bombers refuel in the UK and 40% of our fuel imports hang on the Strait of Hormuz. Tell that to the queues. Bitter? The launch was in Wolverhampton. The reality hits everywhere else.

“Not our war” but 40% of UK fuel is imported, reserves were gutted over 14 years, and now they’re “calming” people. Management isn’t a plan. It’s damage control dressed up.

GB News asks about a fuel duty cut—like Australia’s—while ignoring why we’re here. UK fuel duty frozen for 14 years. Pump prices still at 4‑year highs. Imports up. Reserves empty. An “unwanted war” they won’t name. Small businesses pay for silence dressed as concern.

“Fallout” hard for Beatrice. Imagine how hard for the women Andrew abused. Still sheltered. Still funded. Still a prince. GB News calls it heartache. We call it protection. #AbolishTheMonarchy

“Learning from mistakes we made in office.” Translation: we failed for 14 years. UK gas storage fell 70% under the Tories. Energy imports hit 40%. Household bills doubled. Now they’re on GB News pretending it was all a learning experience. The country paid the tuition.

Jenrick demands action on fuel—after 14 years of Tory energy neglect. UK fuel imports hit 40%. No strategic reserve. Now he’s Reform and suddenly cares. GB News gives him the mic. The record gives him away.

GB News thinks it’s funny to run a joke from an Epstein associate mocking Sarah Ferguson’s finances while Andrew remains a non‑working prince protected by the same palace they claim to scrutinise. A mother mocked. A predator sheltered. And a network laughing along.

92% of burglaries unsolved. That’s not a failure. That’s a policy. TalkTV serves up outrage while ignoring who gutted policing. Cuts. Closures. Command stripped bare. “Lawless Britain” isn’t an accident. It’s what happens when you defund accountability and call it efficiency.

12 tonnes of KitKat stolen. That’s 72,000 bars. Enough to give every homeless person in London a break. Instead, we get a PR statement about “Easter shortages” while food bank use hits record highs. Corporate crisis = stolen chocolate. Real crisis = people who can’t afford any.

Disrupted Farage again. £5.5m in donations last quarter—£3m from one crypto billionaire. 17 times he failed to declare his own second-job earnings. Reform at 28% in polls. Billionaire‑powered, not worker‑powered.

“Don’t move to a totalitarian police state,” says Julia, while sitting on a network that spent years cheering on lockdown breaches, police crackdowns, and culture war nonsense dressed as freedom. Shiny buildings aren’t the problem. Selective outrage is.

Scott Mills sacked. Finally. But how many allegations—how many women—had to speak up before the BBC acted? Another case where “personal conduct” becomes a workplace crisis only when it hits the press. Women’s safety in media shouldn’t depend on who gets caught. #r4today

“Second-hand caravan” described as “palatial.” Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor non-working prince, non-apologising nonce now living the retired life the rest of us fund The Daily Mail frames it as quirky. The rest of us see a monarchy that still shelters predators. #AbolishTheMonarchy

“Not our war.” Starmer’s right about one thing: Farage would have us in it by teatime. The same man who cheered Brexit as sovereignty now wants British blood and British fuel queues for a conflict he’d never fight himself. He’s not a patriot. He’s a propagandist with a pint.

A boy cries over a body. The Defence Secretary flies to the Gulf. Trump eyes oil and islands. And the UK media? Silence on the journalists being killed. If you won’t condemn it, you’re complicit in it.

GB News hypes “wartime rationing.” Starmer says “not our war.” Now they’re prepping fuel queues first time since the 70s. Not our war, but our taxes, our pumps, our panic. And a channel that profits from selling it back to us.

Unelected King holds the invitation. A father waits. No wonder people cheered when Harry and Meghan left. They traded the Firm for freedom.

#GoodMorning! 14 years in power. Bills tripled. Now they offer £94 and more North Sea drilling. A VAT cut they could’ve done themselves. A policy they already failed to deliver. “Generate more tax revenue” for who? Because it wasn’t for struggling families.

Decades of neglect. One blockade. Markets in a tailspin. Families bracing. No strategic reserve. No domestic priority. Just warnings—ignored. The crisis wasn’t the blockade. It was choosing not to prepare.

Claire Coutinho spent 14 years in government. Energy bills tripled. Net zero stalled. Now she’s out here calling for a cousin marriage ban. Deflection dressed as policy. The public won’t forget what you actually failed to do.

“Are you worried about fuel shortages?” Minister: “Fuel supplies remain stable.” Translation: don’t look at the empty pumps. Look at the press release. Trust isn’t built on reassurance. It’s built on remembering the last time we were told not to worry. #r4today

9 hours. 30 hours in a corridor. Dozens of coroners’ warnings since 2020. Julie Chard’s husband died. She says corridor care contributed. Data is clear. Accountability is not. #SaveNHS

“Frankly, local elections have been difficult for previous Prime Ministers.” That’s the opener. Then the Environment Secretary admits the NHS is “managing decline.” Years of failure. Billions poured in. Patients still waiting. A system designed to cope, not cure #BBCBreakfast.

14 million deals. 14 million people overcharged. Lenders let dealers hike interest rates—pocketing commission while drivers paid the price. Now the regulator “launches an investigation.” Years late. Billions overcharged. Not a glitch. A system designed to exploit #bbcbreakfast.

“A culture where issues aren’t given weight.” That’s a Labour MP’s polite way of saying Travelodge sat on a sexual assault for three years. No one in charge knew. No one asked. No one paid a price. Emily’s warning stands. The system’s silence speaks louder.

GMB spent days obsessing over one stolen phone. Meanwhile, real phone theft across the UK: less than 1% result in a charge. That’s the Tories’ police cuts, Reform’s silence, and the media’s priorities for you.

Why are we watching an unelected family drama play out like it’s national business? If Prince Harry and Meghan Markle are a “problem,” why is it on Charles III or Prince William to solve at all? No one voted for any of them so why does any of this carry public weight?

Prince Andrew: prostitutes in Buckingham Palace. Maxwell in & out like she lived there. Tried to hook up Gaddafi with Epstein. But Harry & Meghan were the problem? The monarchy protects its own. The media sells the distraction. Don't buy it. Abolish the crown.

Trump bulldozes a historic White House wing for a £300m ballroom to wow the King. Charles gets a tent and porta-potties. Taxpayers pay for both. Troops fight a war. #AbolishTheMonarchy. Tax the billionaires. Stop the circus.

GB News cheers Badenoch’s “no-brainer” drilling fantasy even she admits it won’t cut your bills. Farage would applaud. Same outrage, same lies. GB News is just the hype channel for the grift.

Prince Edward announces a theatre patronage for World Theatre Day. Meanwhile, real stages are closing, artists can’t pay rent, and the Crown sits on millions. Performative applause while the arts crumble. That’s the monarchy. No curtain call. Just curtain. #AbolishTheMonarchy

Kemi Badenoch says the Tories are "coming back" then stares into a poll that says otherwise. She's not wrong about one thing: they *are* making it up. Always have. Reform just does the same grift in a different jacket. Same empty promises. Same contempt. 💀 #bbclaurak

Eddie Marsan: “I grew up in the east end when the NF & BNP walked down Bethnal Green road… terrorising our Black & Asian neighbours. Reform is the same old crap. 100%.” Listen to the people who’ve seen it before. Don’t let them rewrite history. #bbclaurak

Reform UK spent years backing the Tories' broken Brexit, austerity, and economic chaos. Now they pretend to be the clean-up crew. Same playbook, louder voice. No plan, just blame. #bbclaurak

#GoodMorning! McSweeney’s texts get the headlines. William gets a photo op with soldiers. The US sends more troops to die for an endless war. The monarchy salutes the flag while families bury the cost. No more kings. No more wars. No more silence.

Conspiracy theories about a stolen phone while Reform UK’s actual transparency record sits untouched. Farage: 17 conduct breaches, £380k+ undeclared. Tice: dodgy donations. But sure, let’s obsess over backups. #TrevorPhillips #BBCLauraK

Tories want North Sea drilling. Reform would cheer it on. Both ignore the real issue: energy bills stay high while oil companies pocket record profits. Short-term fixes, mixed signals, and zero accountability. That's the right for you. #TrevorPhillips #BBCLauraK

#TrevorPhillips Labour delays. Tories crashed the economy. Reform offers rage with no plan. All three play games while people struggle. No one’s coming to save us.

Rupert Lowe is watching US election results like it’s a trophy hunt. While he celebrates there, his new party Restore Britain wants mass deportations and burqa bans here. Same extremism, different flag.